Week 82 Winner - Mole204
Chip Chap - Crikey!
The Mouse Hunter (off-screen): Now as you can see, when frightened, this rare breed of mouse will expand to over a hundred times its origional size and bash its attacker repeatedly agianst nearby objects...
Rennod - This week's winner of the "Best Dream Monty Ever Had" award
...And so, Monty left the Rangers and retired to the land of gongs and miniature toy felines...
MONTY: "They sez, 'When in Rome,' and all that; I sez, 'Where's da bloomin' Citizenship Office?!'"
The J.A.M. - Things the Rangers Did After the Show #1992: The Mickey Mouse Show audition...
Monty: So this is how the theme of the Mickey Mouse Show ends?"
wayc - Beanie Babies--not just for collecting...
Monty: Well whaddya know, I never thought I'd ever have so much fun with one of those Beanie Baby thingers!
CD - Ah, the power of cheese...
Monty: Why can't you bloomin' bureacats keep track of anything!? I HAVE A THE PROPER PERMITS TO IMPORT CHEESE!
MegaDale - Monty's encounter with the rare cheese-eating cat...
Monty: Cmon,cough it up! GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE!
Karl - This week's winner of "The Strangest Musical Instrument Ever Played" award...
Monty: Blimey! Tuning up for a Cat-o-phone concerto can take DAYS!"
Wauregan - Things the Rangers Did After the Show #8213: Town Crier...
Montery Jack: ...ten...eleven...TWELVE O'CLOCK, AND ALL'S WELL!!!
KS - After a tough day of crimefighting, it's nice to relax...
Monty: This gong and cat-shaped mallet is the perfect stress releiver! Hope no one minds the noise.
Loneheart - Why you never mis-advertise to an Aussie mouse...
Monty: Blooming travel agent wants proof the room's not as big as the brochure says, I'll give him proof.
Then:
Monty: See, I told you there ain't enough room to swing a cat in this hotel room!
lotacats - As far as Monty's concerned, I'd say this hits the mark...
*Time spent with cats is never wasted*
Zipper - A mouse can always tell...
Commentator: We replaced Monty's cheese with tofu extract! Let's see if he notices.