Willow Quotes
Willow: I'm a bloodsucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.
Willow: I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. No, not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?
Willow: No, no, no. See, Xander's... I like his head. It's where you find his eyes and his hair and his adorable smile.
Willow: It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die... and oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now.
Willow: I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?
Willow: You're the Slayer and we're, like, the Slayerettes.
Willow: Just sitting here watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh, look, a cockroach. *stomp*
Willow: We can't run, that would be wrong. Could we hide?
Willow: Uh, Angel, if I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?
Willow: Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
Willow: Wow! He hardly talks to anyone. He's solitary, mysterious... He can brood for forty minutes straight, I've clocked him.
Willow: You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, 'Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?' We've been through this.
Willow: So Angel is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of one to ten, ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and one being someone who's not.
Willow: You think I wanna go to the dance with you and watch you wish you were at the dance with her? You think that's my idea of highjinx? You should know better.
Willow: No, no, no, no. No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms.
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