Buffy hated it when people arrived late. Everyone was coming over to watch videos, even Angel. Buffy had made popcorn. By that I mean she made popcorn the old fashion way by using a microwave. Buffy had rented comedies, that she knew everyone would like. She didn't hire any violent movies because she had enough violence in life.
The first to arrive was Angel. He looked so hot in his leather pants. Every time Buffy saw someone in leather pants she could not help but think of the episode of Friends, when Ross wore leather pants. Buffy smiled at Angel and let him in. (She tried not to laugh because she might hurt Angel's feelings and then he might bite her head off. Buffy knew that none of her outfits would fit, if she didn't have a head)
"So whose..." Before Angel could finish off his question, he saw the answer when he enter the living room. He saw that he was the only guest to arrive on time.
Buffy finally heard the door bell and knew that it must be Willow, Oz and Xander. When she opened the door she saw two men in dark suits. Buffy relized they were Mormons.
Buffy asked them politely, if they could wait a minute because she had to check on something. Buffy asked Angel if he could do her a favor. Angel went to the door in full vamp face. The two poor Mormons ran for there lives.
Buffy and Angel couldn't stop laughing. "The looks on those guys face was hilarious!"
Buffy soon heard the door bell again and knew that had to beher friends. Buffy run to get the door. She was right! It was them. They all noticed that she was in hysterics. So asked her what was going on, she told them about the Mormons.
They could not stop laughing. Willow then said "Buffy it's not nice to do that to people. I mean those men could, you know have hurt themselves from running that fast. Even though I wish I could've seen the looks on their faces."
Oz then asked Buffy "So, what movies did you rent?"
"Well I rented two comedies There's Something about Mary and I still know what you did last summer. Cool huh?"
"Wait a minute. I thought that you said that you hired comedies? " Xander asked confused.
"Well they are comedies dummy!" Buffy said contentedly.
"Hello, but Something about Mary is so not a comedy. My god! I still know what you did last summer is totally a comedy because what they're going through is nothing compared to what we go through. I mean someone should make a movie about us." Xander remarked.
"Come on Buffy show me the movies." Angel told Buffy.
Buffy handed the movies to Angel. In the bag he found, Something about Mary and Dumb and Dumber. He held the two movies up for everyone to see.
"Buffy, why did you say that you got the movie, I still know what you did last summer"
"I only said that to give Xander a happy because I know how much he loves Jennifer Love Hermit. I said it also to make sure I had your attention. Now that I have your attention I have an announcement............" Buffy said smiling
"Buffy what are you talking about ?" Angel asked. Confusion written all over his face.
"Well guess what I think, Buff. I think Angel has been playing dress-up with your mom's clothes. I always knew you were a faggot dead boy." Xander stated so eloquently.
"What the hell are you all talking about?" Angel just then remembered that he had forgotten to take off the high heels. He looked down at his feet, everyone else followed his gaze.
To everyone's shock they saw the red high heels that Angel was wearing.
Angel's face turned bright red just like the high heels.
Angel then said something that totally shocked everyone. "Well, guess what? I know something you don't know."
Buffy then started yelling " No, Angel don't tell them or I swear I will kill you."
"Hey all, guess what? Buffy was a man she had a sex change, and guess when I found out? Well I found out when I screwed her." Angel said pleased with himself.
Angel saw the looks on everyone's faces. They were shocked, disgusted and showed resentment towards Buffy. Buffy also saw the looks on everyone's faces.
Xander was the first to run upstairs to the toilet to throw up. Xander then started crying and brushing his tongue with a toilet brush. (Well it was the only thing he could find) He then was going to commit suicide, by drowning himself in the toilet water.
Buffy run upstair to save Xander. She found him with his head down the toilet.
Buffy began to conceal Xander by saying "Xander, it not true. Angel was only joking."
Xander looked at Buffy and saw that she was telling the truth. Xander walked back downstairs with Buffy.
Everyone else in the room still had not moved from where they were seated. (Oz and Willow I mean) They both had their eyes and mouths wide open.
Angel could not hold in his laughter anymore, he just exploded with laughter. Willow and Oz looked at each other and then at Angel.
Oz then said "So it was all a big joke. You mean Buffy is not a man and Angel isn't a cross dresser?" Oz's face was masked with confusion.
Buffy and Xander then started to laugh. The whole room then exploded with laughter.
Angel was laughting the hardest. He then said "My god the looks on your faces. Oh, Xander that is total pay back for you calling me dead boy."
Buffy then walked over to Angel to tell him what Xander was doing in the bathroom.
Angel then had tears in his eyes, from laughter.
"My god, you guys are the funniest. Hey everybody Xander was doing the Crying Game thing in the bathroom." Angel said, with fresh tears appearing in his eyes.
"Angel, I thought that it was funny, about you pretending to be a cross dresser, but why did you have to lie about me?" Buffy said with offence.
"Come on Buff. That was way funnier than me being a cross dresser. I was going to tell you but I just thought of it." Angel stated.
Everyone then heard a noise upstairs. Everyone then followed Buffy upstairs to Buffy's mom's room.
Buffy opened the door and found her mom and Principal Snider.
Buffy fainted in Angel arms.
When she wake up she saw that she was in her bed. She then remember that tonight everyone was coming over to watch videos at her house. Buffy then was against having the video night at her house. After what she dreamt.
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