Week 53 Winner - Karl
Kongo - Nothing like a woman scorned...
Gadget: I throw myself at you, pour my heart, profess my undying love, and what do you do?! YOU SAY FOXGLOVE I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
CD - Oh, scandal, scandal...
Gadget: Don't deny it! I discovered a picture of Blossom from the Powerpuff Girls in your pocket, you don't love me at all!
Mole204 - Oh, jealousy, jealousy...
Gadget: You snuck yourself one of ClutchCorp's one-week tickets to Hawaii! (frostvoice) Why Hawaii?
Ronnie Rabbit - Oh, disillusionment, disillusionment...
Gadget- Waait a second... you don't HAVE an adorable tuft of chest fur- this is just a squiggly line!
Robert Knaus - Disillusionment, part two...
GADGET: A bald spot! But you're only 25!
Rennod - Kitchen work--it's not just for women anymore...
GADGET: "I seem to remember a certain someone was supposed to be helping the rest of us CLEAN THE KITCHEN, too!"
Johnny B - Used up your Indy hit points all in one shot, I see...
Gadget: "For the last time, you are not Harrison Ford and I am not Kate Capshaw!"
SomeGhol - This week's winner of "Chip's Worst Sleeping Revelation" Award--well, that's something, isn't it?
Gadget: Alright buster, since when do you start calling to Foxglove, Tammy, AND me when you're asleep?
Nicky - Chip's REALLY been misbehaving, hasn't he?...
Gadget: Don't lie to me Chip. I saw what channel the TV was on last night and I know Dale doesn't know how to get around the block.
Loneheart - Gadget has a tatoo? Must be straight out of Popular Mechanics...
Gadget: No! I am not showing you my Tattoo!
KS -Now THIS is serious...
Gadget: Enough is enough! Unless you want something unfortunate to happen to the hat you better tell me where you hid my favorite wrench! Got it?
Loki - Back to the kitchen for you, chipmunk...
GADGET: So this is where you've been napping! Come on, it's your turn to clean the refrigerator!
(Background music: "Livin' in the fridge" by Weird Al Yancovic)
John Pesterfield - This week's winner of "The Chipmunk Least Likely to Want to Look Like the Rocketeer" award...
Gadget: You drew the short straw, it's a rocket pack that should work fine.
Jean-Luc Hackwrench - Of course, there could be many, many explanations for this one. Yeah, I'm thinking that too..
GADGET: Hey, sleepyhead, guess whose turn it is to change the baby?
Winston - Boy, he really needs to put in soundproofing...
Gadget: I heard you talking in your sleep. One more "hot marshmallow wrestling" dream, and you're gonna wear this hat like a skirt!
Zipper - I bet he won't think she looks sexy in those leotards after a week of high-impact aerobics...
Gadget: No hiding from me, Mister Flabby! It's time to Mousersize.
Painless Doc Johnson - Um, no Gadget. That's not one of those brain-sucking aliens you saw on Darkwing Duck last week...
G- I don't care if Chip says he likes lice, you HAVE to start paying your rent!
