"The only difference between me and my fellow actors is that I've spent more time in jail."
"I gave up being serious about making pictures around the time I made a film with Greer Garson and she took 125 takes to say no."
"Movies bore me; especially my own."
"I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear."
"Listen. I got three expressions: looking left, looking right and looking straight ahead." (on his acting talents)
(on press stories) "They're all true - booze, brawls, broads, all true. Make up some more if you want to."
"When I drop dead and they rush to the drawer, there's going to be nothing in it but a note saying 'later'."