If I Didn't Have You
From The Magic Sword
Performed by Don Rickles and Eric Idle.
Written by Carole Bayer Sager and David Foster
IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOU I COULD DO A LOT OF THINGS...
I'd be rocking with the dino's,
Swinging with the Rhino's,
I'd re-dragonise this tape in a minute!
"Cornwall" they would sing,
'Cos I would be the dragon King,
I would love this World without you in it!
If I didn't have you...
IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ME?!
If I didn't have you.
WELL HOW ABOUT IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOU?
Oh what I could be,
If there was only me,
Oh what I'd do if I didn't have you!
(Kayleigh)Stop bickering and get your act together!
DID SOMEONE SAY ACT?! I CAN ACT!
If only I had seperate parts,
My career would be the Arts,
I'd be the star of Camelot!
You'd be the half that the whole forgot...
If I didn't have you,
I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY
If I didn't have you!
OH, WAIT. YOU'D BE DEAD!
Oh, what I could be,
If there was only me,
Oh what I'd do if I didn't have you,
Oh what I'd do if I didn't have you.
TRAPPED! AH! TRAPPED!
STUCK HERE WITH YOU FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARS!
OH DEAR, IT'S LEARNT TO COUNT!
IF I'D HAVE GOT ME A GOOD LAWYER, I WOULD HAVE SPLIT FOUR HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
NOW, LISTEN HERE PAL, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE INSULTED!
OH? WHERE DO YOU USUALLY GO?
I'd be a fire breathing lizard,
I'd be one high flying wizard!
You'd be nothing without me,
You'd be extinct, you'd cease to be!
I'm so tired of your nagging,
And I'm so tired of your bragging,
Without me, you'd have no brain...
...With which to think!
(First two verses sang together in a "duet")
If I didn't have you,
If I didn't have you,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
THIS WAY, LET ME LEAD!
NO, THIS WAY, TWINKLE TOES!
Life would be so sweet,
If these were both my feet,
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you,(Carpenters style "I got you Babe)
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
(Elvis)Well, if I didn't...
If I didn't...
Have you, you, you, you, you!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DEVON HAS KNOW LEFT THE BUILDING...
YOU'VE NEVER SUNG BEFORE, HAVE YOU?
