SpongeBob SquarePants Theme: by Avril Lavigne and SpongeBob SquarePants Theme (Movie Version): by The Pirates
You KNOW all the lyrics: they're 95% the same as the regular in both songs; just "SpongeBob SquarePants" a few more times and no intro in The Pirates's version and no "Aye aye captain!" in the Avril version.

SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy: by The Flaming Lips
Parick, you see, I'm growing a mustache
And though I know I must ask you
Does it really make me look like a man?
SpongeBob, being a manager's a tough job
I hope your picked to be the best SpongeBoss they've had
Working like a dog at the Krusty Krab
Now wait a minute
I think we hit a wall
I think we hit a psychic wall
Maybe we're just young
And we won't know until we're old
We're too young
To free ourselves from this lonely fishbowl
Some kind of wall
Some kind of psychic wall
Some kind of wall
Some kind of psychic wall
We can't get above
So come on, let's find a way to be happy
Not like Plankton, he'll never be satisfied
Always complaining about his life
To his computer wife
You think he would have found by now
To be thought of as a king
He don't need a crown

Just a Kid: by Wilco
Maybe I'm just a kid
Maybe I just don't fit in
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready
I'm ready fto go now
I don't wanna go to school
But I don't get to make the rules
Too weary, too weary, too weary
Too weary of the mornin'
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do somethin' they don't wanna do
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do somethin'...why's that true?
Maybe I'm not so big
Maybe I just don't fit in
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready
I'm ready for more now
I don't wanna go to bed
So much goin' on in my head
And I'm tired, and I'm tired, and I'm tired
I'm tired of that now
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do somethin' they don't wanna do
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do somethin'...why's that true?
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Has to do somethin'...just have some fun
(Kids "na" for a small while in background)
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody, everyone, someone, anyone
Has to grow up and have some fun

The Goofy Goober Song: by Mike Simpson with SpongeBob, Patrick and Goofy Goober
(Goofy Goober) Hey all you Goobers, it's time to say HOWDY to your favorite undersea peanut...GOOFY GOOBER!
(Kids) Yeah! Bop bop bop bop bopbop bop bop bop, bop bop bop bop bop bop-bop bop bop bop, bop...(they go in the background in a similar fashion for the rest of the song)
(SpongeBob) All right, folks! This goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world! Patrick, and the big peanut guy! It's a little bitty called...
(Goofy Goober) Goofy Goober!
(SpongeBob and Patrick) Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
GoofyGoofyGooberGoober YEAH!
I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
GoofyGoofyGooberGoober YEAH!
(Goofy Goober) Ho ho ho!
(Patrick) DJ!
(Mike Simpson) Time for the test!
No baby can resist singing along to this!
(Patrick) SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober Theme Song!
(SpongeBob) I know!
(Patrick and SpongeBob) Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
GoofyGoofyGooberGoober YEAH!
I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
GoofyGoofyGooberGoober YEAH!
(Goofy Goober) Ho ho ho!
(Waiter) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir
(SpongeBob and Patrick) Ooooooooooo!
(SpongeBob) Oh, a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those
(Waiter) There you go.
(SpongeBob and Patrick eat and burp)
(SpongeBob) Ah! Boy, Pat, that hit the spot! I'm feeling better already!
(Patrick) Yeah!
(SpongeBob) Waiter, let's get another round over here!
(SpongeBob and Patrick) Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
GoofyGoofyGooberGoober YEAH!
I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
GoofyGoofyGooberGoober YEAH!
(Goofy Goober) Ho ho ho!

