“On Our Own”
Episode Nine (#1T09)
The Gang Mourns a Loss
Written
By Joe Termine
Scene One:
“The Loss of a Loved One?”
Location:
A Dayboqrx graveyard
Characters:
The Gang
Joe:
Hey, don’t worry, she lived a long life.
Katie:
I know but he…
Joe:
She…she was a girl.
Katie:
Yeah, whatever, I am mourning here, can’t you give me a quick second to mourn.
[under her breath, yet so loud she is shouting] God, some people.
John:
Hey guys, we have a class don’t we? I
mean, we are paying money for something, right?
James:
I guess…
Joe:
RIGHT? RIGHT?
John:
It is a funeral Joe, not a ballpark.
Joe:
You mean I brought my catcher’s mitt for nothing [he holds up his old mitt to
all the people who stare in horror]
Katie:
The face of this dead thing kinda looks like the mitt only without so many
stitches, stitches in the mitt that is.
James:
Who is this for anyway?
[the
Gang all shrugs in unison]
Joe:
LET’S LOOK AT THE TOMBSTONE!
Katie:
Joe, use your inside voice, okay?
Joe:
BUT WE’RE OUTSIDE!
OPENING CREDITS
Song: (to the
same theme music as Cheers)
1. Musical
Beginning
2. Sometimes
you wanna go, where it is always gonna rain,
3. And you'll
always be in pain.
4. You wanna
be where you can see, the people are all insane,
5. You wanna
go where you can be eaten by a Great Dane.
6. Musical
Ending
Sequence:
(corresponding line by line from the song above)
1. A view of
downtown Dayboqrx, with the text "On Our Own" along the center of the
screen.
2. John is seen,
startled by the camera man in a supermarket, accidentally knocking over a shelf
creating a domino effect, his name on the bottom of the screen.
3. James is seen
in the rainy parking lot, his fingers shaped as a gun pretending to shoot at
nothing, his name on the bottom of the screen.
4. Joe is seen
in the rainy parking lot, chasing a sheep, he stops, smiles, and waves at the
camera, his name on the bottom of the screen.
5. Katie is seen arguing with a light pole, her name on the bottom of the screen.
6. John comes
running from the supermarket, mouthing the words "Run for your
life." The Gang runs as the store
collapses and are chased by a pack of Great Danes. On the bottom of the screen reads "Created by John Painting
and James Achaia."
Scene Two:
“Smells Like Dead Spirits”
Location: Funeral Home and Graveyard
Characters: The Gang, the Funeral Director, Benji
Katie: I think we all need to a be a little more respectful here, I mean, remember what happened before?
[Flashback time]
Joe: Phew, what smelled like it died in here?
Katie: JOE!!! This is a funeral home, be respectful.
Funeral Director: HELLO, what can I do for you today?
John: Hi, me and my friends just wanted to see something.
FD: If you want to poke a dead person, it’s a two dollar fee, and the gift shop is to your left.
James [interested]: You guys have a gift shop?
FD: Yes, to your…
James: I got it, thanks.
FD: Lively one, isn’t he.
Joe: Bet you don’t see much of these, eh [nudges him].
FD: So, what are you here for?
Joe: Question, don’t you have any of that anti-stink spray?
FD: Sir, that is very insensitive of you, and we just ran out.
John: Enough with the questions, we’re here on business.
James [whispers]: What are we here for?
John: Did you have fun at the gift shop?
James: Yeah, I got these cool shirts.
One says, “I died and all I got was this stupid shirt,” and the other
says, “If you’re dead and you know it clap your hands, oh wait, you can’t
because you’re dead.”
John: Only you man.
James: The lady in the tour group said that there’s a nice church over on 13th Street and Fashion.
Joe: Oh God, the church, the mass for the Benji thing.
[Flashes back to real time]
John: Some flashback Katie, that was like ten minutes ago.
James: Let’s just look at the tombstone.
[at that moment, the gang notices Benji huddled in a corner of the plot crying]
Benji: WHY???
Joe: What’s wrong with Benji?
Benji: I lost someone very dear to me.
John: I’m scared to ask, but who?
Benji: Go look at the tombstone.
Katie: That’s what we were trying to do, before you ruined it and had to be all crying and such.
Joe: Wow there tiger, ease off the mourning man.
[they all look down at the small tombstone]
Joe: It seems to be Andy number 340 by all the marks I see as notches.
