Rudyard Kipling
From the unreleased Hastily Cobbled Together for A Fast Buck album.
Written by Michael Palin, Terry Jones, and John du Prez.
Sung by Michael Palin, Terry Jones, and Terry Gilliam.
Okay man, here we go, hold that, hold that for me baby, hold that now. Here we go. Here we go.
Rudyard, Rudyard Kipling
Why do you look so sad?
I know it's rather a silly name
But it's really not that bad.
Rudyard, Rudyard!
Would you rather have been Willoughby? Look at this guy, huh?
Or Eustace, Keith or Ken?
Honey? - My papa. You like poetry? - Yeah, yeah, I like ...
Dennish, Andrew, Tristram
Dudley, Lloyd or Ben
Get my hands around some poetry. Tits aren't that hot.
Rudyard, oh Rudyard
I wish I knew You wish you knew, honey, you wish you knew
Were you happy being you?
Or would you rather have been Lou? Come on baby - Oh!
Rudyard, Rudyard Kipling
Why do wear that frown?
You could have been called Cyril
And your surname could be Brown.
Rudyard, Rudyard!
Rudyard! Come on, let's go to the back of the truck honey, come on ...
Is this proper dress
I can't imagine the jungle book
Come on, back in the box, all right
By Ronnie, or by Vic This is very nice
Or Kim, or Papkoo Bookins-Hill, by Cindy Lou, Raoul Duke, or Mick
honey, you ever seen one like this?
Rudyard, it had to be My other one's in the shop...
Rudyard, you are What is that?
Rudyard, I wish I knew
It's you honey, got your number here, come on
Did it really make you cross?
Not there
Who's this guy?
Rudyard, Rudyard Kipling Yes, he's rather lovely
Why do wear that frown? A bit left of centre, his name's Ted
You could have been called Cyril He's a guy!
And your surname could be Brown.
Oh no, please, oh no, please ...
Rudyard Rudyaaaaaaaaard .... Ooooh
Ooooh! Oooh!
Oh, come on honey, there could be sandwiches in there!