Prince Paul's Bubble Party: by the Waikikis, Prince Paul and Wordsworth (and featuring explicts from "Bubble Stand" and "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie")
(SpongeBob) Can I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.
(Patrick) Uh, very well then.
(Squidward) Bubble
(SpongeBob) Good morning to you, sir, would you care to blow a bubble?
(Patrick) Oh-oh, how much is it?
(Main song (MS)) It's a nice day and the water's cool
SpongeBob looking for something to do
To earn money and stay out of trouble
He built his own stand for blowing bubbles
Squidward said no one in the water
Wants to blow bubbles and pay him a quarter
But Patrick would if he had to spend it
He's not worried, SpongeBob will lend it
SpongeBob gave him a bubble wand
So Patrick could have to blow bubbles on
Used his breath then borrowed 25 cents again
From SpongeBob to get some lessons like...
(SpongeBob) First go like this, spin around, STOP! (It's all in the technique) Double-take three times (Alright), 1 2 3 (It's all in the technique)
First go like this (Like this?), spin around, STOP! (It's all in the technique) Double-take three times (Alright)...then pelvic thurst! (It's all in the technique) WOO!
(MS) Bubbles could be of any size
Big as elephants, small as butterflies
Round as a ball, like boats and ducks
Use 1 or 2 hands to blow them up
So if you want your bubble not to pop
I suggest you check out SpongeBob and watch
(SpongeBob) Now it's time to bring it around town, bring it around town! (Round and round)
Then you you do this (Round and round), then that, thenthisandthatandthisandthat and then...! (Round and round)
(Squidward) How could you 2 possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles? Bubbles-bubbles, bubbles-bubbles
(MS) Squidward wouldn't blow bubbles at first
Because it wouldn't work or would quickly burst
Blowing bubbles he thought was easy to do
Lessons from SpongeBob, he needed them too
He blew so hard he got red cheeks
Then he tried SpongeBob's blowing technique
(SpongeBob) It's all-it's all-it's all in-it's all-it's all in the technique!
First go like this, spin around, STOP! (It's all in the technique) Double-take three times (Alright), 1 2 3 (It's all in the technique)
First go like this (Like this?), spin around, STOP! (It's all in the technique) Double-take three times (Alright)...then pelvic thrust! (It's all in the technique) WOO!
(Squidward) La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum (That's just annoying!) La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum (Blowing bubbles)
(SpongeBob joins) La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum (It's all in the technique)
(SpongeBob) La-da-dee, la-da-doo, la-da-dum (It's all in the technique)
(Thug Tug guy) WHO BLEW THIS BUBBLE?

Bikini Bottom: by Electrocute
Big party in Bikini Bottom
Are you ready? (Oo-oo)
I'm ready! (Ah-ah)
We're ready (Oo oo)
We're ready-eddy-eddy GO!
Deep deep down in the bottom of the sea (Water water, oh water water)
Where the fishes swim around is where I wanna be (Water water, oh water water)
Oh, how I wish we were 10,000 miles deep
With silver scuba suits and flippers on our feet
And we flip-flop, scuba-bop
Shake it baby, just don't stop
Bikini Bottom
There's no other place that I'd rather go
I'm just a-slugging around in the ocean flow (Water water, oh water water)
This is even better than a TV show!
We're like Jacques, Jacques, Jacques Coustou
And we flip-flop, scuba-bop
Shake it baby, just don't stop
Bikini Bottom
And we flip-flop, scuba-bop
Shake it baby, just don't stop
Bikini Bottom
Yeah, flip-flop, scuba-bop
Shake it baby, just don't stop
Bikini Bottom
(Soak it like a sponge and swimming (under bridges (bridges)
Doing what you can to get those jellyfish kissies (kissies)
Back seat, submerine, with the stop fishes (fishies)
Everybody scoop to the fits of Electrocute
Bump the ocean box with the underwater juke box (Electrocute, Electrocute, Electrocute) I need help woth this part of the song! If you know it, please contact me. I also have no idea about the next part, so...)
...There's no other place that'd I'd rather go (Water water, oh water water)
Goin' down, down, down in your undertow (Water water, oh water water)
Right side, front side, tearing up the rip tide! (Woo!)
Oo I wanna see you down in the deep blue
And we can flip-flop, scuba-bop
Shake it baby, just don't stop
Bikini Bottom
Yeah, flip-flop, scuba-bop
Shake it baby, just don't stop
Bikini Bottom ("Bikini Bottom" over and over for song remainder)

The Best Day Ever: by SpongeBob
Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me
Said "It's gonna be a good one, just wait and see"
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside
Feeling so ecstatic and satisfied
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
I'm so busy, got nothin' to do
Spent the last two hours just tiein' my shoe
Every flower, every grain of sand
Is reachin' out to shake my hand
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
Sometimes the little things start closing in on me
When I'm feeling down
I gotta loose that frown
I stick my head out the window and I look around
Those clouds don't scare me: they can't disguise
This magic that's happening right before my eyes
Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright
So the best day ever can last all night
Yeah, the best day ever's gonna last all night now
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
It's the best day ever (best day ever, best day ever, best day ever)