Katie: Wait there Joe, there seems to be more behind that piece of cleverly put grass.
John: It seems that it wasn’t number 340, but 34,000.
Joe: Wow, you wouldn’t think a piece of grass that was that small would have less covering power than that but I guess it does, go figure.
[the gang all laughs together in a strange synchronicity]
John: Now I remember why I was forgetting about the funeral, it’s because I got hammered before I got here.
James: Dude, it’s like 7:30 in the morning.
John: Well, I’m that nationality that’s able to drink any time I want to, you know the one, come on, what is it?
Joe [hesitantly]: Irish is the one that you are looking for.
John: Sure, if that one lets you drink.
James: They all let you drink.
John: Fine, then I’m Jewish, “Hey, give me money or I’ll sue.”
Katie: Then I can be Muslim! Alalalalalalalalalalalala.
Joe: It must be Tuesday.
James: No, today is Wednesday, because remember what happened yesterday?
Scene Three:
“The Delightful Side of Dayboqrx’s
Deceased”
Location: A church on Fashion Av.
Characters: The Gang, a priest, and Dr. Johnson
Katie: I hope
what I wore was okay.
Joe: Yeah, it’s
customary to wear a “Man, I’m glad I’m alive” sweatshirt at a funeral.
Katie: Phew, I
thought I was in trouble there for a second.
John: We need to
find a seat and fast before…
Priest: Hello
and thank you all for coming, if you all can take your seats.
Joe: What is
this school or a funeral? [only Joe
laughs]
John: Joe, don’t
heckle the priest, I think that’s like the 15th commandment or
something.
Joe [yelling]:
Hey, who do I have to kill around here to get a drink?
Katie: You’re in
a church!
Joe: I know, I
see the priest always drinking the wine…he knows how to party.
James: That’s
the blood of Jesus!
Joe: I wouldn’t
mind getting a blood transplant with Jesus then, right? Right? [waits for a high five] okay then, I
see how it is…I wonder what he pees Mountain Dew, and he [points up] only knows
what comes out the other end.
Priest: We would
now like to give the opportunity for you all to give your final respects to
[checks his notecards] Andy number 34000. We will start with Andy and Angie
number 1.
[two cats walk
to the grave]
John: How did
the cat die?
Joe: Let’s just
call it an accident.
Katie: Are you
implying what I think you’re implying?
Joe: Imps have
pliers?
James: What the
hell did that have to do with anything?
[Joe smiles
evilly]
Joe: I’m
allergic to cats.
John: No you’re
not, that’s me! [sneezes]
Joe: Oh right, I
have this bad habit of explaining other people’s lives as mine. I also have
cramps.
Katie: That’s
not you, that’s me!
Joe: Shhhh, it
hurts down here [points at his genitals]
[a man stands up
from behind]
Man: That’s me!
Oof.
Joe: Sorry, I
can’t talk with all the pain. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to make sure
James isn’t hyperventilating.
James: I’m
[gasp] oh [gasp] kay [passes out].
Joe: He’s fine.
Katie: He passed
out!
Joe: Passed out
with fineness.
Priest: Angie
and Andy number 4.
[two more cats
approach the grave]
John: Well this
is going to take a while. And it’s quite warm in here, you know with the 90
degree weather and the lack of fans and all.
Joe: The priest
seems to be cool.
[there are eight
fans pointed at the priest]
Priest: Hey, I
need to be cool for Jesus. [pulls out an “I’m cool for Jesus” water bottle] I
also need this water…for Jesus.
[time passes…and
I mean a lot of time]
Priest: Angie
and Andy number 5345.
John: This is
taking forever.
Priest: Excuse
me, shut the hell up you sinner. Now, oh damn I lost count.
Man: You’re on
number 5345.
Priest: Sorry, I
don’t think I was. Angie and Andy number 1.
Man: Oh my God.
Dr. Johnson:
What?
[the Priest
walks over to a water cooler labeled “Anointed Only”]
Priest: Ah,
that’s good holy water. You can have some if you name all 14 apostles.
Joe: There are
only 12.
Priest: Aren’t we
Mr. Holy Sandals.
Joe: I’m going
to get a new pair of sandals later.
Priest: I meant
holy, not holey. You know where I suggest getting your new sandals? WWJW, what
would Jesus wear? And they won’t even crucify you on the prices.
