README3--The Gang Goes Through the List of Every Street Name in
Dayboqrx
Rather than just
giving this a nice and normal title, I’ve decided to give it an annoying title
like each episode has and put “The Gang…” in it, despite the fact that this
obviously has absolutely nothing to do with any of the characters in the show.
This is the list of
every street name that exists in Dayboqrx City. Naming the streets is quite the daunting task because, well,
there are 645 named streets in the three boroughs of the city. Thank God 558 of them (or 86.51%) go in
order by numbers in East Dayboqrx and Dayboqrx City. That leaves just 87 streets for naming…so hear goes:
DAYBOQRX CITY:
Streets run from the southwest to the northeast (because of the
tiltedness of Dayboqrx Island). They
start at 1st street in Uptown Dayboqrx, and end at 326th
street in downtown Dayboqrx. Why the
numbers go up as you travel downtown is just one of those Dayboqrx mysteries,
so don’t question it.
Avenues are classified as both major and minor. Minor avenues come between each major avenue
and go by number. Major avenues have
actual names, so here they go, in order from west to east.
West Avenue
First Avenue
Electric Avenue
Second Avenue
Columbus Avenue
Third Avenue
Pushor Avenue
Fourth Avenue
Hell Avenue
Fifth Avenue
Parque Avenue
Sixth Avenue
Fashion Avenue
Seventh Avenue
Dayboqrx Avenue
Eighth Avenue
Ninth Avenue
Model Avenue
Tenth Avenue
East Avenue
Pier Avenue
(Well, there’s 22
of the 87!)
Pushor Avenue is in bold type because of its
importance and relevance to the show, the penthouse can be found along Pushor
Avenue between 75th and 78th Streets. Second most important is Tragedy Avenue, as
Dayboqrx University can be found there, the main office building being at the
corner of Tragedy and 213th St.
NORTH DAYBOQRX:
Streets in North Dayboqrx are actually given names, because there are
only 19 of them, not enough to get numbered.
Overlook Street
North Street
Coop Street
Myre Street
Elm Street
Oak Street
Hickory Street
Birch Street
Confucius Street
Confusion Street
Death Street
Central Street
Normal Street
Abnormal Street
Brown Street
Green Street
Blue Street
Yellow Street
Xrn7 Street
(pronounced zern-seven)
(19 more down, 46
more to go)
Avenues in North Dayboqrx are ordered alphabetically, A-M. They are named after obscure elements in the
periodic table. However, lacking a good
F element, or any J element for that matter, the system sorta breaks down at
these streets. After M is a list of 15
avenues named for famous scientists.
You may think this area, called Science City, would be the intellectual
capital of the entire city, but in fact, it has the lowest average IQ among all
Dayboqrx neighborhoods. Which just goes
to show you, DAYBOQRX IS BACKWARDS!
Antimony Avenue
Beryllium Avenue
Cadmium Avenue
Dysprosium Avenue
Erbium Avenue
Funnium Avenue
Gallium Avenue
Hafnium Avenue
Indium Avenue
Cinnamon Avenue
Krypton Avenue
Lutetium Avenue
Manganese Avenue
Bohr Avenue
Copernicus Avenue
Darwin Avenue
Doppler Avenue
Einstein Avenue
Fermi Avenue
Galileo Avenue
Hahn Avenue
Heisenberg Avenue
Kepler Avenue
Lagrange Avenue
Meitner Avenue
Newton Avenue
Planck Avenue
Tesla Avenue
(There’s 28 more,
the magic number is down to 18!)
EAST DAYBOQRX:
Streets run in an east to west direction, going from 1st
Street in the very northernmost point of the borough to 232nd Street
in the very southernmost point.
Avenues are not named like anything else above. Back in spring of 2003 (oh how long ago that
was), the writing staff was hard at work completing the names of every street
in the city, when it struck them that in most places, streets and avenues are
named after people. Rather just going
at random picking people to have streets named after, we decided to allow
people to volunteer to get their own street in East Dayboqrx. The operation went over with surprisingly
overwhelming success, for a little while anyway. Then, we couldn’t get anymore people to get any, so desperate
measures were taken. Therefore, if you
happen to recognize the last names of some of the people referenced by avenues
in East Dayboqrx, there is a good chance that it’s them (unless of course you
know for a fact that the person does not know us, in which case it’s a
coincidence).
Mac
Avenue
Carl
Avenue
Grillot
Avenue
Galloh
Avenue
Fougere
Avenue
Palazzo
Avenue
Hallman Avenue
Jeffers Avenue
Martinez Avenue
Larsson
Avenue
Ravalese
Avenue
Stoy
Avenue
Sirolly
Avenue
Parmerter
Avenue
Pfefferkorn Avenue
Zdichowski
Avenue
Shaw
Avenue
(That’s 17 more to
the total, giving us a total sum of 86…but wait, I thought there were 87…)
Also running
through East Dayboqrx is the most widely traveled route in the city, Asham
Boulevard. One of the three major
routes that meet at the Connection, Asham Boulevard is semi-often referenced in
the show, but only when the gang travels to East Dayboqrx or get on the 8
train. That’s about it.
(And that’s 87!!!
Aren’t you proud that we were able to name all of those, I am!)
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