"Gorbunov said that in place of Bass, the Russians would likely send up a cargo container with extra equipment needed on the International Space Station. Gorbunov said the container has already been prepared and is ready to go."
Lance was replaced with a cargo trunk. How shitty does that have to make you feel? It was his dream, and although I was a little jealous that OTHER people were once again going to foot the bill for another one of the spoiled five, I was kind of happy for him too. And look at the sense of this. Can you just hear the fracken moron saying, "I know how we can knock that cocky bastard for a loop. The cargo trunk can't pay 20 million dollars either, but it's quieter. And a hell of alot prettier!" Dicks.
Chris said, "I love Eminem, I love Moby. Why can't we just be friends?" Kirkpatrick said. "They should just make fun of me."
Umm, no. Although I admire just a little his unselfishness, on the same side, it looks as if he's being a pantywaist. There was a little more to this than I included here, but you get the general idea. I wanna hear Chris grow a backbone and say, "Whatever, I honestly think that the both of them should get a life and worry about their own fucking business." On the flipside, what does it say about Em that he knows their names right off of the top of his head? "Oh cause it was all I could think of that rhymed with ass kicked." My Dad loves *NSYNC, and he couldn't tell you their last names if he thought long and hard about it, with me giving him hints..
About a song the Neptunes produced for Justin's new album: "Girls are going to fall in love with that song," said the Neptunes' Chad Hugo, who, with partner Pharrell Williams, recorded "Take It From Here" and six other songs intended for Justified. "It's got this great string section on it, and I think girls should be checking for some of those pick-up lines. Guys are definitely going to steal some of them." So, if a dude walks up and says something like, "I want to be the lighthouse when you get lost/ 'Cuz I'll shine my light to help you across," you can thank Justin before you lay the smack down. "
I'm not 100 percent sure just why this pissed me off in the first place, so I'll come back to it. If I don't get back to it, just pretend I was giving you a news update or some shit.
I don't much have to explain this one: "Spears said last week in a People cover story, ''First Justin broke up with me and then I broke up with him.'' She denied any cheating by saying,'' The two of us were always on the same page.'' Says Timberlake this week about the break up: '' Something bad happened. Something very bad happened.'' And that's all he'll say.
Ok. When I stop laughing. Ahem. Ok really. "First Justin broke up with me and then I broke up with him." Dear Lord. Does anyone know how grade school that sounded? It pissed me off because A: It sounds like she's saying, "I just want ya'll to recognize that I'm not the ONLY ONE who got dumped." and B: because supposedly she likes to keep her private life private, so WHY IN THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE TO GIVE THE PUBLIC A BLOW BY BLOW OF WHAT HAPPENED? And then Justin, he should grow a pair and say, "It's really none of your business, so would you like to talk about my album?" I know that some of you are probably dying to know, but really it's none of our business. But I'll give you that how it's been mostly heard is that she cheated on him and got caught, and then he took her back, and she dumped him because while they were split he was messing around with other people. Ya happy you nosy bastards? Just kidding. But honestly, so fracken what? That probably isn't half of what really happened. Hell it's probably nowhere in the vicinity of what really happened. So why in the hell does she have to try and make a villain of Justin? And why are the fans trying to make a villain of her? You either like her or you don't and then you get the hell on with your life! And by the way, I don't particularly like her, but on occasion she does something ok, so you aren't getting some bullshit defense story from a die hard Britney fan. I don't think we have any of those here at EF.
This I just found funny. They've learned a lesson from us in being very careful with their words. Remember me saying, "Watch what you boys say, because we will highlight it and give it eternal life in the humor section."? Well unfortunately, they paid attention, and it's been harder to find things to laugh at. But every once in a great while someone will slip, and we're right there...Justin said, "I'm throwing it out there, seeing what happens. I'm testing the water, man." Let's hope the water doesn't carry and STD folks, and Justin will be around a LONG TIME. Anyone for having him throw it your way?
Someone gave me this, and I love it. "to the world your somebody, to me your the world." Nobody who meant it, just someone who was helping me with quotes. Unfortunately. Damnit.
THE JUSTIN and JENNA DEWAN SITUATION
She said something that I liked so much, I had to reprint it here.
Q: Have you figured out what the deal is with guys in Hollywood?
J: Most of them are too into themselves to be into anyone else, or their just sleazy...sorry guys- there are a few good ones out there :) I tend to prefer "real" people- who can just hang without talking about themselves the whole time.
Q: What turns you off in a guy?
J: Egotism- don't get me wrong- love confidence, but not huge egos and guys who aren't spontaneous or take risks- you know let loose every now and then!
Hehehe. Sorry ok. I'm back. Anyway, I'm not even gonna tell you all what I think about this one, because if you ever pay attention to my stuff, you know EXACTLY what I'm thinking about this. Movin on.
HERE is where I get really pissed off. And this is also, might I add, where it is that I'll be pissing off other people. A few ignorant ass *NSYNC fans will inevitably surface with their twisted busted ass opinions and make the rest of us look like psychos. You see folks, it's ignorance like this that always gets noticed and widely discussed. And people always ask me what I meant when I put on the editor's about us page "I don't like being called an *NSYNC fan because that carries some scary ass stereotypes." I went to Jenna Dewan's website and found these in her guestbook...
What is your name? carrie
E-Mail: carrie@hotmail.com
Where are you from? Houston, TX
Comments on Jenna: Jenna leave Justin alone. I love Britney very much. He is in LOVE with Britney and will always be. You should just give it a rest.