[The Gang leaves
the church]
Katie: I can’t believe Joe wouldn’t shut up.
Joe: What, they
said if I had any questions to come to them.
James: Yeah, but
not in the middle of the funeral, I learned that one the hard way.
Scene Four:
“The Flashback”
Location: A street, possibly Fashion Av.
Characters: The Gang
James: It was a
warm summer day.
Joe: I love
horror stories.
Katie: Is this
the part when the man with the bloody hook comes out?
James: NO, will you all shut up, as I was saying, it was a warm summer…
John: How warm,
cause I mean, there is warm, and then there’s warm!
James: Okay, as
I was saying, the day was warm and I had been out with my friend.
Katie: OH MY
GOD!!! Did he die?
James: NO!! Will
you please let me finish.
Joe: Sorry.
James: Wait, you
didn’t say anything.
Joe: I know, but
I did now.
James: Do you
want to hear the story?
Katie: Yes.
John: Yes.
Joe: No.
James: What Joe?
Joe: I was just kidding, yes.
James: Well, as
I was saying, I was with my friend and I just gave him some gum.
Joe: Did he
choke?
James: No, and at
that moment, a cat was running in the middle of the street.
Katie: Was the
poor kitty hit?
James: Worse.
Katie: What’s
worse than that…only a bag of kittens, OH MY GOD, not a bag of kittens!
James: No, not a
basket of kittens, remember the gum I gave to my friend?
John: Yes.
Katie: Yes.
Joe: Are you
still talking?
James: Well the
wrapper was thrown on the floor, and then a janitor with a weed whacker bent
over to pick it up and…
Katie: Did he
cut the heads off the bag of kittens?
James: No worse,
he hit a flower and cut off the head of it [cries uncontrollably].
[The Gang looks
at him in astonishment]
The Rest [in
unison]: THAT’S IT?
James
[sniffles]: Yeah.
Joe: You use
paper and thousands of acres are cut down, that is like saying you are to blame
for that.
James: OH MY
GOD, I didn’t realize that I cut down all those trees, I am so wrong, I’m going
to hell now.
John: You didn’t
do it, it was already done.
[Katie and Joe
look at each other]
Joe: What does
that have to do with disrupting a church ceremony?
James: Now that
I think of it nothing, I guess I just wanted to vent.
Katie: You have
problems.
James: But you
guys are my friends, so you have my problems too now.
John: It doesn’t
work that way man.
Joe [opens a
book]: In the rules of friendship, page 34,792, it clearly says that all
problems once expressed are now on the party that they told them too.
John: You carry
that with you everywhere?
Joe: Yeah, you
never know when you’re going to need it, luckily I memorized it, I have a
photographic memory.
Katie: So Joe,
what’s my first name?
Joe: I said
photographic, not photosynthesis, sheesh.
What do I look like, a botanist?
[They all look
at each other]
Katie: Kinda.
COMMERCIAL
“If I Could Turn Back Time”
Location: An alley just off Hell Avenue
Characters: The Gang and a bum
John: How did we
find our way into this alley, aren’t we going to the post-funeral party?
Joe: I think we
shouldn’t have made that left onto Hell Avenue.
James: Yeah, we
were supposed to keep going straight.
Joe: Straight to
hell you mean?
James: No,
straight to Columbus Avenue.
Katie: Jeez,
five lines before me. What gives?
John [ignoring
the comment]: We better find our way out of here before we get lost. [pauses]
Oh right we’re lost already.
Joe: I’m always
lost.
James: He didn’t
mean mentally.
Joe: I like
mints.
James: WHAT?
Joe: Oh, a wall.
I haven’t seen one of those in a while.
John: That’s all
you’ve seen for the last twenty minutes, we’ve been in an alley.
Katie:
Twenty-one actually.
James: Katie,
what are you talking about, you don’t have a watch.
Katie: But I do
have this clock. [she holds up an old clock]
[man behind the
dumpster sees clock being lifted and starts talking]
“Clock”: Hey,
get your hands off me.
Joe: Hey, you
can talk! And not just in my head, right guys, you all hear him talking too,
right. RIGHT!?!?!?!
Katie: Joe,
inside voice.
Joe: WE’RE
OUTSIDE AGAIN!!
Katie:
Insolence.
Joe: No, my
blood sugar’s fine, I don’t need insolence.
