Exam 1
By Aeris Jade
aerisjade@worldnet.att.net

Rating: R for language
Pairing: Kim Legaspi/Kerry Weaver
Genre: Comedy?

Note: Spoiler's for season seven so beware.

Disclaimer: Oh bite your remote.



Thump, crack, bang.

"KIM!! What the hell are you doing?"

Carter frowned slightly and leaned closer trying to hear more clearly. Just what were they doing in there?

"I'm sorry I thought you wanted..."

"Well I didn't. I'm not like that."

"Oh..."

Malucci gaped at Carter in shock. They couldn't possibly be..?

"Hmph... maybe...maybe we could give it another try, but this time don't get so physical."

Sigh. "Alright. I'll take it slower this time."

Creak, slam, thud.

"Ohhhhhh."

Peter took a step back his dark skin blushing under his embarrassment.

"Damn. There are just too many holes, which one do I....?"

"How should I know? You're the big expert around here...Just pick one will you."

Thump, thump, slam, thump.

"It's not going to fit....."

"The hole's too big."

"Then put it in the other one..."

Crash, thump, creak, groan.

"Uh Kerry?"

"What now?"

"I think it's stuck...."

Elizabeth choked back her laughter, burying her face into Mark's shoulder.

"...Just yank it out."

"I'm trying..."

Creak, moan, slam... CRASH!!

They jumped away from the exam door as the loud noise ricochet through the ER.

"Ouch... I can't do this..."

"Kerry wait.... Give me another chance. I can do this.... We can do this."

"One more try and that's it."

"Good. Now this time brace yourself."

"Okay."

"Ready?"

"Yeah."

Thump, thump, thump.

"Maybe I should give it a few more licks...."

Malucci grimaced, "Even I know not to say that sort of thing to a woman.."

Slam, slam, thump.

"There. Finished."

"Is it me or does it look croaked?"

"I think it's supposed to look like that."

"I would've gotten more if I'd gotten Malucci in here."

Malucci cracked a cocky grin and waggled his eye brow's at the women around the door.

"It's just a supply cabinet..."

Kovac sighed with relief. "I knew she wouldn't ever..."He cleared his throat and turned to leave.

"Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are?"

Kovac spun back around not wanting to believe he'd just heard.

"Wh-what?"

"I said you're beautiful..."

"Are you....?"

"Want me to show you what I can really do with my hands...?"

The group backed away suddenly very weary of that exam room. This was just too much, even for them.



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