Big Brother
Part Six - Dial E For Edson
By Anna Rousseau
annadelamico@yahoo.co.uk

Rating: PG-13
Genre: Cast/Humour
Summary: Nine doctors and a med student...one house...lots of angst...you decide...

Thanks for voting - sorry this took so long, I'm taking tips from Julie (<g> but hers was worth the wait)...hope you like and vote again. This is a couple of KB's shorter than usual due to the lack of time I have...sorry that isn't really an excuse. I also desperately need some help with new ideas for the series as I am seriously running out of input. Remember anything goes on Big BrothER.

BIG BROTHER: Previously on Big Brother....

[in the bathroom]

CARTER: [in shower] ... how do you get off ice cream?

ABBY: [grins evily] Well...[she picks up the shower attachment from the next cubical] I would suggest.....[turns on the faucet and sticks it over Carter] cold water!

CARTER: Abby! [sticks his head out through curtain] I thought you liked me!

ABBY: Well, as you say it's inappropriate, I'm a med student, you're a resident.

CARTER: [sighs] Yeah, right I get the idea.

ABBY: Let's just stick to friends.

CARTER: [smiles back] OK, buddy...but if 'friends' means we have to gossip and talk about Dr. Kovac constantly, count me out.

ABBY: [grins] Oh don't worry...I only talk about Dr. Kovac seventy percent of the time.

BIG BROTHER: Darnit, I was kinda hoping to see Abby in the buff.

DAY TWO...


07:00am

DOUG: [jolts awake at the sound of some very loud music] What the hell?

DAVE: [wakes and stuffs a pillow over his ears] Jesus, what is that noise?

CARTER: [rolls over to face Dave] Grace Jones.

DOUG: You a fan, Carter?

CARTER: [rolls his eyes] No, but you tend not to forget that sound after you have been woken up by it every morning for a year!

DAVE: That's the Chief?

CARTER: Go see for yourself, she's probably making one of those hideous de-tox drinks that look like a staff-infected fluid.

DOUG: If you're really lucky you might see her doing the air-guitar thing.

LUKA: [rolls over and grunts] Will you please talk quietly!

DOUG: [mimics him and rolls his eyes] Yes ve vill, huh. Huh-hu-huh-huh.

LUKA: Are you making fun of me, huh?

DOUG: Huh? [laughs]

LUKA: Huh?

KERRY: [comes in and bangs a pan over Dave who has just fallen asleep] GET UP! I am not your mother! [Dave wakes with a start and bangs his head on the pot, Kerry leaves]

DAVE: [grunts] How much did they pay you to stay with Festus, Carter?

CARTER: [grins] There is a difference. I never called her Festus.



08:00

BIG BROTHER: Today is the day the team have to decide what they want to buy for the week ahead. Big Brother has awarded them only $5 for their less than satisfactory integration with Doug Ross, and $10 for the innovative idea that Dr. Dave set as a task. So with a total of $95, what will they buy?

KERRY: [grabs chalk off Dave who is sketching cartoons of Luka with Doug on the board] So. Milk, bread, eggs...

ELIZABETH: [rubs her eyes sleepily] Don't we get a say?

KERRY: Don't you you want bread?

ELIZABETH: uh....[quietly] ...I guess.

KERRY: So why are you interuppting me?

DOUG: [whispers to Dave] Who stole her cup of coffee?

DAVE: [laughs and hi-fives Doug] Spot-on! [Mark looks at them enviously]

KERRY: Dr. Ross, Dr. Malucci, do you have something you want to share with the class?

DOUG: [clears his throat] I'd like to put a special request in for some Cheez Whiz...I hear someone ate all of it last night.

CARTER: [rolls his eyes] Don't bring that up.

DOUG: [sniggers] You certainly did!

ABBY: [pats Carter on the back} Please, it was very traumatic experience for him...we had to douse him with cold water!

CARTER: [grunts] What is this 'Get At Carter Day'?

PETER: Isn't that also known as 'a normal day'.

JING-MEI: Don't you mean 'a surgical sub-I' [pointedly]

CLEO: Is it 'Get At Benton Day' now? Come on, leave my baby alone [to Peter], it's OK...sush, there-there...

KERRY: As I was saying before someone [glares at Doug] interuppted me so rudely....bread, eggs, milk, coffee, cheese, chicken, tomatoes, green peppers....

DAVE: Uh, can we get red peppers, green ones just go straight through me...

JING-MEI: [wrinkles her nose] Thank you Malucci.

DAVE: I was just saying...

JING-MEI: Well don't!

CLEO: I need lo-fat tofu.

ELIZABETH: Ugh! Who else is going to eat that?

CLEO: [whines] I want my tofu, [turns to Benton] Peter!

PETER: What?

CLEO: [sucks her thumb] Elizabeth is being nasty.

PETER: [disinterested] Elizabeth stop it. I'll eat tofu, put it down on the list Kerry.

KERRY: A please would be nice.

PETER: Pretty please with a cherry on top? [in his sarcastic monotone]

KERRY: Point taken.

LUKA: Orange juice?

KERRY: OK, how much? We can get 10 pints for a dollar, special offer.

JING-MEI: Oh, some Cornflakes would be nice.

KERRY: Cornflakes...

ABBY: Uh [twiddles her hair] salad?

KERRY: We can grow that.

DOUG: I think Abby was talking about eating lettuce before this project is over.

KERRY: If you aren't gonna say something constructive then you can leave.

DOUG: OK [leaves and everyone else follows]

KERRY: [shouts after them] Consider yourselves on permanent night shift duty!



