Willow was looking around her room for her soft toy, Foo Foo. A cute little piggy that she had had since childhood.

Ok, so I'm lying. She bought it last week at the mall. When she saw it, she knew that she had to buy it, because it was so cute.

"Buffy have you seen Foo Foo?" Willow asked concerned.

"No, Willow, but I'm sure you'll find it." Buffy said. "It's probably under your bed, that's where I'd look."

Willow looked under her bed and saw nothing. "It's not there, Buffy."

"Don't worry you'll find it when you're not looking for it." Buffy suggested.

Later that evening.....Buffy and Willow were walking back to their dorm when they saw Spike walking down the street, but he was missing his trademark long black leather coat.

Buffy thought that Spike looked rather sexy and mysterious when he wore his coat. Now that Buffy thought about it Spike looked sexy no matter what. With or without his coat.

As he walked past them he looked up and saw them.

"Hey, Slayer. Out for some vampire hunting? ....Cause I am a vamp, but I have been a very good vamp because I can't bite anyone. For a while. So you can't kill me." Spike said in a sing song voice.

"No, vamp hunting tonight I'm too tired and that means that I'm too tired to kick your ass." Buffy said. "....And he has such a cute butt." Buffy thought. But she would never tell him because his head might explode.

"Oh, great the slayer is too tired to kick ass and I can't kick her ass because of this stupid metal plate in my head. I'm soo fucken pissed off. "

"Spike, what happened to your coat?" Willow asked.

"Well, I left it somewhere around my crypt. I looked for it all day, but I couldn't find it." Spike said with a puppy dog expression. Spike looked like he was thinking about something. Then he said "....Exactly when my coat went missing I thought I saw this big bugger of a demon with big horns and glowing green eyes. For some reason which strikes me as strange is that this demon had a big sack and in his hand he was carrying a pig soft toy. It was the most ugliest mother fucker of a demon, if I ever saw one." Spike explained.

"You mean Foo Foo?" Willow asked concerned.

"What the hell is a Foo Foo?" Spike asked curious.

"Willow's soft toy pig that went missing today. Hey wait a minute, Spike did your coat go missing today?" Buffy asked.

"Yeah, why what's Foo Foo got to do with my coat?" Spike asked.

"Like, Hello! Spike!" Buffy said. She started knocking on Spike's head like she would if she was knocking on a door. "Anything resembling a brain in there. Are you total brain dead or what? Put the piece together and what do you get?" Buffy said. Buffy thought that Spike was kind of sexy but he could be dumb sometimes. Buffy sook her head. "You've got to stop thinking about him." Buffy's brain told her.

"What?" Spike and Willow said in unison. They didn't know what Buffy was getting at?

"Ok, let me talk slowly so you two don't get confused. So do you want the long version or the short one?" Buffy asked.

"Short." Spike and Willow answered in unison.

"Well, I think that the demon took your Foo Foo Will and Spike he took your coat." Buffy said. She looked at Willow to see if she understood. She then looked at Spike to see if it had gotten through his peroxide hair to his head.

"That fucken bastard took my coat. When I find this demon I'm going to fucking strangle him with me fucken coat and then I'm going to stuff Foo Foo down his throat until he fucken chokes." Spike said angrily.

"Well, thank you Spike for that visual. I think I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight thanks to you." Buffy said sarcastically.

Willow started shaking because of Spike visual.

"Spike, what does this demon do with these things?" Buffy asked.

"How the bloody hell I'm I suppose to know?" Spike answered.

"Anyway I'm soooo tired now. I'll try to ask Giles tomorrow if he knows anything about this demon." Buffy said.

"Hey, when you go looking for this demon I want to come too, because I want beat the shit out of him. I'll keep an eye out for him, because if he's wearing my coat I'm going to bloody..... " Spike said.

"Ok, ok I get the picture. See you Spike and I'll let you know if I find out anything. Are you still living in the same place? Dark, gloomily and next to a tree. Right?" Buffy interrupted.

"Yeah, whatever. Gotta go." Spike concluded. He ran away because he wanted to look for the demon and because if he didn't run off he would've wanted to kiss Buffy.

That night Willow awoke to go the bathroom. She sat on the toilet seat and felt something cold and slimily. Willow quickly jumped off the toilet and run back to her bedroom.

"Buffy, Buffy their's something icky and slimily in the toilet seat. I think it's a snake? It nearly bite my butt." Willow said all scared and stuff.

Buffy ran to the toilet to see what was up. Buffy looked inside the toilet and saw nothing. Willow was standing behind Buffy waiting for the snake to jump out of the toilet.

Buffy turned around looked at Willow. "Willow there's nothing there. Maybe you dreamed it."

