Name: | George Costanza |
Actor: | Jason Alexander |
Profession: | New York Yankees, toy products, industrial smoothing, and real estate. |
Famous Quote: | "A George divided cannot survive." |
Is George Costanza really George Costanza? Well that's not what he likes to think. George Costanza likes to go by the name Art Vandalay. Art Vandalay is an architect, the job that George always wished he could have. Ever since the first episode the name Art Vandalay has come up. When you think of George you don't think of a regular human being. You think of a sick, twisted individual that will lie and cheat to get whatever he needs. For example, lieing about being handycapped so that he can be treated better and get the use of his own private bathroom. What a classy individual. George has never been too successful with the ladies unless he does the exact opposite of whatever his conscience is telling him to do. However, he was engaged to Susan. She tragically died when licking poisinous envelopes. Instead of finding this sad, George was rejoicing because he didn't have to marry her after all. Although George is one sick freak that doesn't mean he isn't funny. His rampages just never stop and he can get mad at the stupidest things. This is why he is my favorite character on the show.