The Pussy Song
From Eric Idle's Liverdance stage show.
By Eric Idle.
Sung by Eric Idle.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a pussy?
Isn't it fightfully good to have a clit?
It's swell to have a snapper
It's divine to own a snatch
From the thinnest little beaver
To the world's biggest thatch.
So three cheers for your pewter or vagina
Hooray for your golden pouch of God
Your camel-toe, your bearded clown
Your luter or your twat
You can shave it into shapes
Or you can wear it like a hat
But don't let a man come near it, of that's the end of that
They won't come back.
Thankyee all....
