CLASSIC QUOTES

These are some of my favourite quotes by and about Jake & Paulina.

QUOTES ABOUT THEM:

CARL TO VICKY AT TOPS (AS JAKE & PAULINA ARRIVE)

CARL: There’s the senators ex-fiancee, out on the town with her ex-husband, now her lover, who was once a lover of yours. It’s a veritable Peyton Place this town.

LORNA TO JAKE ON WINNING BACK PAULINA

LORNA: If Rachel can forgive Carl, I'm sure Paulina can excuse you and vice versa.

BUNNY EBERHARDT TO JAKE

BUNNY: You are the most pathetic excuse for your gender ever to walk on all-fours.

QUOTES BY THEM:

DURING THEIR FIRST "HONEYMOON"

JAKE: It is our wedding night, it should be sacred
PAULINA: (She slaps him) I hate you. I hate you more now than I ever did before and believe me there have been some pretty hateful moments before this one.
JAKE: I can't believe you hit me.

PAULINA COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM IN SOME REVEALING LINGERIE

PAULINA: Stop looking at me like that.
JAKE: I wasn't even looking at you.

PAULINA: I used to think I loved you, then I couldn't stand you, and now...
JAKE: And now.
PAULINA: Now I'm remembering all the parts I loved about you.

JAKE: I swear I will never hurt you, ever again for as long as we live.

JAKE: I love you.
PAULINA: I know, I love you too.

PAULINA: I love you. I never loved Grant the same way.

PAULINA: OK Jake, you've called me everything but apple pie tonight, what gives?
JAKE: Nothing sweetheart, I love you.

AFTER THROWING CHAMPAGNE ON SLOANE, NEW YEARS EVE 1992

PAULINA: Jake McKinnon, If you think I'm gonna let you throw away what we begged and stole to keep on this cheap trick from New York, you are crazier than the universe thinks.

PAULINA: I hate you, you know.
JAKE: I know.

AT THEIR SECOND "ALMOST" WEDDING

JAKE: Everything I have done I have done for you.
PAULINA: You pig. That is the biggest lie of all (She punches him)

DURING THEIR WILDERNESS "ADVENTURE"

JAKE: We got a fire, we got woodland law and I gotta spend my time with Paulina - The African Queen of the campfire
PAULINA: Ian taught me...
JAKE: NO. No, I did not get shanghaied to come out here to listen to stories about Ian Rain, alright.
PAULINA: You asked me.
JAKE: Now I'm telling you - I don't wanna hear any stories or quotes from Jungle Jim.

PAULINA: I love you.
JAKE: She said it.

AT THEIR THIRD WEDDING

JAKE: You're not gonna punch my lights out again, are you?

DURING THE BABYSWITCH STORYLINE (TO DONNA WHO SUGGESTS JAKE & VICKY ARE SPENDING ALOT OF TIME TOGETHER)

PAULINA: Jake & Vicky together again, not in this lifetime.
JAKE: (Putting his arm around Paulina) You got that right

PAULINA IS UPSET SHE HASN'T LOST HER PREGNANCY WEIGHT

PAULINA: What if I look like this forever.
JAKE: Ooh You're right. I guess you'll just be beautiful forever.

JAKE: You are my favourite ex-wife.

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