THE ONE WITH THE MIRROR

Written by: Jeniffer

This fanfic is located in the seventh season, Monica, and Chandler are at one apartment and Rachel and Joey are in the other; Ross and Phoebe on their own apartments.

Any comments about how is it just e-mail me at: Jeniffer_cvs@hotmail.com

Disclaimer: This fanfic script is based on the characters and settings of the TV show "Friends", which is the property of Warner Bros. and Bright Kauffman Crane Productions, Their use is not intended for profit, only for entertainment."

[SCENE: Central Perk , Joey enters excited everyone is there]

Joey: Hey there! Guess what? The  “DOOL” people just gave me my own cell phone!!

Ross: Way to go Joe!! Do you know how to use all its functions yet?

Joey: What? No, but look how small

(The cell phone rings and he answers it with a fake manly voice)

Joey: Hello?? Ok...yeah I’m going to be there in 15 minutes ok?

Monica: And you are not going to pay anything for it?

Joey: No , if I give this one back hen I buy my own one.

Chandler: Ok, in that case I think I must warn you that this time I wont borrow you any money of you anything happens to it.

Joey: Ok...fine.

Credits/Comercial Break

[Scene: Silver Cup studios  Joey enters making  everything he could to show everyone his new cellphone]

Joey (to the producer) So, when is my scene?

Producer: Uhm...here is the script if you want to take another look to it, but Im afraid that another scene went bad and your scene is going to be later, so why don’t you go home and we’ll give you a call. I mean you have your new cell phone right?

(Joey go back to his apartment and when he is about to open the door he falls with the step and his cell phone crashes against the floor)

Joey: Please turn on...please turn on....(it doesnt) Oh...crap!!

[Scene: Central Perk; Joey enters ; Chandler, Ross and Rachel are there]

Joey: Hello Everyone!

Ross: So...how is your new cell phone?

Joey: Good...I guess...

Ross: Why? I mean haven’t you seen all the functions yet?

Joey: ...Kind of...

Ross: Can I see it please?

Joey: Okay...(He gives Ross the cell phone and just waits for his reaction. Meanwhile Rachel is curling her eyelashes and holding a mirror, Ross is pressing all the buttons on the cell phone but it doesn’t seems to work)

Joey: Dude! Why does it seems that you have broken it?!!

Ross: Im sorry Joey!, but it seem to be something wrong with it, I just tried to turn it on!

Joey: It seems to be broken, and you’ll have to pay for it...!!

Rachel: Are you sure that it wasn’t broken Joe?

Joey: Oh...! Come on! Who would be THAT stupid!

(Chandler takes Rachel’s mirror and puts it in front of Joey so he could reflect there)

Joey: A mirror can’t do that!!!...Wait a minute are you saying it was me?! Yeah...fine I did it...

Ross: I knew it! Its the same thing that happened with your fridge!!!

Joey: Ok, but you don’t need to throw all that stuff into my face ok?

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Chandler:(laughing)Dude you can't even work a cell phone with out breaking it

Joey: It's not funny man!

Rachel: What are you gonna do? Your boss won't like this too much

Joey: Oh my god!! They were gonna call the cell when they're ready for my scene!! I'm so dead!!

Ross: First of all relax. Second of all why don't you just call them or better yet go down there and explain what happened

Joey: They'll yell at me

Chandler: Your an actor suck up and take it like a man

Rachel: I'm sure they'll understand

Joey: What!? That I can't work a stupid cell phone!?? What kinda big time actor am I?

Chandler: Your not

Joey: What???

Ross: What he means is that your....so down to earth and stuff you don't SEEM like a huge actor

Rachel: Yeah your our friend not some diva actor

Chandler: A diva is usually a female

Rachel: Shut up

Joey: Soooo what do I say?

Ross: Say you accidently broke the cell

Joey: Or?

Rachel: You can't lie

Joey: Damn

Chandler: You could say your dog ate it

Joey: Yeah!

Ross: No! Tell the truth

Joey: You and your truth telling!

Rachel: You better go tell them or you'll miss your scene too

Joey: Your right I better go *sighs* Nice knowing you guys, be sure to tell Phoebe and Monica I say Bye. Tell Phoebe I'll miss her singing and tell Mon she has a great ass

Chandler/Ross: Hey!!!

Joey: See ya! (runs out)

Rachel: What about me!?

[Studio. His bosses office]

Joey:(Slowly opens the door and walks in) Hey Boss

BOSS: Hey Joe, Please call me Steve

Joey: Okay Steve...

Steve: I didn't call you yet

Joey: You didn't? Thank god!! I mean that's not why I'm here

Steve: What's up?

Joey: Ummmm....My friend broke my cell!

Steve: What!?

Joey: I know! She wanted to see it so I let her and she..she..she broke it! That...Monica

Steve: Are you sure?

Joey: It won't turn on or anything!

Steve: Hmmm do you have it with you?

Joey: Yeah (gets it out of his pocket and hands it too him)

Steve:(starts laughing) You don't know how to use a cell phone do you?

Joey:(paniked) I'm sorry! I'll learn! Please don't fire me!!

Steve: I'm not gonna fire you. You see in order to use the cell once in a while you need to charge the battery

Joey: Eh? So I didn't break it??

Steve: No the battery just died

Joey: So THATS What the flashing battery meant!

Steve: Here ya go (hands Joey the phone) Go home and relax we'll call you on your HOME number when we're ready for you

Joey: Thank you! I'm so happy I could hug you!! (runs around the desk and hugs him from behind) WHOOHOO! (runs out)

Steve sighs and goes back to work

[Closing Credits,Joey and Rachels]

Rachel,Monica and Chandler are present. Joey comes skipping in.

Rachel: I take it it went well

Joey: Yup! Turns out the battery was just dead!

Chandler: And so are you

Joey: What I do??

Chandler: "Tell Monica she has a nice ass"

Joey: Oh right I thought maybe you found out I blamed the broken cell on her...

Monica: WHAT!?

Joey: Oops

Monica: You have 3 seconds before I kill you. one....two...

Joey: Ahhh! (runs out)

Monica: That'll keep him away from awhile

Chandler and Rachel laugh