Extra! Extra!
Hurrah! Oh my God, I’m back again, doing more funny outtakes from X-men: Evolution! You like me! Right now! You really like me! Expect several minutes of laughing willy nilly. I tried really hard to put other movies and TV shows and games in it, so don’t kill me.
Disclaimer: Nothing’s mine, but you think you’d know that,considering these outtakes are pretty mindless. KURT SHOULD BE MINE!
Director: Okay. You know what? Kurt, Todd, how about we film your scene.
Todd: Will I EVER score a hit on this guy?
Kurt: For your sake? I hope not. You don’t have an earring in your right ear, do you?
Todd: Are you implying that I’m-
Director: Boys, please.
Todd: That ain’t gonna help you, boy!
Scott: Sir, I can’t find my quarter. Evan ate it.
Evan: What? I thought it was a milk chocolate bar!
Prop Director: Um....it was. We had to use a chocolate coin.
Director: How much do they pay you?
Prop Director: Not enough, sir.
Jean: Um. Mr. Director Sir? I’m having trouble understanding my part in this. Do I like Scott or Duncan?
Kitty: Matthews is a JERK!
Duncan: I heard that. And by the way, Kitty, your fluffy pink coat is in the dryer.
Kitty: YOU DID WHAT??????? (takes off running)
Scott: Jean, it’s all me.
Kurt: ANGRY CROW TAKES FLIGHT!
Todd: Thank you for dining with us!
Lance: Todd just leaped 20 feet into the air!
Fred (Dukes): And we’re shocked....why?
Lance: Oh. Good point.
Jean: KAREAOKE! “I’m searchin’ for a man on whom I can depend, yes I need, I need my summer ride!
Kitty: (way off key) Ai yai yai, I’m your little butterfly...
Lance: Green
Fred: Black
Todd: And blue
Scott: Makin’ colors in the sky.
Kurt: Yo’ listen up, here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him, inside and outside.
The Beast (guest appearance): Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette, and everything is blue for him and himself and everybody around cause he ain’t got nobody to listen to.
Both: I’m blue dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie...
(Gabriel Damon and Christian Bale leap in!)
Christian Bale: That’s my cigar!
Kurt: You’ll steal anotha’.
Gabe Damon: Hey bummers, we got work to do.
Christian: Since when did you become me mudda?
Lance: Aw, stop yer bawlin’!
Everyone: Who asked you?
Todd: Try Bottle Alley or the Harbor
Fred: Try Central Park, it's guaranteed
Rogue: Try any banker, bum, or barber
Jean: They almost all knows how to read.
Evan: I smell money!
Kitty: You smell foul!
Scott: (winking at Jean) Met this girl last night.
Gabe: (at Kurt) Move your elbow!
Kurt: Pass the towel!
Gabe: For a buck I might!
Everyone: Ain't it a fine life carrying the banner through it all? A mighty fine life carrying the banner tough and tall. Ev'ry mornin', we goes where we wishes, we's as free as fishes. Sure beats washin' dishes-What a fine life, carrying the banner home free all!
Christian: It takes a smile as sweet as butter
Kurt: The kind that ladies can't resist (Kitty: Please!)
Evan: It takes an orphan with a stutter
Gabe: Who ain't afraid to use his fist!
Lance: Summer stinks and winter's waitin' (Scott: Hey!)
Jean: Welcome to New York
Rogue: Boy, ain't nature facinatin'
Kitty: When youse gotta walk?
Everyone: Still it's a fine life, carrying the banner with me chums. A mighty fine life! Blowin' ev'ry nickel as it comes. I'm no snoozer, sittin' makes me antsy-
Kurt: I likes livin' chancey
Evan: Harlem to Delancey
All: What a fine life! Carrying the banner through the slums!!!!!
Director: Oh God. Someone, please shoot me. (Evan obliges)
All: What a fine life! Carrying the banner through it all!
(Tigeress leaps on Gabe, hyperventilating, Tanz jumps on Kurt and holds him rather tightly)
Hmm. Not my best work, but it had Newsies in it! YEEAAAAAH! GABE! SPOT! WHOOHOO, BAYOU GHOST! “NEVER FEAR, BROOKLYN IS HERE!” And Tigeress is the character (and ego) of my friend Anna. She was nice enough to give me Tanz! I get to have a fling with Kurt! He saves me from mean people! What a hottie! My hero! Ha.