"No, no. I felt it and look their is still slime on the toilet." Willow said scared.

"That could be anything?" Buffy said.

"Willow come on get back to bed, because your just tired." Buffy said to Willow.

"...But I still have to go to the toilet? I think? But... I think I'll wait until morning. Buffy, your right I'm probably just tired." Willow said.

Spike was walking down Main Street looking for someone or something to bother. Since he could not bite them, he would bother them.

It was so late at night that there was no-one in sight, so he decided to head to the demon bar. Where all the evil demons hang out. Sometimes he wished he could cut his head off so that he could kill, hit or bite someone. He then thought that he wouldn't look proper without his head and what the bloody hell would he bite with, his hands. Spike shook his head. Sometimes he thought of the most weirdest things.

Gosh Buffy looked hot tonight.

In mid thought he felt something fly passed his arm. Spike turned around to see what it was and he saw nothing.

He continued walking along Main St. He then felt something hit his arm. Spike began to walk faster. He was soon running towards Giles' apartment.

When Spike arrived at Giles' apartment he knocked on the door, but he knocked so hard that the door fell off the hinges. "It's not my bloody fault!" Spike said to himself . He then shrugged and run inside to see if Giles was home.

"Giles where the bloody hell are you?" Spike said.

No reply.

He then saw the demon. He was the most repulsive demon he had ever seen. His face was rotten and worms where coming out of his face. Spike nearly throw up but he had no time to do that, because the bugger was walking closer to him and he had a stake in his hand.

Suddenly stakes started flying towards Spike. Spike started running towards a door but the door handle fell off. He then saw another a door that was open. He walked in and shut the door in the demon's face.

Suddenly he heard chanting of some sort. Spike assumed that it was Giles. Spike opened the door to see a very angry Giles. The demon ran away. "I don't think I should tell him about the door. He'll probably assume the demon did it." Spike thought.

"How the bloody hell did you get in my apartment? And why did you bring along a demon? You know that I don't like demons in my house." Giles said angrily. Giles nostril hair was flairing out of control.

"I should definably not tell him about the door." Spike thought again.

"Well, he followed me here!" Spike stated.

Spike told Giles all about the demon stealing his coat and about the stakes flying at him.

"So do you know what this demon wants from me?" Spike said.

"He wants you dead." Giles said simply.

"So, does that mean that he wants Willow dead too?" Spike said innocently.

"You waited until now to tell me that?" Giles said angry.

Spike told Giles all about Willow's Foo Foo going missing and his coat .

Giles started flipping through books. "Spike can you help me look through these books? Get out of the kitchen. I have no blood in the fridge?" Giles said.

"What? I wasn't looking for blood. I was looking for peanut butter." Spike said.

"Top shelve and to the right. Now about this demon?" Giles asked.

"Ah! Peanut butter and where are the marshmallows?" Spike asked.

"Spike did you hear my question or are you choosing to ignore me? By the way the marshmallows are in the pantry, top shelve." Gile told Spike.

"Oh I heard you, but my stomach is making noises louder than your voice. Ah! marshmallows. I'll help you in a second, but first I have to eat." Spike said walking over to the table where Giles was seated.

Spike started flipping throw books. He then spotted the demon on page 456. "That's him." Spike said pointing to the page.

Giles reached for the book. "Here it says that his name is Hordant and that he takes peoples' belongings and learns about the person's or creatures fears. By learning about their fears he learns the best way to kill them. He looks like a rather disgusting creature." Giles stated.

"Yeah, I nearly throw up when I saw the worms coming out of his face. They were moving a wriggling." Spike stated shaking his head in disgust.

"How can you think of that and eat at the same time?" Giles asked.

"Yeah, I said that I'm hungry and when I'm hungry nothing gets in between me and my food. So how do we kill this demon?" Spike asked taking another spoonful of peanut butter.

Giles looked back down at the book." Well, here it says that you have to kill him with the Qantoran blade."

"And where do we find this thing?" Spike asked eating another spoonful of peanut butter.

"Here it says at the cemetery in one of the crypts. I think you better find it before the demon does, because if he finds it, his power is magnified." Gile explained.

"Why the blood hell is everything hidden in the cemetery. What is it with the cemetery? What all the demons get together and play hid and seek with these things and hid them in weird places such as a cemetery? How original! Thank god I don't have to go searching far to find this thing." Spike stated.

"Well I better go home and look for that thing. Whatever it's called." Spike said.

"It's called qantoran blade." Giles stated.

"Well, it's not like it will have a label on it, saying qantoran blade. I'll just look for something that looks like a knife." Spike said.

