Christmas snippets from the ER - part 2 of however many I can think up.
Since this is a 'fun-fic' I've totally ignored a lot of season 7, but there are <some> spoilers
DISCLAMER: "ER," the characters and situations depicted within are the property of Warner Brothers Television, Amblin Entertainment, Constant c Productions, NBC, etc blah blah blah Apologies for any medical inaccuracies (I'm not a doctor) Apologies for any cultural inaccuracies (I'm not American) No apologies for spelling or grammar (that's Bill Gates fault cause I used his spell-checker)
"I need some volunteers to hang decorations," said Kerry. "Kovac, Malucci, with me now."
"But it's my break," moaned Dave.
"Not anymore," said Kerry, as they followed her out to admit.
A few minutes later.
"You'll need to climb a little higher," said Haleh to Luka, as he perched on top of the stepladder with a paper chain in his hand.
"How does this look?" asked Luka, holding the chain in place.
Haleh was looking at Luka's butt. "That looks mighty fine, honey. Mighty fine indeed."
Kerry was handing decorations to Dave, to put on the Christmas tree. Stretching to reach the top branches put even more of a strain on his scrub top and jeans.
"I see someone gave herself an early Christmas present," said Randi to Yosh, as they watched Kerry watching Dave.
"Hmm," said Yosh.
"Peter, there are two things you should remember when holding mistletoe up to kiss someone under," said Cleo, with a pained expression on her face.
"Firstly, don't use the piece that was on the admit desk and being used as a repository for Randi's gum. And secondly, don't drop it on my hair."
"I'm really sorry Cleo," said Peter, with a scalpel in his hand. "Now if you'll just hold still, we'll soon have it off."
There was a snicking sound and Peter said, "Oops."
Jing-Mei watched was Malik crouched under the Christmas tree checking the labels on the 'secret Santa' gifts.
"What's he doing?" asked Yosh.
"Looking for his gift," she replied.
"He doesn't seem to be having much luck."
"I know," said Jing-Mei with a smug grin, as she held up a present clearly marked 'Malik'. "He never wants to wait until we're all ready; so I'm not going to put this out until just before it's time. Do him good to have to wait."
"I'm not coming out," said Dave from inside the toilet cubicle.
"Oh come on, Dave," said Carter. "You can't let all the kiddies down."
"What's the matter?" asked Luka, joining Carter outside the door.
"Dave 'volunteered' to give out the Christmas presents on the Paedes ward, and now he's chickening out."
"We'll see about that," said Luka, "Dave," he called, "Come out now or I...I will call Dr Weaver."
"Okay, okay, I'm coming out," said Dave, "But you guys had better not laugh."
"Why would we laugh?" Luka asked Carter.
Carter tried to keep a straight face. "Because they were all out of Santa costumes so we had to go with the next best alternative."
Luka's jaw dropped as Dave came out of the cubicle wearing a fairy godmother costume.
"Not one word," he said. "Not one word."
"Umm, Dr Greene?" said Abby.
"What is it now?" asked Mark, as he tried to mould a sheet of wrapping paper around a screwdriver set. Elizabeth was going to love this, he though to himself. Hey, what woman didn't want her own set of DIY tools? He ran his hand gently over the box. Man, she was really going to be pleased when she opened her present.
Abby watched as Mark gazed adoringly at the package.
"Uh, never mind," she said, backing away quietly.
"No Dave," said Kerry wearily, "You cannot use the sternal saw to trim the extra branches off the Christmas tree. Find something else."
"Okay Chief," said Dave cheerfully. He walked away and returned a few minutes later with a fire axe.
"Don't even think about it," said Kerry, not looking up.
to be continued...maybe....
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Ceindreadh
aka Dr Dave Malucci - ERguild RPG
aka Sgt Allan Malucci - ERguild RPG
aka Dr Cleo Finch - SimplyER RPG