Buffy Quotes
Buffy: Well, that works out great. You won't tell anyone that I'm the Slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron.
Buffy: Mom, dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy: Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?
Buffy: Cool! Crossbow! Check out these babies. Goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality.
Buffy: I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every person on the face of the Earth to do it.
Buffy: Okay, that was too close for comfort. Not that slaying is ever comfy, but... you know what I mean.
Buffy: I don't play well with others.
Buffy: I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were.
Buffy: We saved the world. I say we have to party.
Buffy: I didn't say that I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not gonna get way extracurricular with it.
Buffy: I gotta stop him before he unleashes unholy havoc and it's just another Tuesday night in Sunnydale.
Buffy: Are you crazy? You just don't sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk, you stomp, or... yodel.
Buffy: Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it, this is never good.
Buffy: God! I am so mentally challenged!
Buffy: Love makes you do the wacky.
Buffy: People to see, demons to kill.
Buffy: You know, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and thought, "Hey, what's with all the sin." I need to change. I'm dirty, I'm bad with the sex, and the envy, and the loud music us kids listen to nowadays. Oh, I just suck at undercover.
Buffy: You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?
Buffy: When Giles sends me on a mission, he says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie.
Buffy: When the apocalypse comes... beep me.
Buffy: You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!
Buffy: I didn't say you were stupid! So…stop being an idiot and let me fix this!
Buffy: You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one. (they look at her) Q from Bond, not Star Trek.
Buffy: I lost a friend tonight and I may lose more! The whole world may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?! Let me take this opportunity to NOT care!
Buffy: Do---do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or... God, even studying! But I have to save the world. Again.
Buffy: No. No, those weren't vampires. Those were just... guys in thunder need of a facial. Or maybe they had rabies? It could've been rabies. And that guy turning to dust? Just a trick of light.
Buffy: But who am I kidding? Dates are things normal girls have. Girls who have time to think about nail polish and facials. You know what I think about? Ambush tactics. Beheading. Not exactly the stuff dreams are made of.
Buffy: Why go to all the trouble to dig up three girls only to chop them up and throw them away? It doesn't make any sense. Especially from a time management standpoint.
Buffy: You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine.
Buffy: Could you contemplate getting over yourself for a second? There's no 'us'. Look, Angel, I'm sorry if I was supposed to spend the summer mooning over you, but I didn't. I moved on. To the living.
Buffy: Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.
Buffy: Oh. That's okay, um... I-I figured there were all sorts of things vampires couldn't do. You know, like work for the Telephone Company, or volunteer for the Red Cross, or... have little vampires.
Buffy: Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, ok? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm.
Buffy: Impulsive? Do you remember my ex-boyfriend, the vampire? I slept with him, he lost his soul, now my boyfriend's gone forever, and the demon that wears his face is killing my friends. The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.
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