John: You’re a
moron.
Joe: No thanks.
James: What?
“Clock”: Hey,
pay attention to me, I’m a talking clock!
John: Right,
hold on, we’re discussing something important.
“Clock”: TICK
TOCK…LISTEN!
Katie: What did
that have to do with anything?
“Clock”: That’s
all I can say.
John: You’re saying stuff right now.
“Clock:” TICK
TICK TICK TOCK TOCK TICK TOCK TACK!
John: We get the
point, you’re a clock.
Joe: Sounds
broken to me.
James: I think
that clock’s been drinking.
John: Drinking,
eh? That reminds of that time that I was drinking.
[screen goes
wavy for a flashback, then just returns to normal]
James: AND?
John: Oh, that’s
it.
Katie: That’s
the worst story I’ve heard since James’ flower story yesterday.
James [crying
loudly]: BITCH!! How dare you treat the story that way!
John: Not to
mention the fact that the story wasn’t yesterday, rather it was about ten
seconds ago.
“Clock”: Ahem,
talking clock.
[Katie throws
the clock in the garbage]
Katie: I’m tired
of you.
[Bum gets up]
Bum: Excuse me,
are you guys stupid, it was me all the time.
Joe: MORE
LIES!?!?!?!
Scene Six:
“Why??????”
Location: Pushor Avenue
Characters: The Gang
[everyone is
sitting around in mysterious plush chairs in the middle of the road smoking
pipes with a fire nearby…during the entire scene, cars are avoiding the chairs
and crashing into the fireplace]
Joe [as a car
crashing into the fireplace]: We’re trying to genuflect here, jeez!
John: Do you
even know what genuflect means?
Joe: Yeah, using
the genes from monkeys.
John: You never
cease to amaze me with your stupidity.
Joe: That’s why
I’m so great.
Katie: Hey, hey
guys. Less of you, a lot more of me. You know what, we’re going to start this
scene over again.
[flashback]
Katie: R.
Joe [as a car
crashing into the fireplace]: We’re trying to genuflect here, jeez!
John: Do you
even know what genuflect means?
Joe: Yeah, using
the genes from monkeys.
John: You never
cease to amaze me with your stupidity.
Joe: That’s why
I’m so great.
Katie: Ah,
that’s better.
James: God
Katie, you’re so conceited.
Katie: Yep,
that’s why I’m so great.
John: Oh, that’s
not conceited at all then Katie.
Katie: Told you.
John: Anyway, I
am great because…[looks at himself and smiles] Ha, [laughs to himself]
Joe: Because
you’re forgetful, and you don’t hold grudges.
John: Remember
that cake that you borrowed and you ate. I want it back!
Joe [looks with
astonishment]: If you want it that bad [sits over a toilet].
John: Nope,
don’t want it that bad. Hey, remember when we were placenta, and you said you’d
never leave me. That’s right, I’m talking to you Katie.
Katie: You’re
looking at Joe, and I’m almost two years older than you. And you’re looking
cross-eyed.
John
[screaming]: That’s why I’m great!
Katie [also
screaming]: Do I have to tell everyone to use inside voice!
John: Look whose
using the outside voice now!
Katie: SHUT
UP!!!
[John, Joe, and
Katie walk away, chairs in hand]
James: What
about me, why am I great?
[a disembodied
voice sounds]
Voice
[whispering]: Because you’re gonna create a language.
James: I did
that already, don’t you read our test episodes!
Voice
[whispering]: Well, shnibbidy boob to you!
Scene Seven:
“It Is a Curse”
Location: An alley
Characters: Joe and a beaver
Joe: WHAT IS
WRONG WITH ME! [he throws a book on the ground entitled “HOW TO SPEAK
BEAVER”] I will never be able to pass
the test on beaverology, and that’s my major.
[There’s a tap
at the window]
Beaver:
Chipppchipppchchchchchchchoooooo.
Joe: Hey little
buddy, what are you doing here so late, the party isn’t here until tomorrow.
Beaver [slowly]
Chipppchipppchchchchchchchoooooo.
Joe: I am sorry,
I don’t understand you, I am beaver illiterate.
[The beaver puts
his tail over Joe’s shoulder and talks into his ear]
Joe [his eyes
widen]: I GET IT NOW! Thank you Mister
Beaver. I wish I could repay you in
some way.
Beaver:
Chchchchchchchchooooooo.