When Spike left Giles called Buffy to make sure that everything was ok. He then informed her about his discovery about the demon. He also told Buffy that Spike would look for the blade. He told Buffy to keep an eye on Willow.

When Spike arrived at the cemetry he started looking for the knife. He found it later, in huge crypt. He had to break the corpse's arm to get the knife. When he grabbed the knife he decided to hide it somewhere safe.

Night was begin to fall. Willow was sitting on her bed thinking about the day's events. She thought that she saw her soft toy Pinky walking across her room towards her. She closed her eyes thinking that she might be seeing things. While she had her eyes closed. more of her soft toys began to walk towards her.

To some people this may look cute, but this total wasn't, because these soft toys were carrying knifes. Not cute little knifes but big butchers' knifes that were for carving flesh. The knifes were so big that the soft toys could have tripped over them.

The soft toys saw there target and they jumped on her. Some toys were even holding her down.

Willow felt that something holding her down . She opened her eyes and saw all of her soft toys with knifes. They also had an evil look on their cute little faces. No, Willow thought their faces were no longer cute, but ugly with murderous looks.

Willow tried to move but the leader of the toys was looking deep into her eyes and was trying to put her in a trance. Willow tried to look away or to close her eyes, but she couldn't because now she was in a trance. She couldn't move or even scream for her life.

They began to stab her with their knifes. Blood covered every inch of the room. Once the soft toys knew she was dead they stopped stabbing her. The magic was now gone from their little bodies. They dropped onto the floor, next to the bed into the puddle of blood.

Buffy walked into her doom room. She looked around the room. The walls, the floor, and every inch of the room was covered in blood. But who's blood? Buffy then saw that Willow was lying on her bed and she was all covered in blood.

"Please don't be dead, Will!" Buffy looked down at the body. Willow had been stabbed in the chest a zillion times. Tears began to fill Buffy's eyes. "Why, did that fucken demon have to kill my friend? She was a good person. She didn't do anything to this demon. Why was it picking on her? Spike I understand. He's a crud bad dude. But........Will.... " Buffy almost trapped on one of the soft toys on the floor. "What the hell are all these soft toys doing on the floor? And why do they have knifes in their hands, paws whatever? " Buffy said aloud.

Buffy remembered what Giles had told her about the demon. She also remembered that Giles had told her about this knife that would kill this demon. Buffy did not care if this demon had killed Spike, but why Willow?

Ok so she did care if this demon had killed Spike, because well she did sort of liked Spike now. That he wasn't trying to kill her.

Buffy decide to go tell Giles about Willow and then she would go and find Spike and see if he was dead or if he had found the knife.

When Spike awoke, he decided to bring the knife to Giles because he wanted his bloody coat back. Not that he was cold or anything, but he didn't want some wanker to have his coat. Besides without his coat he was beginning to feel insecure. His coat was like a security blanket and he wanted it back now!

When Spike arrived at Giles' place he saw that he wasn't home.

He then saw the slayer walking up the driveway.

"Hey, slayer I found knife. Now I can get my bloody coat back?" Spike asked happily.

"Good for you." Buffy said sarcastically.

"What's wrong slayer? Not that I care." Spike said.

"Thanks to this fucken demon my best friend is dead." Buffy said through tears.

"You mean Willow? I didn't like her anyway she was annoying. She always took ages to finish a sentence." Spike stated.

"You fucken bastard." Buffy said jumping on him and punching him square in the jaw.

"What about that sleazy tramp you use to call a girlfriend? Now, she was fucken annoying. She was totally fuck up. She always use to whine. Spike this, and Spike that....." Buffy said imitating Drusilla.

Spike tried to hit her but then his head began to throb. "Bloody hell." Spike screamed in pain.

Buffy and Spike then heard a noise behind them. They turned around and saw that it was the demon. Buffy quickly grabbed the knife out of Spike hand. She run towards the demon and jammed the knife into the demons heart, before the demon knew what hit him.

"Wow!" Spike said when the demon exploded into flesh and bones. He then saw his coat. Spike picked it up and quickly put it on. He had missed his long leather coat.

"Well lucky you, you got your coat back but I don't get my best friend back." Buffy said through tears.

She saw Foo Foo on the ground. She picked it up and hugged it. She began to get a far away look in her eyes.

"Don't worry slayer you still have Giles, Xander, etcetera. I'm sure you'll find a new best friend." Spike said happy that he got his coat back.

"Spike, I don't think I will be able to find another person like Willow." Buffy said sadly.

"Thank god, there are no more like her." Spike said.

Buffy tried to punch him, but Spike stopped her fist. He pulled her towards him and began to kiss Buffy passionately. Buffy didn't even try to move away. She began to kiss him back.

The End.

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