Buffy, I really think you need help. Listen, some people have been able to get help from Spikeaholics Anonymous meetings. I think you should go.

I'm not addicted to Spike!

Please Buffy, admitting the truth is the first step.

I am NOT addicted!

I'm not a spikeaddict, I'm not a spikeaddict...

Guys, I think I'm a spikeaddict.

Well, aren't we all?

huh?

We've all had our fantasies Buffy.  I remember I pictured him walking in and...

I'd just be in a towel

and he wouldn't be able to resist these.

But Will, you're gay.

I know, but we're all members.

Members of what?

O the spikeaholics group. See, I'm a member!

Me too!

Xander, you're a spikeaholic?

You think I could resist such a nummy treat.

Ugh! You guys are crazy! I'm not joining any addiction meetings! I don't love Spike! I'm not addicted to Spike!

I can't be in love with Spike, I'm the slayer, he's my enemy. How can I love him....

Buffy...

::in her head:: I don't love Spike, I don't love Spike.

Ahhhh screw it, I"ll go to the meetings tomorow.

THE END