KEL
OPINION:
WHAT IS THERE TO SAY ABOUT POOR OL' KEL? HE SURE DIDN'T LAST LONG SO I CAN'T FORM AN OPINION ABOUT HIM. I MISSED THE WHOLE BEEF JERKY INCIDENT BUT I KNOW JERRI SET HIM UP ON THAT ONE. BUT I HEARD THERE REALLY WAS JERKY IN HIS BAG. HE DIDN'T GET MUCH SPOTLIGHT BEFORE THAT SO I GUESS HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED, PROVIDED HE REALLY DID HAVE JERKY.
FACT:
THE WORDS "ARMY" AND "INTELLIGENCE" JUST DON'T GO TOGETHER IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
PREDICTION:
WELL I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS GOING TO GO OUT SO EARLY. HE MAY HAVE LASTED LONGER IF JERRI HADN'T SET HIM UP. I DID NOT MAKE ANY PREDICTIONS ABOUT HIM THE FIRST SHOW. IF I HAD SEEN THAT EPISODE, I MAY HAVE SAID HE WAS OUT.