Joe: Oh sure, I
got weed, what you need a fix, I got you.
What you got friends too? Oh, I
got them but they got to pay, just like the rest of the animals.
COMMERCIAL
Scene Eight:
“Weed in the Wilderness”
Location: A street, then a party
Characters: The Gang and a few extras
Katie [singing]:
Man I’m great, I’m so so great, gee I’m great. GREAT GREAT GREAT
<expletive> GREAT!!
John: Who sings
that song?
Katie: Mel
Torme.
Joe: I think
it’s Katie Stalin.
Katie: You think
wrong…fat cat.
John: Oh right,
the funeral!
Katie: Crap, we
forgot about the party!
[cut to the
funeral party with four empty chairs]
Man: God, what
kind of bastards wouldn’t show up to a funeral…[under breath] party.
[The Gang shows
up at that instant]
Joe: Man, I love
flying.
John: We took
the subway.
Joe: The flying
subway!
John: No, the
underground one.
Katie: No, the
Katie’s great subway!
James: What are
you talking about?
Katie: I’m so
great!
James: You’re
just a little too full of yourself.
Katie: It’s
better than being full of somebody else.
Joe: Man, that
Katie is so great.
[a bunch of
animals appear from the woods at the window]
ANIMAL NOISES
Joe: What do you
need?.........okay, I gotcha [hands over a plastic bag]
[raccoon tries
to open it, but has no opposable thumb, so he bites it open]
[they pull out
weeds and roll them up]
Joe: These guys
are like the McGyver’s of the woods. Let’s see what they can do with a
toothpick, a bottle of nitro glycerin, and a 1973 Fat Albert record.
[the bear eats
all three things and walks away, only to explode several seconds later]
John: Well played.
[the animals
retreat back to the woods, where Willie Nelson is heard playing loudly]
Katie: What do
you expect, bears get the munchies.
[a news report
appears on MTV (mourn television)]
Sad Announcer:
[sigh] Sorry to break your sadness, but there is more sadness with this
breaking news story. All of the animals smaller than a bear have been eaten.
John: Come to
think of it, since Dayboqrx is a large urban area with almost no trees
anywhere, where the hell are all these animals coming from anyway?
Joe: They live
on top of the roofs of the buildings. They just find little pine tree air
fresheners and use them as the forest.
John: That’s the
saddest excuse for an explanation I’ve heard since Katie’s “I was just making
sure the body was still dead with this ax” excuse.
Katie: I was!
James: I don’t
remember that, when did that happen?
Katie: Just now.
[two people are
laying on the ground]
Woman: Oh my
God, he’s dead.
John: Remind me
never to piss her off again.
Katie: I heard
that [swings ax wildly].
Joe: Watch that
Katie.
Katie: That was just a warning swing. You’ll know it when I’m really angry.
Scene Nine:
“The Cats Catch the Wrong Crowd”
Location: Benji’s Penthouse
Characters: Benji, John, and Joe
[after the party
ends, Benji goes back to his penthouse]
Benji: Mourning
sure does make me hungry, luckily I have these Sorrow Flakes. With mourningful
milk. A dreary part of your day.
[he goes to
sleep and a cat sneaks two birds into the house]
[the animals
converse quietly and bring out some drugs]
[Benji wakes up
wildly]
Benji: No mommy,
I didn’t mean to put that there!
[the cats are
startled]
Benji: It smells
like my dorm room in here. It must be fresh chocolate cookies.
[walks down
invisible stairs]
Benji: What’s
going on down here!?!
[cat hides joint
behind his back]
Benji: Did you
just fart, because there’s steam coming out of the back of you?
[cats yelps, his
tail is on fire…setting off a chain reaction of tails catching on fire]
[John and Joe
wake up from their penthouse and come over]
Joe: What’s
going on in there?
John: Sounds
like there’s a fire.
Benji: Luckily I
bought that fireproof room so it will stay in here with me.
John: Oh okay
then. Good night.
Joe: Um, don’t
you think we should help him?
John: What’s
with you and being a good Samaritan all of a sudden?
Joe: No, I have
some records in there, that’s all I care about.
John: Oh.
Benji: I’m okay,
I’ll just burn here alone.
John: Okay then,
see ya later!
Joe: You’re not
alone, you’re going to die with all the rest of your cats. You should feel happy.
