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Its the same day that Rachel has given birth so the whole episode is set in the hospital with Rachels room as the main set..Everyone is in the same clothes... the 1st scene starts with Joey on his knees & Rachels in the bed..she seems baffled by his "proposal" but says YES! anyway..
Ross then bursts in followed by everyone else & Jack (Elliott Gould) who does magic tricks for the baby.. Scene 2 was everyone except Rachel looking thru a window at the baby except Jack is looking at the wrong one & theres ALOT of farting jokes!!!Monica takes Chandler to one side & says she wants to make a baby right there..Chandler says in order to impregnate her he needs to be facing the other way!! (She was stood behind him at that point with her arms round him!) MATTY re-wrote that line as it was'nt funny enough the 1st time..he also says "honey, I'm tired! I'll have sex with you..but NO foreplay!" and she says "deal!" Next scene is Rachel in bed discussing the "proposal" with Phoebe who thinks that its ROSS who has proposed!
Chandler & Monica are having sex in the cupboard again (this was shot behind a screen!!) & Jack walks by & overhears them & listens at the door not knowing who it is...Ross is disgusted at his dad..Again MATTY changed his lines each time as Jack bursts in on him & Monica..it went from "Hello Sir! You KNOW Monica!?" to "Hello Sir! You KNOW my balls!" ..This brought the house down!! But I can't see them using it!!!! Then Rachels still in bed trying to breastfeed the baby (which is a mechanical on by the way!!)..in front of Joey who is appalled.. She falls asleep & Ross & Phoebe go in & see the engagement ring on her finger & Ross can't remember proposing! He thinks he MIGHT have tho!
Chandler & Mon are still in the closet & Jack is outside all of them are in shock..Chandler says they'll have to go out eventually & he puts their underwear in his pocket..they tell Jack that they are trying for a baby so he shows them some "positions" to try!! Chandler says he's gonna have a heart attack & pulls out the red underwear to wipe his forehead!
Rach & Mon discuss Joeys proposal & Rachel confides that she doesn't really want to marry him! Chandler asks Joey if hes spoken to Rach about the proposal & Joey says Rachel has put ring on & then she took her breast out so he could'nt discuss it! Chandler says "Oh My God! And what was her breast like???!!"...Joey says he did'nt look..but the babys head was in the way anyway!!!!! And did Chandler know theres a couple screwing in the cupboard!!! Chandler is slightly interested ..then SHOCKED as he realises its him & Mon!!!!!!
Next is a VERY long scene between Rachel/Ross/Joey where all the misunderstandings are cleared up & Ross says he was'nt going to propose..the ring was just in his pocket! So basically Rach is alone... The last scene is Jack at the cupboard door again passing sex leaflets underneath..but Chan/Mon walk by and say hi!!! So Jack asks for them back!!(He thought they were still in there!!)