Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!

Week 81 Winner - Chip Chap

This one realy stinks



KS - Oh, this one was gooood...

Luwhiney disguised as Gadget spotting guide: If she makes THIS face while picking up a rag soaked in machine oil, it's Luwhiney.


Rennod - This week's winner of the "Worst Bet Gadget Ever Accepted" award

Gadget: Note to self: Never lose a bet where you have to clean Dale's room as a result


Chris Silva - This week's winner of the "Second Worst Bet Gadget Ever Accepted" award...

Gadget: Golly, I guess now it was a mistake to change places with Tammy's mom. I'm just not the housewife type. I wonder how she's doing as the team's brillaint inventor?


MegaDale - Things the Rangers Did After the Show #1179: The Great Odor-Identifying Contest...

Gadget: I may not be able to identify the stain but I sure can identify the odor!


foxhound - From the Archive of Gadget's Failed Inventions: The Gadgetbot...

Gadget from off screen. "Golly, i guess cleaning up Dale's room is too much for even a gadgetbot." Dale from off screen. "No Gadget don't pick it up without a 10 inch pole." Gadget: "And now Zipper has dissappeared"


Karl - Hmm...the second time recently someone's intimated that it's Gadget having the problems getting others to notice her...maybe there's something to this...

Gadget: Well, so much for synthetic pheromones. What must I do to get those chipmunks interested in me?


Mole204 - Why you should read the fine, fine print of that contract...

Gadget: I swear, Eisner only keeps these old sets in storage to justify fine-printing all non-Mickey's gang charactors into becoming part of the cleaning staff. I could be an Internet Diva by now!


Wauregan - A screenshot from the unaired episode "Ram-Dale's Return"...

Gadget: Golly, I wish "Ram-Dale" wouldn't leave his sweaty towels all over the place after a workout.


The J.A.M. - Have some sympathy, Gadget! If he's got the flu, he probably can't stand up. I guess even Gadget can't be sweet about things all the time.

Gadget - Yuck. Dale should pick up after himself, especially if he has the flu.


wayc - I have a feeling that Dale's in for a major conniption...

Gadget: (thinking) Oh daddy! I miss you! This is the only cloth I have of yours that has your scent on it. WAIT A MINUTE!! IT SMELLS LIKE. . . DALE?!?!?! Dale: (from offscreen) Hey Gadget, bring me that rag you just picked up! I need to wipe my face off on it again, I've been sweating in anticipation all day waiting for Kablowey Man to come on! HIYA!


Nicky - Ah, so that's why she stayed single...

Gadget: Proof Positive that living with four guys is not all it is cracked up to be.


SomeGhol - Her face is stuck that way? That'd put a real crimp in her personal appearances tour...

Gadget: I know Chip, but my face is stuck like this for good. Failed experement you see. Anyway, thanks for letting me use this to clean up the rest of that, "Wrinkle Away" stuff from the workshop.


JPesterfield - Having the experience of holding my breath through the perfume area of Dillard's department store, I know what you mean...

Gadget: This rag is either the new perfume sample, or the knockout gas. (sniff) I still can't tell.


Cyber Daimyo - The scatterbrained scientist ups the stakes...

Gadget: *sniff* Oh, great. That's the fourth cold I've had this week! It seems like that Nimnull must have sprayed that congestion gas at me.


lotacats - Captions that make you think...

Gadget: Have you ever seen a round kleenex box?


Zipper - Why Gadget never became a magician...

Gadget (with eyes closed): And now, I'll make the fly disappear...this should work (opens eyes) Golly, I made everyone disappear.


Obi-Wan Maplewood - I chose this one because I'm out of Julie's sword-range...

Gadget: Phew, you sure did something, now... HEY! (sighs) When I married Chip I knew our children would be ... different, but genetic mutant powers... NOW BECOME VISIBLE AGAIN SO I CAN FINISH CHANGING YOUR DIAPER!!!


Loneheart - Chipmunks unclear on the concept...

Gadget: Yes, it was gentlemanly of you to give me back the hankie I dropped, but I wish you hadn't blown your nose on it first.