[John and Joe
break the door down]
Joe: That’s
better.
Benji: The door
was open.
Joe: No, I
needed to add a more dramatic part to this scene, it’s dieing here.
John: Like you
were about to be if you didn’t open the damn door, you idiot.
Joe: Wait, if you
knew the door was open, why didn’t you open it and leave on your own?
Benji: Well, I
was wearing my mother’s outfit, don’t ask, and I couldn’t get it over my head
correctly. So I couldn’t see the doorknob.
[Joe and John
realize that Benji is standing there in curlers with a rolling pin in his hand]
John: I’m not
going to ask.
Benji: Good, I
said don’t ask.
Joe: I will! Why
are you in that outfit?
Benji: Well…[he
closes the door in their face as smoke continues to billow inside…he coughs]
Scene Ten:
“NO!!! Not You Too!”
Location: The Penthouse
Characters: The Gang
[a cat enters
the gang’s penthouse and the gang surround him]
Katie: Man, we
sure are condescending.
Joe: We’re not
dripping water all over the place.
Katie: I said
condescending, not condensating.
Joe: I knew
that.
James: The first
moon of Jupiter is…
Katie: Will you
shut up with that, you’ve been going on for hours about the first moon of
Jupiter, without even telling us what the first moon of Jupiter is!
Joe: Anyway,
back on topic; why are we surrounding this cat all menacingly.
John: He stole
my hat.
Joe: You’re
wearing your hat.
John: Well, I
got it back, did you think our level of humor is that low?
Joe: I guess
not.
Katie: I’m
great.
James: We know,
anyway, why don’t you just get off yourself.
Katie: Why don’t
you be not great, oh wait, you’re already not great!
James: Low blow.
John: You’re
just being a real pain.
Katie: Pain of
greatness!
Joe: So, what
did the cat really do?
John: Took my
hat!
Katie: He’s got
drugs, I think!
James: Funny, where
do you think he got drugs from?
[ Joe has
disappeared]
John: Joe, where
do you think, hey where did he go?
James: Probably
went to save a something, like a puppy in Venezuela.
Katie: You know
they don’t have puppies in Venezuela, idiot!
James: Sorry, I
forgot.
John: Do you
think Joe had anything to do with the drugs?
Katie: Will you
stop putting the conversation back on topic, we’re trying to go off on tangents
here.
James: But
seriously, do you think Joe had anything to do with the drugs?
John: That’s
what I just asked.
James: I know, I
was repeating you for dramatic emphasis.
Joe [yelling
from across town]: Can’t hear you, too far away.
John: You just
answered me!
Joe: No I
didn’t.
John: You did it
again.
[Joe makes a
static noise]
Katie: Sounds
like my cell phone, in my car.
James: You don’t
have a cell phone or a car.
[Katie also
makes static noise]
James: What
about the cat?
John: The cat
just left.
James: The cat’s
going straight, because he thinks we’re on drugs, and he doesn’t want to end up
like us.
John: SCORE!
[John makes the
sound of a goal siren and now three idiots are making noise]
James: Look at
the people I surround myself with. Luckily I don’t hold grudges.
COMMERCIAL
Scene Eleven:
”It Happened on a Friday…Saturday…Well, Some Day”
Location: The Penthouse
Characters: The Gang
[The Gang is
sitting on their chairs again, this time indoors]
Joe:
Indubitably.
[a car crashes
through the penthouse wall]
John: What the
hell?
Driver: Sorry,
just following the fireplace.
James: Anyway,
what ever happened to that whacked out cat of Benji’s?
Katie: Does
anyone actually realize there’s a car through the penthouse wall.
Joe:
Technicality.
Katie: No,
actually it’s a Subaru.
Joe: Smart ass.
John: I guess
we’ll never know what happened to the cat.
[a knock at the door]
James: I’ll get
it.
[a cat is at the
door dressed in a suit and holding a little briefcase]
James: Way to be
wrong John.
John: Shut up!
[the cat opens
the briefcase to reveal garbage]
Katie: Look at
that, he’s a little salesman! How cute!
Joe: I’ll buy
everything you have in there!
John: Pace
yourself Joe.
Joe: Fine, I’ll
take that half eaten orange, and that piece of paper.
Cat: Meow
[Subtitle: SOLD].
Joe: You drive a
hard bargain, but I’ll do it.
[the cat stares
and makes hand gestures]
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