What?? Again???
Part Two
By: Amanda
amanda_miller33@hotmail.com

THIS STORY HAS NO POINT.
THIS STORY HAS PARTS THAT DON'T MAKE SENCE.
Ok?

I felt it fair to warn you that it has no point and such and such. Hope ya like it. The last one was called What??? I present to you......



COOK COUNTY

" So I see we are all okay?" Kerry asked.

" Yes." everyone answered simultaniously.

" Ok. Let us never again speak of those two FBI agents. On an unrelated matter,
we are all flying to Washington for a one-day, major conference on emergency medicine." Kerry
said.

" Where will it be?" asked Carter.

" WASHINGTON!" Kerry repeated loudly.

" Oh. Where will it be?" Carter repeated.

" WASHINGTON! READ MY LIPS! W-A-S-H-I-N-G-T-O-N! WASHINGTON!" Kerry screamed.

" Ohhh, Washington. Why didn't you say so?" Carter asked her.

" I.......never mind. I wonder how you ever became a doctor." Kerry replied.

" Oh, that's easy. My good looks." Carter answered sarcastically.

" Shut up! Both of you!" shouted Doug. " Now Kerry, where in Washington will it be?"

" The J. Edgar Hoover Building," Kerry said.

" Where's that?" asked Carter.

" WASHINGTON! Forget it! You're not coming! Get out of here!" Kerry screamed at the top of her
lungs.

" Geez! Kerry! You don't have to yell." Carter left the room. Just as Kerry was opening her
mouth to speak, Carter stuck his head in. " When do we leave?"



WASHINGTON D.C.

" So, Scully, how was your divorce?"

" Shut up Mulder. You're the one that acted like a four year old."

" No, I didn't."

" Yes you did Mulder."

" Oh, I'm pretty sure that I didn't. How come we didn't come home on the same plane?"

" Mulder!" Scully threw an eraser at him.

He dodged it and threw it back. At that moment, Skinner stuck his head in. The eraser hit him
in the nose.

" My office. NOW!"



CHICAGO AIRPORT

Everyone stood with their bags, including Carter. Anna had persuaded Kerry that she simply
could not survive without her boyfriend.

" What gate are we?" asked Anna.

" K4." answered Kerry.

They headed to the gate and boarded the plane. Doug, Carol and Mark sat in one aisle and Kerry,
Anna and Carter in the other.

" When are we going to get there?" Carter asked.

" In an hour." Kerry answered.

" How long is an hour?" Carter asked.

" Shut him up Anna." Kerry said through gritted teeth.

" John, be quiet!" Anna hissed.

" Why......" Carter began.

" SHUT UP" the entire plane shouted at him.



WASHINGTON D.C.
Skinner's office

" Why were you throwing erasers at each other?"

" We were discussing our last case." Scully supplied.

" With erasers?" Skinner answered.

" Ummm........Sure! Do it all the time!" Mulder exclaimed.

" Forget I asked."

" Forget what sir?" asked Scully.

" Never mind." Skinner replied. " So anyway, I came down to tell you that you have a new
assignment. Mulder, I am warning you now, no drinking tap water until this is over. You will
meet a bunch of doctors and one nurse in the elevator at 3pm. Show them to the room for the
conference."

" No aliens sir?" Mulder asked.

" No aliens!" Skinner said sternly.

" But...." his eyes started to water. " I want to chase aliens!" He started to cry.

" There, there Mulder. Next case. Thank you sir, for wasting our time."

" No problem Ms. Scully." Skinner replied smirking.

" What was that?" Scully turned obviously pissed off.

" Nothing Agent Scully."

With that, Scully dragged, literally dragged a crying Mulder to the elevator.



WASHINGTON AIRPORT

" Anna! Control your boyfriend before I kill him!" Kerry screamed.

" What's that?" asked Carter.

" Luggage Carousel. If you don't be quiet, I'm sure that Kerry could introduce you." Anna said
exhausted.

" THAT'S IT! I have had it! Doug did we bring duct tape?" Kerry asked sweetly.

" Oh yeah, In Carol's bag."

" No, I put it in Mark's bag." Carol justified.

" Oh yeah. I put it in Anna's bag."

" I remember. I put it in John's bag."

" Uhoh." Carter said.

" What?" Asked everyone.

" I think I ate it." Carter said.

" WHAT???" cried Kerry.



MULDER'S OFFICE

" This is pretty good lunch Scully," a now calm Mulder told her.

" Who knew you'd like liver and fish brains?" replied Scully.

" I don't know where you found this, but I love it." Mulder said happily.

WASHINGTON AIRPORT

" Anna, why did you let him eat that! Do you know what that can do to his immune system?" Kerry
scolded.

" Yeah I know. You were sitting beside him too you know. I can't watch him 24/7 you know." Anna
replied angrily.

Anna and Kerry started to fight. Doug and Mark tried to stop them and Carol kept an eye on
Carter.

" Airport Security. Come with me please." a guard said.

" Oh man," said Carol.

" YAY!!!" screamed Carter exitedly. Anna told him to shut up.

" Are you the doctors for the conference?" asked the guard.

" Yes." answered Carol.

