This
fanfic and future TYR “If You Give...” stories are based on the children’s
book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, by Laura Joffe Numeroff. No infringement
was intentional. This is strictly fan fiction and intended to be
enjoyed as such. If you haven’t read the story, go out and get it.
It’s darling! And this story will make a little more sense too.
If you give
Cody a cookie, he’ll ask Rachel for a mug of milk.
When Rachel
gives him the mug, it’s only half full.
Complaining
it’s only half full, he’ll ask Rachel to fill it all the way.
Then she’ll
remind him that he’s the one who didn’t milk the cow.
When Cody
grumbles, he realized that if he wants milk he has to do his chores.
So he decides
milk’s not that important and asks to be excused.
When he
goes outside he’s “died and gone to Heaven.” Abigail McPherson approaches
the station as Teaspoon commands him, “There’s a fence post needin’ mendin’.”
Cody gets
carried away on his mending in order to spend some time with Abigail.
When he’s
done, Abigail’s gone so he’ll probably want to take a nap.
So he’ll
go into the bunkhouse, fluff his pillow, and pat his mattress.
He’ll climb
up, make himself comfortable, and close his eyes.
He’ll curse
as suddenly the bunk collapses. He’ll probably think the fall has
nothing to do with switching Buck’s pouch contents with sand.
So he’ll
decide to read a dime store novel in order to calm his nerves.
When he
finishes the book, he’ll get so excited he’ll want to write his own “True
Tales of the West.” Which leads him to pull out paper, ink, and a
quill.
He’ll write
several stories. When the stories are finished, he’ll want to get
them published.
Which means
he’ll need to mail them.
Which reminds
him he has a ride. He’ll try to be a hero and end up with a bear
and a pregnant woman following him.
On the way
home, he’ll become the lead in “Only the Good Die Young.” Which means
one day he’ll want to have his own traveling Wild West Show.
Looking
at the cow in the barn while cooling down his horse will remind him that
he’s thirsty.
He’ll realize
that he still hasn’t milked the cow. So. . .
he’ll fill
his own mug.
And chances
are, if Cody has a mug of milk, he’ll want a cookie to go with it.
THE END
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