Hawaii
Chap
2 : The Car Ride
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scene:
monicas apartment [everyone is there]
monica: 'wow so everyones here'
all: 'yea'!
monica: 'great now lets...
chandler: [interrupts] 'go outside and get into the cabs that are waiting' [everyone
stares at him] what?
ross: 'dude you interupted monica' [in a whisper]
joey: [also in a whisper] 'in the middle of a sentence'
pheebs: [also in a whisper] 'when she was talking'
rachel: [also in a whisper] 'and giving out orders'
chandler: [ looks confused] 'soo?'
[they all gasp and monica walks up to chandler with a death stare and he now
looks scared]
monica: 'chandler' [touches his arm and he flinches away all turn to look at him
and start laughing]
chandler: 'that was so not funny' 'i was really scared i mean its monica your
talking about thats not even close to funny'
ross: [in histerics] 'your soo whipped'
chandler: 'im not wh..
joey: 'dude your whipped'
chandler: 'am i'
monica: 'honey you've always been whipped'
pheebs: 'she's right'
[all start laughing again while chandler doesnt look amused]
scene change: to monica and chandlers car
monica: 'sweetie im sorry but it was funny'
chandler: 'im sorry i couldn't hear you through all your laughter'
monica: 'geez [under her breath] baby'
chandler: 'what' [looks at her] 'did you call me something cause i think i hears
someone call me a baby' [empathizes the word baby]
monica: 'well you heard it cause i said it'
chandler: 'yea'
monica: 'yea'
chandler: [yelling] 'really'
monica: [also yelling] 'really why did i hurt your feelings?' *pause* baby
chandler: 'oo now its on'
monica: 'really you think you could take me'
chandler: 'yea' *pause* 'words right not hitting?'
monica: 'no of course not you think im gunna have you hit me palease'
chandler: 'ok... wait...heyy whats that supposed to mean
[continue to fight as scene changes to ross and phoboe]
scene change: ross and phoboes car
ross: 'so what do you wanna talk about?'
pheebs: 'lets talk about how i was superwomen last week and saved all those poor
people from that tragic fire'
ross: 'pheebs that never happened'
pheebs: 'fine ross put down my dreams you dont see me putting down your dreams
of a chick magnet do you?'
ross: 'thats not a dream thats true' [sits up proud]
pheebs: 'no its not'
ross: [slumps back down] 'yea your right' 'sorry about turning down your
superwoman theory'
pheebs: 'thats ok' 'and sorry about making you finally relize what you are to
women'
ross: [nods] 'i was bound to find out somehow'
pheebs: 'yea you were'
scene change: to joey and rachels car
rachel: 'joey will you stop looking down my shirt' [annoyed]
joey: 'im sorry its just that its there and im joey'
rachel: 'well look out your window instead'
joey: 'but the goods are this way' [points to her top of shirt]
rachel: [pushes his hands] 'would you grow up'
joey: [mimicks her] 'would you grow up'
rachel: 'alright you know what i dont havta listen to this'
joey: 'good than ill just continue to stare'
rachel: 'fine if your gunna stare at something of mine i'll stare at something
of yours'
joey: 'yea you will'
rachel: [slaps his arms] 'i was kidding'
joey: ' yea but i wasnt' [rachel looks disgusted]
[fades black until next episode]
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