" Follow me. There's a cab waiting for you."

" Thank you," said Kerry.



MULDER'S OFFICE

" Oh man. I am stuffed!" exclaimed Mulder.

" You should be. You ate 10 dinners!" Scully fumed, because she had to pay for them.

" Oh man, I feel sick." Mulder said suddenly, not listening to Scully.

" Well what a surprise! A man who eats 10 meals in one, is going to be sick." Scully said
sarcastically.

" Thank you so much for your sympathy." Mulder said.

" No problem. It's your own fault you know." Scully pointed out.

" Is not!"

" Is too!"

" Is not!"

" Is too!" Scully said triumphantly as Mulder left the room to be sick.



TAXI CAB

" Can we stop at the drug store please?" asked Kerry.

" Sure," the man answered as he pulled over.

Kerry disappeared into the drug store and returned carrying a bag.

" What's in the bag?" asked Carter.

" You'll see. I promise." Kerry answered grinning wickedly.



J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING ELEVATOR ( author has a wicked grin <g>)

Mulder and Scully rode up to the lobby. They stopped and a group of people walked in.

" Welcome to the building...........hey! It's you guys!" Mulder exclaimed.

" Us! You! You ruined our ER!" Kerry screamed.

All of the sudden <g> the elevator jolts and stops. Doug hits the alarm button.......nothing
happens.

< BREAK! What? No breaks? That's cheap! I'm on strike! What? If I do that, I'll be fired? Oh.
Ok. On with the story then. ( Hears giggling) What? Oh. You don't pay me. I forgot. Oh well.
Let's get on with it! ( author gives a nasty look to the peanut gallery)>

" Mulder, we are stuck. In an elevator. With these people....." Scully said through gritted
teeth.

The lights went out. Carter started to cry because he was afraid of the dark. Anna tried to
comfort him.....



THREE HOURS LATER

The lights came on.

" Is anyone here yet?" asked Carter.

" No." said Kerry.

" Will they be here soon?" asked Carter.

" I.........don't..........know." Kerry said her patience desolving quickly.

" Carter...." Anna warned.

" When will they be here?" Carter asked.

" Carter? Come here please." Kerry said sweetly remembering the bag. Carter came over and Kerry
stuck a piece of duct tape over his mouth. She tied his hands together with it and pushed him
towards Anna...

Anna scolded Kerry and took the tape off Carter and told him to be quiet. He obliged. (finally)



TWO HOURS AND FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER

" It's your fault!" screamed Scully.

" No, it's yours!" screamed her opponant. ( take a guess. three seconds....continue!)

" This is why our marriage fell apart."

" It was never together! We were only married one day and....."



THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AGAIN

The two opponants attacked each other. Doug sat with Carol, Anna comforted Carter and Mulder and
Kerry watched the fight. ( sort of)

They heard something so they all shut up.

" Is anyone in there?" asked a repair man.

" Yes," answered Mulder.

" How many people?"

" Seven. Could you get us out?"

" Um, yeah."

" How long will it take?"

" Well gee, I don't know, anyone need medical attention?"

" Listen guy I can't see, if no one gets us out, I can think of someone who will." Kerry shouted
up directing her words at Carter. " So, how long will it take?"

" I don't know. It's awfully close to quitting time and......"

" Will we be getting out anytime today?" Kerry asked sarcastically.

" Possibly."

" Are you...." Carter started, but Anna clamped a hand on his mouth. Too late. Kerry heard him.
She brought out the duct tape again and taped him up. She made a ribbon type strand from his
hands and shoved it into Anna's hands.

" Keep him quiet." was all Kerry said.



A GRAND TOTAL OF..........SIX HOURS!!!!!!

All of the sudden, the elevator started moving causing everyone who was standing to fall. Anna
untaped Carter again and told him to behave. He nodded weakly. ' She'll pay.' Anna thought to
herself. They stopped at the lobby and got off. The doctors hailed a cab and went to the
airport.



WASHINGTON AIRPORT

They took their seats and Kerry duct taped Carter's mouth, to which Anna takes off. She switched
seats with Carter and sat beside Kerry.

" Can I use your duct tape?"

" Sure Anna. Here." Kerry gave her the duct tape.

She watched curiously as Anna ripped of a nice amount. Anna stuck the duct tape to...........

< Ahhh! I wonder if I should stop the story here. Ow! ( a paper ball hits my head) Oh, I take
it you want more? A lot? Well gee, I don't know. Ow! Stop that! ( anothr paper ball hits me in
the head) Ok, ok, on with the story.>

........Kerry's mouth!

" That's what you get for torturing my boyfriend during the trip." Anna turned to see Doug,
Mark and Carol smirking. She kissed Carter and sat back to sleep.

THE END ( maybe. I think?)

Well. Are you happy now? Huh? We'll see if I write another part. What's that boss? Oh. If I
get feedback, to go on, he'll make me. What? I have to tell my address? Ok.
amanda_miller@hotmail.com Sequel? Maybe. Let's hear some feedback! Oh yeah. If you were looking
for a point, you read the wrong story. Well I am off to eat a snack. What am I having? Liver and
fish brains of course!