If he wears one of these, he could beat me senseless and OFTEN. ~ Tabz
"My neck is thicker than my head. This makes me attractive if not mildly retarded."
See caption above. Same applies. (Also see goofy grin)
"If you don't scream when I thrust...you are evil and must be destroyed.
"Yes, yes ya'll! I'm da man!
"What other guys? OH SHIT! Sorry man, where were we again?"
"Look ma! I did it! NOW SOMEBODY GET ME DOWN!"
Sucking up to your future Wal-Mart bosses is a lesson to be learned. Even the good guys get burned.
You play wit yourself...but didya didya think that you could really find love from someone else..." (LMAO Livi!)
"I am hot. I am cold. I am whatever I am paid to be!"
"Wait till I REALLY start working out! Then I'll wear winter clothing as often as possible to hide my beauty from the chics paying for it! MWAHAHAHA!"
*droolin on a Sunday afternoon...* I swear I could write porno based on this page, and not the soft core kind...
Look yall! Its the "WHO DA MAN?!?!?"