Angel Misc. Character Quotes
Harry: One word, Francis. Just one word and I'll eat *your* brains.
Ethros: Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is? Nothing.
Lindsey: I hate failure when there's no one else to blame it on.
Spike: Marcus is an expert. Some say artist, but I've never been comfortable with labels. He's a bloody king of torture, he is. Humans, demons, politicians, makes no difference. Some say he invented several of the Classics, but he won't tell me which ones. Beneath the cool exterior, you'll find he is rather shy.
Spike: Son of a bitch! I do the work, I do the digging, fight off a Slayer, drive to LA, fire the help, and what do I get? ROYALLY SCREWWED, is what! Well that cinches it. No more partners. From now on I'm my own man. A lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out, here comes Spike! The baddest mother… (a beam of sunlight from one of the bullet holes hits the back of his head and his hair ignites) Ahh! (he ducks and puts his hair out with his hands) I really hope they kill each other.
Oz: He's very pale. Paler than most people.
Brother: You brought a vampire to my brother's bachelor party?
Faith: I feel it's kind of my duty to tell you that if you'd been a better Watcher, I would have been a more positive role model.
Faith: Face it, Wesley, you really were a jerk. Always walking around like you had some great big stake rammed up your English Channel.
David: I've always said that I could make a billion dollars in the software and learn to talk to girls. I'm... still working on step two.
Female Oracle: I can't stay long. I've been dead a while. So far, I don't like it.
Lindsey: You know just when I think I've got you figured out you show up in a suit.
Darla: There was a time, in the early years, when you would have said I was the definition of bliss. Buffy wasn't happiness, she was just new.
Darla: You see, no matter how good a boy you are, God doesn't want you. But I still do.
Jeakins: I trust Claire, but I found this receipt from the Franklin Hotel, weekend before last, when she was supposed to be in the Trifid Nebula.
T'ish Magev: How many warriors slated for the coming apocalypse do you think are going to be using that hair gel? Don't get me wrong. You're out there, fighting the ultimate evil; you're going to want something with hold.
Darla: All right, then let's be animals. At least for tonight. Unless of course, you're tired.
Darla: Dru honey, in our new digs, we have to put in a people celler.
Darla: See Lindsey, during my stint as Wolfram and Hart's puppet, something occurred to me. I loathe being used. If I recall, I sent you a fifteen body memo to that effect.
Darla: I spent two hundred and fifty years without Angel. You think just because I went through a little human phase, I'd go all gooey?
Darla: If you think you have what it takes to join us, auditions are tonight, here, at this address. Winners will have the opportunity to foment mass destruction; losers will be gutted and left for dead. Have a nice night.
Drusilla: We could have a thousand soldiers and still he'll come. Galloping, galloping, still he'll come.
Darla: For God's sake, can't a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved?
Val: Look, I like the theory of freezing time as much as the next Star Trek nerd...
Virginia: You guys must be so excited, in that really dry suicidal way.
Holland: See, if there wasn't evil in every single one of them out there, why they wouldn't be people, they'd all be angels.
Lilah: Stake the bitch!
Lilah: I dug up everything I could find on the last seventy-five year review. It's all in there. Makes the Christmas purge of '68 look like fun old times. Nearly half of mid-management was sacked. And Lindsey, they used real sacks.
Lilah: I heard, Henderson actually pulled her first born out of company day care and offered it up too. Brown-noser! My mother was right, I should've had children.
Darla: That's right Angelus, go toward the bleeding mortal, cause that's smart.
Darla: Well, you can get you little gang of supernatural detectives to find out what the hell is happening to me and how to stop it.
Darla: I haven't had blood in almost a day, and your devil spawn is trying to rip its way out of my body. How do you think I'm doing?
Sahjhan: Once again: gender - not species. I should have said 'minions.' Have you seen Grappler demons fight? Not the sharpest pencils in the box, but merciless in battle. Okay, guys! Over here! Time to meet the new Jefe. And Flarmar, leave the head in the ring, okay?
Sahjhan: See? This is why I didn't mention it. So Angel has a soul. Big whoop! So did Attila the Hun! Not to mention a heart as big as all outdoors when it came to gift giving. He is still a vampire! Angel, not Attila.
Darla: That's why this is happening. His family, his children... what that must have been like for him. Doesn't seem so funny now, does it?
Darla: No. No, I don't think so. Once he's gone, I won't be okay. I won't be okay at all. I don't know what I'll be. Angel... Our baby is gonna die right here in this alley. You died in an alley, remember?
Darla: This child Angel, it's the one good thing we ever did together. The only good thing. You make sure to tell him that.
Sahjhan: You know, my barber has the same problem with his scissors - hence the bad haircut. Love the whole chained, un-dead look you got going on. Really sets off your fern.
Lilah: Like a cat. Can't hear you. But I'm starting to feel you when you're near. Isn't that nice and creepy? How'd you find me?
Sahjhan: Really? You and me, buddy cop summer release? We iron out our wacky differences and bond? Don't think so.
Sahjhan: No, that, I'm telling the truth about. Whole universe could go kaplooie. Bad for me, bad for America.
Groo: Hail to you, potential client. How may I be of service?
Groo: It has vanished. Like the glass eels of the Krag Swamps in UxenBlarg. Just making an observation.
Lilah: Right. The worst spot in hell is reserved for those who betray. So, don't pretend you're too good to work for us.
Lilah: I thought the "come alone" part was a particularly ironic touch. I mean -- how else would you come?
Linwood: Tie me up, threaten me with sharp objects, but don't let me go. Chowder head!
Lilah: So your former boss has a soul and you're losing yours. Why, you're just new all over aren't ya?
Doctor: (after shaking hands with Angel) And they bitch about *my* cold hands.
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