Week 85 Winner - CD
Loneheart - A cut scene from "The Day Dale Became Smart"...
Fat Cat: Very well, Mister Oakmont, we have a deal. Your friends in exchange for a third of the action.
Dale: (from off screen) You always thought you were the smart one - but who's laughing now, Chip? Bwahahahahahah!!!
Nicky - I had no idea "The Day Dale Became Smart" was so popular...
Fatcat: Actually the reason the red shirted chipmunk isn't with you is that he asked me to deal with you while he and the fly put in place the final pieces of his scheme to take over the world.
Ronnie Rabbit - Things the Rangers Did After the Show #8113: The Fat Cat Comedy Hour...
FAT CAT: I always said I'd belt the Rangers in the chops one of these days! *rimshot* That's right, folks, I'll be doing stand up routines at Fat Cat's Casino through Saturday... thank yooooou!
Chip Chap - Why the Fat Cat Comedy Hour was cancelled...
Fat Cat: ...and that time when that rich family's money was all stolen, even when all the doors were locked shut. Well, I simply went intruder window! Get it?
(drum beats in the background).
Fat Cat's thoughts: Oh, I just love a captive audience!
Mole 204 - Things the Rangers Did After the Show #9001: E-bay...oh, the price on this one's going through the roof
FAT CAT: The Final Problem- eat you now or sell you on E-Bay?
Drake - This week's winner of The By Far the Most Deceptive Caption to Come Along in a Long Time award...
Fat Cat: Gadget Hackwrench in leather!?! I'M BLIIIIND!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!
lotacats - One time that someone wishes the Rangers could lie...
Fat Cat: It is perfectly monstrous the way you rangers go about saying things against me, behind my back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
Karl - And you thought Enron was messy...
Fat Cat: White-collar crime is my speciality, but I CAN make an exception.
MegaDale - When you're really good...
Fat Cat: Well, would you look what they're putting in crackerjack boxes nowadays.
wayc - A criminal unclear on the concept...
Fat Cat: Ha ha ha! By spraying mouse pheromones inside this collar, I was able to lure and trap those pesky Rescue Ranger mice, and . . . chipmunk?!?!?! Why wasn't this one lured into the collar sprayed with Chipmunk pheromones?!?
Cyber Daimyo - Oh, the horror...
Fat Cat: Ha ha ha! I have finally caught you in my deadliest trap ever, you Rescue Fools. Now prepared to get bored by the reruns of Teletubbies!
KS - And now, in the toy dog category...
Fat Cat: Egads, that's the ugliest dog I've ever- oh, it's just the Rescue Rangers.
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Fat Cat finally realizes the power of writing himself in...
Fat Cat: So you say that you'll stop me yet again, you say? But you fail to understand - THIS time I have the power of Mary Sue™! Not only will I foil your plans and made you look like idiots, but Gadget will fall hopelessly in love with me and you'll have no choice but to let me join the team!
Wauregan - I only have one word for this one...CHEEEEZE!...
FAT CAT: Wellll, Indy. It seems I've got a few *genuine* "Ranger artifacts" for you here. You can have all three of these for a trifling ransom of ten million dollars. In gold bullion.
