Dale: Hey!! Is that me on a Wanted Poster? There's a reward . . . 500 Kisses!?
Foxglove: I made...errrr found it myself. And for capturing you alive, I'm collecting my reward!Teeheehee!
MegaDale - The screaming sound you're hearing is a chipmunk who just realized he's reading a love letter from Dale to Foxglove...
Dale: So how do you like the love letter I wrote to you?
Foxy: I don't know yet. I'm too busy reading the one Chip wrote to Gadget. Good thing he doesn't know.
Karl - Why the Do-Not-Call List was initiated in America...
Dale: So what did you find in the Rangerplane this time?
Foxy: Plans for an anti-salesman death ray.
Drake - Things the Rangers did after the show #8993: The Walk-out...
Foxglove: Well cutie, it is great that they're continuing the show, but why do they want Gadget and my new uniforms to make us look like cats?
Dale: That's not exactly what they mean by 'cat suits', Foxy...
Karl - Things the Rangers did after the show was over #11442: Tryouts for American Idol...
Dale: You'll be great! Now put down the songsheet, you're up!
Foxglove: Are you sure I can hit these high notes?
Obi-Wan Maplewood - A paradox, a parodox, a most ingenious paradox...
DALE: (reading) "You are cordially inivited to the wedding of Chip and Gadget Tammy Gadget Lawhinie Tammy Gadget Lawhinie..."
FOXGLOVE: Well, at least the first name's engraved... and these crossed-out names go down the whole page....
CD - :¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
¡¡¡MEXICO!!! ¡¡¡MEXICO!!! ¡¡¡MEXICO!!! ¡¡¡MEXICO!!! ¡¡¡MEXICO!!!
...
Foxglove: "I awoke and laughed no more"
Dale: JAM's a fantastic writer don't you think?
Stitch - Everybody's a critic...
Dale: ...and then you make your trees look like HAPPY trees!
Foxy: Aw, c'mon, Dale, it's only a paint-by-numbers...
Jazz - Are you sure that isn't Moonwalk Jackson...
Dale: That's old news...
Foxglove: No, I really think Michael Jackson is having another nose job!
The J.A.M. - In Dale's case, the way to his heart is through his TV...
Foxy: Great! I've got the right spell to make Dale fall in love with me!
Dale: Foxy, is that the tape cover of "Witcheroo"?
Sturch - I sense a pattern...
D: Did you remember to put down chocolate for me, cheese for Monty, chocolate for me, Oil for Gadget, chocolate for me, a mystery novel for chip and chocolate for me?
F: Lets see, check, check, check, check, check ,check and check! Ok lets go get the grocerices
Cyber Daimyo - First Mary Sue stories, now Mary Sue captions...
Dale: Hey, Foxglove, what have you got in your hands?
Foxglove: It's a paper that contains the information on how to break the curse of Sabrina's evil rival, Gemini Stone.
Chip Chap - Better run fast, you two: I can only hold Chip (must bonk bad jokes) Maplewood back for so long...
Dale and Foxglove practice their stand-up comedy routine.
Foxglove: I once knew a chipmunk who didn't have any nose.
Dale: How awfull, what happened to him?
Foxglove: He grew up to be a yes man.
