Nicky - From the cutting room floor of "Case of the Cola Cult"...
Gadget: Worshiping a soda jingle and led by a fruitcake and a guy wearing a diaper--now that I think about it, it does seem kind of logical.
Mole204 - The Ultimate Nightmare: Gadget joins the Disney Legal Department...
Gadget: I'm here to show you that when They said All Rights Reserved they ment it!
MegaDale - Winner of this week's "Best Reason Not to Dye Gadget" award...
Gadget:You guys are so going to regret ruining my jumpsuit! Wait'll you get my drycleaning bill!
Kongo - Things the Rangers Tried After the Series: Gadget: First Blood
Gadget: At last I have found the salesman convention, revenge shall be mine!
Raven Warhammer - A definite addition to the list of "Things You Don't Want To Hear Gadget Say"...
Gadget: Darn! I should`ve gotten a Rapid-fire launcher...
Rennod - When's there's something weird, and it don't look good--who ya gonna call...
GADGET: OK, let's see... cheering crowd of adoring fans: always... high vantage point: check... cool jumpsuit: check... high-powered proton accellerator plunger: check. Ok, where's that Stay-Puft Marshmallow Dale?
Ronnie Rabbit - Does she really *need* Hypno-TV to do that...
GADGET: I knew my Hypno-TV could control everyone at the Cafe with No Problems!
CAFE FANBOY ZOMBIES: Urrrr...
Robert Knaus - I bet he is, RK...
GADGET: Batman, eat your heart out.
Cyber Daimyo - Winner of the All-Time Best (up to now) Self-Serving Caption
Monty: Gadget, my girl, have you ever flown a gunship before?
Gadget: I think so, Monty. The PAH-2 Tiger was an odd-looking gunship than my AH-64D Longbow Apache.
Painless Doc Johnson - Ah, Lahwhinie steps in. Should we be concerned about this?
Lawhinie: Well, rather than being nefarious the normal way, I took a page from Eisner's book...
Zipper - The surest sign a captioneer's been watching Lord of the Rings too much...
Gadget: The Forces of Isengual and Mordor march upon the Rangers.
Karl - They should've known better than not to include her...
Gadget: Mission accomplished: One "House of Mouse" videotape magnetically erased! My work here is done!
Robert Knaus - I think she took the idea of "surprise party" a bit too far...
GADGET: Maybe I shouldn't have hidden Chip's birthday cake under his hat...
The J.A.M. - This week's winner of "Caption surest to leave the audience below Gadget saying, 'huh?'...
Gadget: Muridę of the world, unite!!!
Sturch - Confusion reigns, or is it a confusing rain...
Gadget: I'm the real Gadget yes I'm the real Gadget, all you other Gadgets are just imitating! So will the real Gadget please stand up? Please stand up?
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Han Gadget, Space Pirate and Inventor...
GADGET: Ancient bottles and made-up religions are no match for a good plunger at your side!