Grim Complaints



Synopsis: Yeah, the cast and crew of X-men comment on filming Grim Reminder. Oh boy, Logan’s NOT happy. Neither am I. The episode was a COMPLETE waste of my time-I mean, idle taunting, and we didn’t even get any answers! Oh yeah, and Kurt and Kitty got closer. GAG ME WITH A PAIR OF USED BOXERS! Kitty is a lowlife AIRHEAD and she doesn’t DESERVE Kurt. But I do. *holds the fuzzy elf very close* See? Ja, this cutie’s mein. And another thank you to anyone who has me on their favorite author list. BTW, I am done with Father And Friend, so you might wanna go read it-Kitty uses big words. O.O;; Disclaimer: Not mine, not mine, not mine.




Director: CUT! Damn you. CUT!

Kurt: (falls over, anime style) How many more times?

Kitty: I have blisters!

Wolverine: This is so goddam stupid. Am I supposed to growl and howl and go UNGH for 20 minutes? Because it sure seems like it!

Jean: KURT! YOU LEFT FUR IN THE SHOWER!

Evan: (gulping down milk) Moo juice moo juice moo juice moo juice moo juice!

Scott: Oh for cryin’ out loud.... (fires an optic blast into the ceiling and people shut up)

Director: Logan, if you don’t want to growl and howl, maybe you shouldn’t have signed on for the gig. We already did you a favor and let you stay grown up.

Kitty: So how come I’m wet behind the ears?

Kurt: You always were-and I DID NOT, JEAN!

Jean: You’re shedding! (walks in, holding a towel around herself) Honestly, I go to take an honest shower and shave my legs and this fuzzy blue chew toy brushes his fur onto every square inch.

Kurt: You’re exaggerating.

Avalanche: I’m supposed to be here, right?

Writers: *zshhzshzshzsh* Yes. Sir.

Evan: ROBOT! ROBOT!!!!!!! BLOW IT UP!

Scott: (smacks Evan) They write your lines, idiot.

Toad: (hopping around) I demand a rematch! KURT! I WANT A REMATCH!

Kurt: Mein gott. Again? Haven’t we been through this?

Wolverine: (holding Writer #1 at clawpoint) WHY in hell am I MOANING through the WHOLE (censored) script?????

Writer #2: Put. Him. Down. Sir.

Wolverine: (runs both writers into the wall)

Director: ADVIL! DAMN IT, I NEED ADVIL!

Toad: That ain’t gonna help you, boy!

Kurt: (doing karate) Kick, punch, it’s all in the mind, if you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find that the things I’ll teach ya, is sure to beat ya, but nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher now: Kick!

Everybody: (suddenly remembering) KICK!

Kurt: Punch!

Everybody: PUNCH!

Kurt: Chop!

Everybody: CHOP!

Kurt: And block!

Everybody: AND BLOCK!

Kurt: Again.

Everybody: WHAAAAAAT?

Kitty: That....was disturbing.

Jean: (apparently has been given chloroform) Ai yai yai, I’m your little butterfly,green black and blue, makin’ colors in the sky. (falling on Scott’s shoulder)

Kurt: (still doing karate) Kung Fu Fighting! HUH! Those kicks were fast as lightning! HAH! In fact it was a little bit frightening! HUH! But the kicks had expert timing! HAH! Here we go, say One Two Do The Kung Fu!

Everyone: One Two Do The Kung Fu!

Kurt: Say Three Four On The Dance Floor!

Everyone: Three Four On The Dance Floor!

Wolverine: (howling and growling) I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Director: I want my goddamn Advil.