So...the "lobsters" a couple,that had many people watching
the TV wishing they got together again...and now more with the whole their baby
girl Emma...
Ross used to have a crush on Rachel since the 9th grade, but she only think of him as Monica's geeky older brother...but then after Rachel left Barry on the altar and Ross found out Carol was a lesbian and they got divorced, Ross decided to "Grab a spoon" and ask Rachel if he could ask her out some time; but he couldn't because Rachel started dating Paolo ("The Italian Guy")so Chandler and Joey told Ross he should move on, so he went to China,but he left a present for Rachel's birthday, and that day Chandler accidentally told Rachel Ross had feeling for her...after this Rachel started to have feelings for Ross and she decided to let him know this...but when he got back from China, he was not alone he was with Julie!!, now this was bad for Rachel, until she accidentally left a message on Ross's answering machine , where she said:
Then a Ross was with a girl named Bonnie, but Rachel convinced her to shave her head, but they kissed! then he had to decide between Rachel or Bonnie and he decided for Rachel but Rachel wrote him a letter that was 18 pages long...front and back! there she said to Ross that the only thing she needed to trust in him again was if him took full responsability of all the things that went bad on their relationship, the problem is that Ross took the full responsability without even knowing what he was tooking responsability for...so what happened? They had a huge fight again!
But what has happened with those two?...Let´s make a review
RACHEL: Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure.
Then Ross after he heard the message, he went to the Central Perk and said to Rachel that she had no right to tell him she had feelings for him, they had a fight but then they kissed ,but this made Ross decide between Rachel and Julie...she decide for...Rachel!, but this "happiness" just lead to an unhappiness which one? Ross made a list of all reasons for not to be with her, and things got worse when they got this fight:
Ross: I just wanna read something. It's your pro list.
But then the gang was watching an old tape of Monica and Rachel's prom where Rachel's date was appearently not going to show up,and Ross's dad told him to take her to the prom, he got dressed up , but in the last minute her date showed up but Rachel and Monica never knew that happened, after this they got together and had an amazing time together,but again the trouble got in the way of this "lobsters" what happened this time, well Rachel got a new job with the help of an stranger , so obviously Ross got jealous , and this make them got to the decision to be on a break, Ross got drunk and had sex with the girl from the copy place, Rachel found out and they obviously broke up.
Rachel: Not interested.
Ross: Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
Ross: Number six: the way you smell.
Joey: Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
Ross: Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?
Joey: Oh, yeah, I do.
Chandler: What are you doing out there?
Ross: I am, uh, I am...
Monica: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
Ross: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
Rachel: No.
Ross: No?
Rachel: That's what I said.
Chandler: Look, maybe we should go?
Rachel: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
Ross: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
Rachel: No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
Ross: No, but, but I wanna be with you in spite of all those things.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. I said don't go!
Ross: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
Rachel: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!
Rachel: What?!!
Ross: I fell asleep!
Rachel: You fell asleep?!
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’
Rachel: Y'know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Ross: FINE BY ME!!
Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you’re at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Monica: Hey!!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep you’re gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Ross: Oh, no-no-no don’t you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it’s NOT that common! It DOESN'T happen to every guy! And it IS a big deal!!
Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!!
So they broke up ...again...and then Ross got engagged to Emily, and after their whole "history" Rachel decided not to go to the wedding, but at the last minute she realized she was still in love with Ross!!, she flew to London to tell him she loved him but when she saw Ross and Emily together, she didnt say anything, everything was alright but then Ross said the wrong name in the altar!
Minister: Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Ross finally found out that Rachel was still in love with him, because she told him, but then, Emily told Ross that they would stayed married only if he never saw Rachel again, but Ross decided to keep seeing Rachel,so Emily asked him the divorce...a few time passed and then and Joey had a chance to appear on a movie that was filmed on Vegas so the whole gang flew to Vegas, but Ross and Rachel where the last two to go to Vegas, and there they got drunk and married!!! they tried to get an annulment, but Ross told Rachel that everything had been take care off, when it wasnt and Phoebe insisted that he was still on love with her, he kept saying Phoebe that wasn't true but then Rachel found out that they were still married , and Ross tried to convince her to stayed married Rachel didnt wanted to, but Ross insisted because he didnt felt comfortable about having 3 divorces,but since Rachel lied in the annulment, they had to divorce...
Ross: I Ross...
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Ross: Take thee, Rachel... Emily....Emily.
Rachel: Okay Ross, we’re—wait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Ross: What?
Rachel: Well, y’know this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.
Ross: Excuse me?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Ross: Yeah?
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didn’t really, I didn’t want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (both) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Ross: So then if-if—I mean if you think about it, this is all... your fault.
Rachel: Yeah, don’t push it though.
Ross: I’ve got to say; I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I would be divorcing you.
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn’t be a secret, and we wouldn’t have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.
Ross: Did I, did I even treat?
Rachel: No, it was on the house, it was, it was a newlywed special.
Ross: That may be the most depressing thing I’ve heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyer’s office.
Rachel: Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.
Ross: Eh, no problem.
(They hug.)
Rachel: I’m gonna need a copy of those.
Ross: Totally.
So...you thought that was it? Nuh-huh!Well Monica and Chandler
announced everyone they were enggaged!And now Rachel got a little bit depressed,
and kissed Ross!! Then they talked about how they never got their bonus night,
but then Monica got upset because she said that Rachel was just trying to steal
her thunder, Rachel and Monica talked about it, and everyone worked things out
, so Ross and Rachel never got their bonus night...
So
you thought that only copy girls could get in the way of "the lobsters"?
Actually someone else cans...Joey fell for Rachel and told her his feelings...but
Rachel turned him down...although that was enough to make Ross freak out.
Things seemed to had clamed down a bit, but the day Rachel's water broke they kissed!!! Then after a loooong labor they kissed again when the baby (Emma) was borned.
NOTE: IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE SEASON FINALE YET I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU STOP READING NOW.
Then Ross already had his granmother's ring on his pocket, and talked to Phoebe and sort of reactioned after she told him he could have everything he wanted since he was 15...he went to Rachel's room with a flowers not knowing that Rachel had just accepted an inadvertant proposal from Joey.
What will happen??...we will have to see...
After the long on and off relationship Ross realized he was in love with Rachel she did what he could to stop her from taking a job in France, and they got back together.