20:00

[live from Big Brother studio....uh OK, admit...the crowds are there though, all cheering for the gang at Kerry's, someone's waving a cardboard cut out of Carter and Abby and is holding up a sign that says 'Carter & Abby, Get Together! Luka has drawn a whole 'posse' of female supporters, some of whom wear T-shirts bearing his face and the slogan 'huh'...others say 'Just enough grease' 'Croatian is Best' 'Venus from Vulkovar' and 'Cutty Pie'. The majority of the people however are wearing T-shirts with pictures of Cleo that quite blatantly declare 'I hate Cleo, die die die!']

BIG BROTHER: Welcome to the first eviction show of this series of Big Brother coming live to you from the Big Brother Studios at County General Hospital in Chicago, Illinois. Don't worry though, you still have time to evict Cleo...[coughs] sorry I didn't mean to influence you in anyway, of course....so Shirley, roll that trailer.



BIG BROTHER: Who will you vote out of the house?

[soundbites from the pantry...sorry- diary room accompanied by a dance mix of the ER theme tune]

CLEO: I can't really understand why anybody would want me out...it's not like I'm dull or anything.

BIG BROTHER: To evict Dr. Cleo Finch, vote 'evict the boring dull pediatrician' via a.t.e.c

LUKA: Uh- First of all, I'd like to say sorry to everyone for burning the steaks.

BIG BROTHER: To evict Dr. Luka Kovac vote 'evict the greasy haired Blakan attending' via a.t.e.c

DAVE: Come on, people! I'm too cute to evict, gimme a chance...I promise, if you keep me in I'll give you lot at home some action with Jing-Mei...

BIG BROTHER: To evict Dr. Dave Malucci vote 'evict the pseudo-macho latino cowboy doc' on a.t.e.c



BIG BROTHER: You, the public, also had a chance to vote in a member of the ER team, past or present. Let's meet some of them shall we? Firstly Dr. Susan Lewis, former Medical Resident all the way from Pheonix, Arizona. Hi Suzie.

SUSAN: It's Dr. Lewis, you jerk.

BIG BROTHER: Fiesty little thing.

SUSAN: Don't get me started.

BIG BROTHER: The irresistable Romano charm never fails. OK, next Jerry Markovic, lovable desk clerk and kangaroo enthusiast.

JERRY: Hey.

BIG BROTHER: Oh yes, Carrie and her spawn of Satan.

CAROL: Hey! Don't talk about Doug like that!

BIG BROTHER: What'cha gonna do? Hit me? Moving on Dr. Anna Del Amico, pedes resident from Philly. Nice blouse you've got there.

ANNA: [narrows her eyes] Nice gleaming bald head you've got there.

BIG BROTHER: [to the camera] She's hot for me.

ANNA: I heard that.

BIG BROTHER: Dale Edson, surgical resident. A man after my own heart.

DALE: Hi. [turns to Anna and makes some lewd comment, which earns him a slap in the face]

BIG BROTHER: Randi Fronzak, desk clerk and resident hooker.

RANDI: [hits him across the head]

BIG BROTHER: I'm just too hot to handle...finally our bit of Cheeky Latino input in the ER, and a dead ringer for that brown haired one in 'Daphne and Celeste'...yes, it's Chuni Marquez.

CHUNI: [listens to the crowd chanting her name] You go girl!

BIG BROTHER: Introductions aside it's time to go to the Big Brother house...Can you hear me Big Brother house?

KERRY: Loud and clear Robert.

DOUG: HI CAROL!!!

CAROL: I MISS YOU!!!

KERRY: [hits Doug with a cushion] Shut up!

BIG BROTHER: The votes are in.....the first person out of the Big Brother house, with a phenomenal ninety percent of the vote....Robocop herself Dr. Cleo Finch! Come on out Cleo!

Results from 'Big Brother Eviction Trailer I'

Evict:

[From house there is heard a big whoop and cheering]


BIG BROTHER: And to vote in here are the results....

In last place Anna Del Amico and Chuni Marquez

In 5th place Jerry Markovic

In 4th Randi Fronzak

In 3rd Carol Hathaway and the Munchkins

In 2nd Susan Lewis

And the winner is......



[Cut to the house]

CARTER: [opens the door as bell rings] Dale.

DALE: John, my spineless friend...how is the old back?

CARTER: [a fake smile is plastered across his face] Dale.

DALE: Yes that is my name...what's the matter? Jealous because I got to see your girlfriend?

CARTER: Who?

DALE: Anna something.

CARTER: Anna came back?

DALE: Just for a while. She's a bit frigid though, isn't she?

CARTER: Just around you.

DALE: So you're saying she's a slut.

CARTER: Dale, she's Catholic.

DALE: And? Look at Chuni, John. [he tosses his bag at Malucci] Take that to my room.

DAVE: Take your own damn bag!

DALE: [takes Dave to the side, whispering is heard] Capiche?

DAVE: Yeah...uh, yeah I see.

DALE: Dr. Chen [slaps her on the ass] looking good.

JING-MEI: More than I can say for you, Dr. Moron. [whispers to Abby] He makes Dave look like Cassanova.

KERRY: Now we're all together, I'd like to announce this week's task...we have to put on a murder mystery evening by Friday. I think we should gamble 50% of the week's allowance.

DALE: Come on, we can do that easily....80%

KERRY: 70%

DALE 75%

KERRY: 50%

DALE: Done. What di she say

CARTER: 50%, just what you wanted Dale...not!

DALE: [Glare's evily at Carter and says to himself] Who said this murder mystery had to be ficticious...

TO BE CONTINUED


-What story do the team make up for their murder mystery evening?

-Does Dale try something evil? Specify.


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