Full Name: Homer Jay Simpson
Age: 39
Height: 6 Ft
Weight: Around 250lbs
Favourite Word: D'oh!
Occupation: Safety Inspector in Sector 7G for the SNPP
Favourite Store: Kwik-E-Mart
Favourite Foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds, Burgers, pork, meatloaf, steak
Favourite Beverage: Duff Beer
Local Hangout: Moes Tavern
Least Favourite Beverage: Mountain Dew
Near Death Experiences: Suffered several heart attacks, sent to hospital for exploding beer can, been in several meltdowns, tried to fight Drederick Tatum, almost drank Sulfuric Acid.


Full Name: Margerie Simpson (Bouvier)
Age: 34
Hair Colour: Blue #56
Shoe Size: 13AA
Criminal Record: Caught Shoplifting
Favourite Singer: Tom Jones
Things Found In Hair: Snowball, Maggie, Christmas Money
Favourite Vegetable: Potatoes, because they are 'neat'.
Secret: Has webbed feet


Full Name: Bartholemew J. Simpson
Age: 10
Also Known As: El Barto, the graffiti artist of Springfield
Idol: Krusty The Clown
Favourite TV Show: The Itchy & Scratchy Show
Famous For: Saying 'I Didn't Do It', discovered a comet, found Blinky the 3 Eyed fish, Saving Krusty from going to Jail, Being Co-Anchor on Kidz Newz, and having the Barts People specials
Enemy: Sideshow Bob

See Barts blackboard sayings here


Full Name: Lisa Simpson
Age: 8
Nickname: Lis'
Idols: Bleeding Gums Murphey, Mr Dewy Largo
Musical Instrument: Saxophone
First Word: "Bart"
Addictions: The 'Corey' Hotline, Truckers 'Stay Awake Tablets'
Obsession: Ponys
Wanted Occupation: Musician
Ex-Boyfriend: Nelson
Secret: Once threw up on the dentist


Full Name: Margeret Simpson
Age: 1
Greatest Possesion: Her Pacifier
Price: (according to supermarket scanner) $847.63
Unknown Intelligence: She can drive a car, saved the babies pacifiers at the daycare center, untied Bart and Lisa after the babysitter bandit tied them there, Can spell out E=MC2 with blocks, write Maggie Simpson on her Etch-A-Scetch, caught a beer bottle at Hockey match, Maggie shot Mr. Burns
First Word: "Daddy"
Secret: Drinks from the dog water dish