Giles Quotes
Giles: Since Angel lost his soul, he's regained his sense of whimsy.
Giles: What ever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved.
Giles: Recording a bat-sonar is something soothingly kin to having one's teeth drilled.
Giles: Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him.
Giles: I don't care what time it is, unlock his cell, unstrap him, and bring him to the phone!
Giles: Let me be sure I have this right - this witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells... so that she can become a *cheerleader*?
Giles: You're not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you?
Giles: That was hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make... That wasn't quite as comforting as it was meant to be.
Giles: Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires, and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!
Giles: Things involving the computer fill me with a childlike terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be more in my element.
Giles: You were right, all along, about everything.... Well, no, you weren't right about your mother coming back as a pekinese.
Giles: I had very definite plans about my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or possibly a grocer.
Giles: Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'Let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles: I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the Twelfth Century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Giles: You're *my* Slayer. Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.
Giles: This is completely unprecedented. I'm quite flumuxed.
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