Welcome to the Quotes Page!!!

Welcome to the quotes page...this is just full of quotes from tv shows...people...tv shows...and more people. Most of them are amusing...at least to my history teacher...you know who you are. I got these quotes from: Whose Line, Drew Carey, Greg Proops, Blackadder, Father Ted, and my friends and their strange and sometimes freaky minds. To go back home, press the back button...you do have one.

Here we go....prepare for a fast...and harsh lift off

• Its the most pointless book since How to Learn French was translated into French.
• I thought if I owned the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit by it....
• I don't trust myself, and I don't trust anyone who trusts me.
• While you were out, I got the keys to your car. And drove it into a big wall. And if you don't like it, tough. I've had my fun and thats all that matters.
• Violence doesn't solve anything!? World War 1. World War 2. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?
• To you, the Renaissance was something that just happened to other people, wasn't it?
• Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
• You've taken a vow of silence. How fascinating, tell me about it.
• History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
• If at first you don't succeed, you're just about average.
• Gravity isn't easy, but its the law.
• We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
• Animals have two vital function in today's society: (1) To be delicous, (2) and to fit well.
• I'm excited as a really excited person who's got a special reason to be excited.
• If a cow could eat you, it would.
• Firstly, we shall fight this campaign on issues, not personalities. Secondly, we will be the only fresh thing on the menu. And thirdly of course, we'll cheat.
• Cheese is found where you least expect it.
• I may be snide, cynical and judgemental, but those are the only names I answer to.
• I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!
• My mother was killed in a tuba accident. She was standing under a Tuba Cathedral...when a juggling trick went horribly wrong...
• I won 200 eyeglass shops, and my father was killed when he got pulled into the carving machine and made a spectacle of himself.
• No I don't want an enchilaaada, or a burIto, or a tay-co. Or anyother strange vowel substances.
• The Pilgrims were asked to leave England. England was never funner til the Pilgrims split right? England got a little tired of these dower, right-wing conservative psycho-Christians, bumming people out, *confusing* everyone by wearing buckles on their heads!
• So one day this one guy goes,