Memorable Quotes
The quotes that made you laugh, cry, and say
ugh
Episode
1 & 2: The Phantom Beth & Attack of the Wicks
Belou on the
age of her child: "My kid is six months years old."
Mike L.
discussing how he's not afraid of being voted off because: "Beth sucks
ass."
Jisela while she was waiting for the Road Rules inner circle
verdict: "I feel as weak as a Real Worlder!"
Piggy on
Chadwick and Holly M. constantly making out: "Read a book, ya know?"
Mike M. on
competition with the Road Rulers: "I just want to break their heads off
and shove them down their asses."
Episode
3: H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, Please, Just Say Hell
Josh
commenting of the size of the waves: "Dude those things are big."
Belou on
Chadwick's comment of not watching her child: "Are you trying to tell me
that I'm not a good mudda?"
Chris while
playing scrabble: "When Mike put down the word sh*thead I was going to shizle in my
nizzle but then I just went all down with the
VA."
Episode
4: Stephen, Private Eye
Chris on the
fake alliance: "In the end your actions will be rewarded."
Josh on
Chadwick and Piggy being voted off: "Not only is it ironic, but I feel as if it’s poetic justice."
Episode
5: Death of the Wick's
Adam on
Stephen elbowing Jisela: "If I have the chance
to go head to head with Stephen I'm gonna break his legs out."
Episode
6: Return of the Hypocrites or How I Learned to Stop Being a Selfish Bitch and
to Share the Big Guy
Theo on
having to vote somebody off: "I didn't show up here to make sand
castles."
Episode 7: And Then
There Were 4
Theo after
making a basket: “Do I look like three 7’s in a row cuz I’m one lucky mother.”
Mike L.
talking the IC into voting him off: “I have golf plans this Saturday and
Sunday…that means sushi and lot’s of sex.”
Episode 8:
Theo on Becky’s
comment on throwing up: “Ew, get to the toilet!”
Mike’s new
alter ego: “Now I’m Karate Mike!”
Theo on Emily’s
diherea: “Poopy poop.”
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