Gunn Quotes
Gunn: I don't need advice from some middle class white dude that's dead!
Gunn: Woo hoo!! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe 'em. But damn, here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca.
Gunn: OW! Did you just step on my foot? (The nearest guard is still at least 6 feet away from him) Is that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assaulting me up in this haven of justice? Somebody get me a lawyer because my civil rights have seriously been violated. Oh, I get it, I get it. You all can cater to the demon, cater to the dead man, but what about the black man!
Gunn: You've done God's work here. If God was a bus boy, he'd look just like you, Jesus.
Gunn: Thanks for the help, always enhances a guys rep when some skinny white beauty queen comes to his rescue in front of his crew.
Gunn: You know, I gotta tell you, you are one high maintenance chick.
Gunn: I ain't buying' none of this Dionne Warwick crap.
Gunn: OH, you are NOT paying me enough for this!
Gunn: See. What?! That's the plan? Walking real quick was the plan?
Gunn: Wait, are you saying, … is he gonna sing? Oh God, is Angel gonna sing?
Gunn: When are they gonna start making some pretty demons?
Gunn: If I had to listen to you two, day in, day out, snipe, snipe snipe, bitch, bitch, bitch... I figure ya'll got off easy, 'cause I would have killed you.
Gunn: Okay, everyone parked within ten blocks has a flyer on their windshield. We just slightly irritated almost a hundred people.
Gunn: Just so we're on the same page, when we find this vampire cult, we are gonna kill 'em, right?
Gunn: True. Who's got time for love when you're out there doin' it with the demons? Didn't that come out sad and wrong. I need to get out more.
Gunn: Alright, here we go. Next time we're hitting the last place first.
Gunn: All right, you got 30 seconds to show me your work order 'fore I start doin' some exterminatin' my damn self.
Gunn: Damn. Grandma and grandpa got game.
Gunn: And he tracked her down through an unaddressed envelope? We could do that.
Gunn: We should get a demony doctor in here. You know, someone who understands how her vampire girl parts work. You know what I'm saying.
Gunn: This is not Mahta Hari. This is tutu's, and the guys with their big-ass packages jumping up and down...this is just...I will never trust you again. The trust is gone.
Gunn: That would also explain the precision, and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps...You know, I was cool before I met y'all.
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