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I'm sorry to hear that
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Mmmm, spaghetti
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There was a little Spanish flea, a record star he thought he'd be. He heard of singers like Beatles the chipmunks he seen on tv. Why not a little Spanish flea
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Mr. Sparkle employee: Hello chief, let's talk why not
Homer: Hello, why am I Mr. Sparkle?
Mr. Sparkle employee: You like Mr. Sparkle
Homer: Well I am Mr. Sparkle
Mr. Sparkle employee: You have many question Mr. Sparkle? I send you premium answer-question hundred percent
Homer: Ooh
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Ooh, It's been St. Patricks day for hours and I'm still not drunk yet
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Alright, I hear ya honey. Change into something nice, we're steppin' out
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I'm sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes
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Mr. Burns: Tell me how my stocks did yesterday
Homer: Uh, they all won
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Please kids, stop fighting
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Woohoo, stop the presses
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If you're gonna get mad at me everytime I do something stupid, then I guess I'm just gonna have to stop doing stupid things
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Homer: You know when I was a boy I really wanted a catcher's mitt but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories
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Dean: Hello
Homer: Hello dean, you're a stupid head
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If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way
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Stupid president. Why couldn't he just stay in his own state
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This is kind of stupid
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It's because their stupid that's why. That's why everybody does everything
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You suckdiddlyuk Flanders
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Bart: These uniforms suck
Marge: Bart, where do you pick up words like that
Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
Marge: Homer, watch your mouth
Homer: I gotta go my damn weiner kids are listening
Lisa: We are not weiners
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Alright, just go ahead and sue me. Everybody else does. The average settlement is 68,000 dollars
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Geez, that dog has more educationt than I do. He's some kind of super dog
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Huh, super-fun happy slide
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Hey everybody, I got a big surprise for you. Presenting my mother
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Sweet merciful crap
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Oh man, that's sweet
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Ah, ah, ah, ah table five, table five. Ah,ah,ah,ah table fiiiiiiiiiiive
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I don't wanna talk about it
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Oh, it feels so good to talk to another human being
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Huh, what are you talking about?
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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good. I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it'd be you. Shutup
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What? this is an outrage. It's the biggest tax increase in history
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With ten thousand dollars we'd be millionaires
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Well uh, let's put him to the test
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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, you wonderful man
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Ok, that didn't work. But I know something that will
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50 bucks for a toy. no kid is worth that
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I'll deal with those murderous trolls
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Trying is the first step towards failure
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If you're trying to impress me, you failed
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Uh, that's unsexy
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Earth to stupid guy, hello
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This could be useful
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Hey, wait a minute
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I've been waiting all my life to hear that
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What really burns me up is they didn't give us one word of warning
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Hey that wasn't supposed to happen. Those finks double-crossed me
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Now what is a wedding? Well Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden
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Welcome to the internet my friend. How may I help you?
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Well
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What are you saying?
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