Tard. How the hell does she know what any of them are about? Honestly. I lived with a man for three years and STILL didn't know who he really was. Making us look bad because she's got too much free fricken time. And duh, what makes me doubt that she even had the guts to use her actual email address. People, you can't walk the walk without a spine.
What is your name? Laidys
E-Mail: prtygrl1313@aol.com
Where are you from? Miami, Fl.
Comments on Jenna: I think that people in the message board need to stop bad mouthing Brit - she's a beautiful young woman, with a great body, she's talented and has a good head on her shoulders! You're a good dancer - I must admit - you've been a dancer for a lot of great artists ... Britney in my opinion is a better match for Justin!
How the hell does this chic know that? Apparently, if Britney were better suited to him, that's where he'd be right? So what does it take to grow the kind of brain that would lead you to a woman's PROFESSIONAL website, as in WHAT SHE DOES FOR A LIVING, and insult her on something personal that no one can prove even happened? RETARD
What is your name? Lay
E-Mail: lay0113@yahoo.com
Where are you from? Miami, Fl.
Comments on Jenna: I was just on the site wondering what Jenna looks like since there are rumors about Jenna and Justin. I do wish you all the success but not in your relationship with Justin (if it's true) - he belongs with Britney (in my opinion). Just find yourself someone who will love you like he loves her! Best Wishes...! Keep Dancin'
Ok folks, try to see where I'm coming from here. IF IT WERE true about the two of them, then this chic just hurt Jenna, and threw something in her face that she doesn't want to hear when she's moving FORWARD, and THEN SAID BEST WISHES. WTF, are you all monkey fucked retarded? Pardon my language but to say I dislike this type of psycho is mild. I dislike you people worse than "I Need Love" and we ALL KNOW how very much I hate that. As with all of these, I would like you sane people to always refer back to the "personal comments on a professional website" error that you will find common among these.
What is your name? Tracey Salvodon
E-Mail: jsgurl78@hotmail.com
How did you find this website? I wanted 2 kno who justinz grl was
Where are you from? New York
Comments on Jenna: Hey grl, Ur a great dancer u need to keep it up cuz i saw how u was dancin with nsync at the Grammys and u and justin ...omg i could tell there was some thing goin chic ... well just wanted u to kno just keep up the good work and hold on to j as much as u can and dont let the fake *itch Britney Spears come bacc and take him from u ... cuz she has nothing on u grl ... aight ... and if she gets to hard for u to handle i got ur bacc 100% aight ... 1 love ... ~TraySal~
Ok, grr. So you take someone who might actually be trying to show support, and then you fry their brain cells, and STILL manage to make the rest of us look like morons. Some of you idiots need to run every damned thing you type thru MS Word and do spell check before you actually send or submit it. Why does everything from everyone, in favor or against, have to sound so ghetto evil? Refer also to the personal/professional thing that pissed me off. Oh but this couldn't be over yet.
What is your name? veronica
E-Mail: munchiez15@aol.com
Where are you from? Boston
Comments on Jenna: your a great dancer keep up the good work ! i hope to see you some day! p.s who cares when brit got mad at justin fo kissing you she was so dumb she needs to get over it he likes you and thats all that matters skrew her! love ya lots .just make him happy thats aLL THAT MATTERS
This one holds pretty much the same to what I said about the one before it. And it doesn't get any better, no matter how many times you read it, so don't waste your time. I've tried TIME AND TIME AGAIN rereading these, just to see if I could get a tiny glimpse of things from their point of view. But to no avail...I still think they're beyond therapy.
What is your name? Tina
E-Mail:
Where are you from? Florida
Comments on Jenna: Is Justin good in bed? :) I'm sure.What is it you do? Your pretty and all but where did you meet Justin.
No guts no glory. This brainiac wouldn't even give her email address, fake or not. LOL Like Jenna's just gonna jump on the message board in caps screaming "HE BANGED ME LIKE A DRUMMER WITH A SOLO FOR THE QUEEN!" I'm positive at this point she thinks we're all funkin looney land material. I hate you people. Ugh. But the fun goes on and on...
What is your name? Summer
E-Mail:
Where are you from? New Jersey
Comments on Jenna: Hey i was wondering if jenna and justin timberlake are having sex? Since he and britney did have sex.Well anyways this whole thing between then is just messed up i think justin should go find someone else.
What kind of sorry bitch would even do this to someone she had personally met? All I can think is the images that Jenna has to be getting of Justin and Britney. That has to suck. Even if they weren't together, can you imagine how this has got to feel? And on the PROFESSIONAL SITE for her DANCING. You know, that job she has? Let's pretend you had a job (like you'd be sitting here?) and no matter how hard you worked, and how well you did, the people just kept flocking in to your job to announce to everyone who you're seeing and why you shouldn't be. And let's not forget that they insist on telling you that you aren't pretty, aren't good enough, or just aren't fit to be with this other person. Put yourself there and tell me what the hell you would do? If fans meet her later on and she's a common, cold hearted bitch who won't give you the time of day, don't bother to wonder how she got that way. Just don't. Morons.
While I'm ranting, I feel I should also say that I hate the other editors at NJEF. Really I do. They have it out for me. Every damned one of them will say something unbelievable right when I have to pee really badly. They want me to lose bladder control in my computer chair, hence preventing me from sitting at my computer, so that they can gather in a group chat when I'm not online and plot my untimely demise. Not to mention, they always insist on fracking up a really great bad mood, when I could do some serious damage. They just can't let sleeping dogs lie, and I hate them all. Oh, and Dia too. Yeah, her too.
