["The Crown" by Ja Rule blasts over the PA system. Schizo makes his way out with the one of the tag team titles around his waist. He plays to the crowd for awhile, and then enters the ring. He then goes to the turnbuckle and poses. He finally grabs the microphone and begins...]

Schizo: You know what I'm out here for, so I'll get straight to it. I have a shot to propel myself to the number one contendership to the world title. And if I get a shot, why not take it, eh? That's my little Canadian impression, don't mind that. Anyway...I got two opponents to worry about, so I won't waste their time, your time, my energy on talking about this title over my shoulder, or the matches in the past, I'll just talk about my opponents. The first of the two opponents I want to talk about is Johnny Jacobsen. Jacobsen...you come here, and proclaim yourself a star. You lost the World Title, and now you get a chance to redeem yourself. Well, the only problem is, I'm in your way. There are plenty of differences between me and you. You call yourself star. I don't name myself anything. I don't give myself nicknames. I earn nicknames. I create adjectives. People watch my matches and they make nicknames for me. I heard savior as a nickname. But I didn't like that too much. It disrespected everyone that came before me. I'm not here as a savior. I'm here to etch my name into ICW history. I've heard people creating adjectives when they see me. Did you see that razzmatazz move by Schizo...I've heard them all. I've heard adjectives created by my opponents. I remember when I slapped on the sharpshooter on Big Al Stud, I could've sworn he said, holy dameejo....dameejo? I guess he wanted to make up words. But that's the kind of guy I am. I don't name myself things. I've heard so many people call me king. That's where I get these from. Now you calling yourself star. Maybe your little special schooled friends call you that, but they don't actually count in society now do they? You keep talking about my promos like you wish they were yours. Yea, I usually come out the gate strong...and I've been slacking, but a slacking Schizo is better than a Jacobsen any time. I'm gonna put Johnny on the spot...so to speak...and I don't mean I'm gonna make him crap...well, I might make him do that too. But Johnny....let's get serious. I'm the type of guy to step up during big time matches. And one day, you and me will step into the ring one-on-one without crap other guys stepping in ruining my assault on you. And that's the day you'll see me reak havoc. See, Jacobsen, I have a title right now, you don't. So it's nice that you still have the confidence and all that crap...but you being on my level is ridiculous. I'm gonna have to create some adjectives for you too. Mr. Special is one. Not because you have special skills or talent in the ring. Not because you're amazing or anything like that. Not because I think you actually have the skill to beat me. But it's because you ride the yellow vans to school. You get special stickers for answering a correct answer. You get a special education Johnny. You are truly special. Me on the other hand...I'm amazing. People don't call me king for no reason. You talk about promos like it's the only thing that matters. You could be called promo man. No, not cause you have amazing promos. No...not because you put out promos that blow anyone away. It's because in the ring, you're nothing. You spend all your time working on your boring, monotonous promos, that you suck in the ring. Maybe you should try improving your in-ring skill? Ever thought of getting in the ring and training, rather than wacking off, err...I mean blabbering your mouth? Don't be stupid, you idiot...you can call me Pokemon master, but you being the pokemon...you should know that I own you. I gotta catch em all, right? And you're a guy that I have caught. You trying to talk your way out of this one. That won't work. You gotta fight your way out. And we all know you fight like a girl. I mean, that's the only reason you have some victories under your belt. It's because some people here in ICW are gentlmen...they don't hit girls...but I've seen you go in the men's bathroom Jacobsen. So that means it's a free for all. That means I'm gonna attack you...I'm gonna fight you as if you were a guy. And that means a loss for you...good luck on your adventure in the future...but you might as well forget about this upcoming match on Friday. The only way you could win this is if you and Ace have some kind of collusion. Two against one...then you might have a chance. But if you're not smart enough to do that, then go ahead, and go back to your special friends. They'll console you...give you scratch and sniff stickers, so you could actually smell good. Bad idea on thinking I wouldn't show up Johnny. I'm here, that's what you wanted. And I'll give you something else...a loss.

And now I get to smack talk the guy who defeated me once already. Ace. Former US Champion. That proves that you weren't a worthy champion Ace. I held that title for about 28 days or so. You held that title until you had your next match. I know you have talent...I've underestimated you once...I don't plan on doing it again. But this time the stakes are raised. It's high stakes...so to speak...even though that PPV is long gone. But you come out and you say that I dont' want to run a marathon with you. I get what you're saying Ace. I could go toe to toe with you Ace. Don't ever expect me to try cutting corners, and slipping in, cut promos left and right at the deadline...the time of the Friday Night Riot card...the time when the fireworks go off, crowd goes wild, the cameras start recording, and everyone gets ready for action. I don't cut corners, you should know better than to accuse me of that. I'm the first guy usually out of the gate, when the card is up. I assault my opponents verbally as well as physically. Of course this week has been a little off. I was chillin at home, watching some TV...basketball games...I got lazy. That's all it was. I didn't feel the need to trash talk you. But then I realized what I was doing. I was letting go of an opportunity at more gold. Of course, you said not to talk about my tag title victory, it's a whole new ballgame. And you are correct. So I won't specifically mention the tag titles, but I do have gold right now, and you're precious US title is gone. What I do have a bone to pick with you about is that you say I want the World Title shot even when I don't say it. What are you talking about? Everyone wants a world title shot. You say you know my "kind"? I don't fit any mold of wrestlers Ace. You can't just say I'm just like everyone else, cause I'm not. I'm a different breed of wrestler. I'm a new breed. You tell me about my career....I don't understand the real reason of doing that. Yes, I came in, won a couple matches...yes, people starting giving me my nicknames, I took them to heart, and put them in my brain. My head swelled...and it hasn't deflated yet. I still know I'm great...I still know that I'm amazing. I'm still a king man. I'm still atop the throne. I took a little leave to go handle some business with other kings...but that's about it. I'm back...but with my crown. And there ain't nothing you can do about it. You say I got lucky, winning my US Title match? Stroke of genious by you I must say. Wasn't that exactly what I said to you? I beat Big Al Stud....that certainly wasn't a lucky victory Ace. You might want to brush up on your history. If it was my decision Ace...I would wait to get my World Title shot. I still have business with scrubs down here in the lower level. I still want to get back my US Title...and solidify my position. But see, guys like me...we are pushed, because there aren't many guys like me around. The staff, the fans...they all want to see me pushed to the World Title rankings. See, just because guys like you...just because you weren't pushed to the World Title rankings early in your career doesn't mean guys like me can't be pushed. I apologize to you for being so good in advance. I wish you luck in our match. But I got this on lock.

[Schizo drops the microphone and starts posing. Then he leaves the ringside area...]