The One Where Chandler
doesn't like dogs.
Episode 708 (Season 7)
"Explanation
of Joey's Moo-Point"
Rachel: When
a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to
wait before you make a move?
Phoebe: Oh,
I'd say about a month.
Monica:
Really? I'd say 3 to 4.
Joey: Half
hour. (Rachel turns to look at him and he nods yes.)
Rachel:
Interesting.
Monica: When
it's your assistant, I would say never.
Joey: All
right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he
doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.
Rachel: Huh.
A moo-point?
Joey: Yeah,
it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: (to
Monica and Phoebe) Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all
just make sense?
Monica:
Please, don't listen to Joey, okay. Would you look at him? He-he’s obviously
depressed. He's away from his family; he's spending Thanksgiving with strangers.
What he needs right now is for you to be his friend.
Rachel:
You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Joey: Fine!
Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty,
no one cares what's inside.