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And I DO hope that you clicked thebox for your sake.
The name’s Lestat, and I
don’t take it to kindly to those that dare call me
Xander unless they are friends or family that are linked to me, and
I will tell you there aren’t many.
Those people are: Molly, Luke, Flinstone
(for those stupid enough not to know by now, that’sFlynn
Torve), and Lanna. Even
though Mara and Duke are my bestfriends, I cant handle it if they call me
Xander…well, Mara I can tolerate even
though I dislike it. For a brief
family history, I was born to theRiviero family
and I was one of the youngest masters in the guild.
I was a child prodigy… andI still am talented so don’t
even think about challenging me!
I know many locations by heart; I could walk through San
Drako with my eyes shut.
And if I ever don’t know a specific place, I can guarantee that I’ll
know the area cold in a matter of hours from everydoor, to every window,
to every highway, and every underground.
Impressive huh? I know
you think that’s impressive!
Ooh la la, and I even made it onto a new paragraph. Bet that surprised you eh? That I’d be able to handle it. Come on, you can be honest with me. Most of you think that I’m a uneducated, rude, arrogant type of fellow. All are true except uneducated. For thestandardized M.A.L.A.R.D. tests, I scored a perfect 360. That means that in all areas, which wereMathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, English, Puck World history, Latin,French, and Dimensional History I answered all 360 questions and essays foreach section correctly. Now I KNOW you’reimpressed… and I didn’t even break into a sweat! The only other duck that I know that couldpossibly do as well as I did is a kid named Jake DeCharmante. That kid’s a real genius, I can tell ya that much.
Well, backto the story of my life. I’m ashamed ofmy heritage so don’t ask me about it or I will have to hurt you. I have an older sister, Molly, and recently I discovered that I have a younger twin brother named Luke. Funny names for the three of us: Molly, Xander, and Luke. Then again, our names couldhave been Fred, which would not have suited us at all. Molly’s supposed to be the wise one out ofall of us… at least that’s what most ducks would say because she’s the oldest AND a girl. To give her credit though,she is the most responsible and mature, even though her imitation dredlocks get in the way of everyone. She says she keeps them to be rebellious, but for rebellion I beat everyone. But I love my sister; she’s engaged actually to Chase from the Brotherhood of the Blade. Yeah, you know him, the guy that runs the hangout diner Chase’s Place, that’s the one! Anyhow, I’m the prodigy child of the bunch,as you can already tell. It’s kinda weird because mentally I’m the most disturbed out ofmy siblings but physically and brain-wise I surpassed them. Luke’s a decent guy. He’s low key and a bit wimpy if you ask me. But when he’s working for a cause, he’s one hell of a fighter. I don’t know him too well merely because we’ve only met recently. I guess myfather found another frenchie. But don’t take it the wrong way, Luke’s agreat brother! He’s so much fun to hassle and harass and punch and lock in the closet! Really!!!
You’restill here and reading the history of my life?
Ya’ll have no life then! Alright, I’ll just have to talk MORE about myself. My best friends are Mara and Duke. They were supposed to be mortal enemies, butafter they met they fell in love and are together. It’s kind of hard to see them together becausewell… I’ve loved Mara since the day I saw her, that was 5 years ago when I waseleven and a half. She was 14 at the time and thought I was a prick… she was right. I was the most obedient and polite child there could ever be and she wasn’t so nice to be atthe beginning… which was a real surprise because she’s one of the sweetestducks on Puck World… whatever, I guess I’m drifting off subject. Well, they hooked up… I’m happy for them ‘causethey belong together but it hurts, considering that Duke is MY best friend. What’salso a pain is the problems with Amber.
Amber isMara’s little
half-sister. It’s rough
because she obviously has a crush on me and I dunno
what to do about it. She’s
also datingthat DeCharmante kid, you know like
those immature 14year old boyfriend/girlfriend things.
Butstill, she likes me and I love her sister.
Doesn’t life suck?
To top thingsoff, in their little political world, Jake’s best
friend is also looking ather.
Scared you back to the RESTRICTED
ACCESS Zone? Then get out!
A kick ass band, Uncle Spooky
and the Forgotten Monsters
