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Week 82 Winner - Mole204

Monty's Favorite Dream



Chip Chap - Crikey!

The Mouse Hunter (off-screen): Now as you can see, when frightened, this rare breed of mouse will expand to over a hundred times its origional size and bash its attacker repeatedly agianst nearby objects...


Rennod - This week's winner of the "Best Dream Monty Ever Had" award

...And so, Monty left the Rangers and retired to the land of gongs and miniature toy felines... MONTY: "They sez, 'When in Rome,' and all that; I sez, 'Where's da bloomin' Citizenship Office?!'"


The J.A.M. - Things the Rangers Did After the Show #1992: The Mickey Mouse Show audition...

Monty: So this is how the theme of the Mickey Mouse Show ends?"


wayc - Beanie Babies--not just for collecting...

Monty: Well whaddya know, I never thought I'd ever have so much fun with one of those Beanie Baby thingers!


CD - Ah, the power of cheese...

Monty: Why can't you bloomin' bureacats keep track of anything!? I HAVE A THE PROPER PERMITS TO IMPORT CHEESE!


MegaDale - Monty's encounter with the rare cheese-eating cat...

Monty: Cmon,cough it up! GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE!


Karl - This week's winner of "The Strangest Musical Instrument Ever Played" award...

Monty: Blimey! Tuning up for a Cat-o-phone concerto can take DAYS!"


Wauregan - Things the Rangers Did After the Show #8213: Town Crier...

Montery Jack: ...ten...eleven...TWELVE O'CLOCK, AND ALL'S WELL!!!


KS - After a tough day of crimefighting, it's nice to relax...

Monty: This gong and cat-shaped mallet is the perfect stress releiver! Hope no one minds the noise.


Loneheart - Why you never mis-advertise to an Aussie mouse...

Monty: Blooming travel agent wants proof the room's not as big as the brochure says, I'll give him proof. Then: Monty: See, I told you there ain't enough room to swing a cat in this hotel room!


lotacats - As far as Monty's concerned, I'd say this hits the mark...

*Time spent with cats is never wasted*


Zipper - A mouse can always tell...

Commentator: We replaced Monty's cheese with tofu extract! Let's see if he notices.