Cyber Daimyo - It would certainly explain why he wasn't invited back to the Tournament of Champions...
Mepps: Darn. I think that I should apologize to Gadget for insulting her in Jeopardy and telling her mother that she is a dork.
SomeGhol - Could it really be that...nah...
Meps: Those foolish rodents. Little do they know that Fat Cat is merely a front for I the Magnificent Meps, who runs the zany schemes that they spend so much time trying to foil!
CD - I *knew* it! He had to be a frustrated art critic...
Mepps: They call this art? The sandwitch I've kept under my matress for five weeks now has more taste than this painter.
Rennod - After all, there are important things in life...
MEPPS: Is the boss gone yet? Good! Now maybe I can get back to playing Pac-Man on his computer again!
Chris Silva. - That's the price you pay for a minimum-wage Goon Squad...
Mepps: Uh oh, the Rescue Rangers just snuck into the casino. Maybe if I play dead they won't beat me up this time.
Nicky - I wonder what his major was...
Mepps: I have two degrees! For this I went to college.
KS - That's it, Meps, just lull him into a sense of false confidence...
Mepps: Excellent! That fat tub of lard has been thoroughly convinced I'm too stupid to be a threat. Now to merely bide my time...
wayc - Oops! Looks like you'd better lay low this week, Cyber...
Mepps: o O (I can't believe I got kicked so hard in the eye! Whose brilliant idea was it to make Gadget a ninja?!?!?)
MegaDale - This week's winner of the Best Caption Demonstrating the Deleterious Effects of Hard Rock...
Mepps: Great,ever since I heard 'Enter Sandman' from Metallica all I have been able to do is sleep with one eye open, stupid lyrics.
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Mmm, I love the smell of crossovers in the morning...
MEPPS: Man, that Rita sure was something ... why she dumped me for that Runt guy I'll never know...
Karl - Gotta admit, that does seem to be about what's happening...
Dale: Wowsers! If I hide under Mepp's hat and pull on his eyebrow, it looks just like he's really awake!
Mole204 - The aftermath of "A Lad in a Lamp"...
Mepps: To count cards. I should have wished to be able to count cards.
Wauregan - Hello newbie! Yep, that's quite a lot to ponder...
MEPPS: But, then what would you call 'em? Chipmice? Munkbats? And what if Dale turned back into a frog??
Danbole Ronin - I can dig it...
Mepps(thinking): Aaargh! I'll never get their theme song out of my head! Oh, here they come again.