They'll Soon Discover: by The Shins
When you were young and wise
Scratching your letters in the sand
When your imagination
Lead you all around by the hand (La la la la)
Did you ever wonder what
Crazy adventures there might be? (whistle)
Unfolding in the currents
In the waves at the bottom of the sea
Well he's our buddy
Got a lotta vision
Your buckteeth
Cockeyed smile
Can't stop this invertibrate on a mission
So, charge!
A sinister design
A wild-goose chase for a crown (Oh no)
And your eyes align
For the terror about your town
If you wanna win
Slip outta your kin in the ocean
Stay your ground
Don't be discouraged
Don't let them turn
Our brains into porridge
You're odd but you
Got a lotta vision
Your buckteeth
A star-ward heart
Can't stop this invertibrate on a mission
So, charge!
But it's a long, hard fight
The corner turns, and it's always another mile
Be working day and night
They think they got your number
But they'll soon discover!

Ocean Man: by Ween
Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through wonder of amazent at the oberman?
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life from braised in the sand
Soaking up the thrist of the land
(Guitar solo, repeat lyrics once, then "Ocean man" at the end)

Under My Rock: by Patrick
It's where you'll always find me
If you're walking right behind me!
Where is it? Please remind me
Oh yeah! Under my rock
Under my rock
Here's the bed that I lie in
Laugh and sigh and cry in
Or eat a peice of pie in!
Under my rock
Under my rock
It's cold and hard and kind of grey (under my rock)
It's the only place I'll ever stay (under my rock)
Got snacks in fridge and a telephone
In this stone that I call home
Let's rock! (small guitar solo)
I got a welcome mat and dirty socks (under my rock)
A sink, a table and a secret box (under my rock)
Myself and me can be alone
In this stone that I call home
Oh yeah
That's the chair I sometimes doze on
The hankie I blow my nose on...ew
Hey! My favorite show's on!
Under my rock
Under my rock
I guess that completes our tour
So let me show you to the...uh...door!
That's all; there ain't no more
Under my rock
Under my rock
Boys, take it home!
(People in background singing "under my rock" over and over again for remainder of song)
Oh, I already am home! He, yep, that's were we are, haha. Still here! Hey...hey, this is just plain realisate, baby! Oh yeah! Everything I need, I got right here! I don't need to go anywhere else! It ain't much, but it's a place to hang my hat...well, I don't wear a hat...I wear shorts! I can hang my shorts there! Stand back, I'm takin' 'em off! Hey, where's everybody goin'? Yea-a-ah! Hehehe...hehehehe. Yea-a-ah!

Now That We're Men: by SpongeBob, Patrick and the Monsters
(SpongeBob and Patrick) Now that we're men we can do anything
Now that we're men we are invincible
Now that we're men we'll go to Shell City
Get the crown
Save the town
And Mr. Krabs!
Now that we're men...
(SpongeBob) We have facial hair!
(SpongeBob and Patrick) Now that we're men...
(Patrick) I changed my underwear!
(SpongeBob and Patrick) Now that we're men we a got a manly flare!
We got the stuff
We're though enough
To save the day!
We never got a chance when we were kids
NO NO NO!
But take a look at what the mermaid did
HA HA HA!
(SpongeBob) Patrick, time for slappy!
(SpongeBob and Patrick make a melody by slapping, with small lines of incouragement inbewteen)
(The Monsters) HOORAY!
Now that they're men we can't bother them
Now that they're men they have become our friends
Now that they're men there'll be a happy end
They'll past the test
And finish the quest
For the crown!
They'll past the test (slaps)
And finish the quest (slaps)
For the crown! ("Yeah"s)

Goofy Goober Rock: Tom Rothrock with Jim Wise (but in the movie...SpongeBob)
I'm a Goofy Goober-rock!
You're a Goofy Goober-rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers-rock!
GoofyGoofyGooberGoober-rock!
Put your toys away
All I gotta say when you tell me not to play I say "No way!"
No no no no way
I'm a kid, you say
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again" and then I say "Thanks!"
Thank you very much
So if you're thinkin' that you'd like to be like me-e
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free
I'm a Goofy Goober-rock!
You're a Goofy Goober-rock!
We're all Goofy Goobers-rock!
GoofyGoofyGooberGoober-rock!
(Big guitar solo for song remainder)

You Better Swim: by Motorhead
I got no reason to be paranoid
What's on the hook, that's what I avoid
I was born underwater without a sound
With my friends in the drink and the sea on the ground
You better swim
Baby, you better swim
You better swim like a tigershark
Or I'm gonna do you in
I'm sorry when I'm told (?) that I'm black and I'm white
Sometimes I'll be wrong, sometimes I'll be right
I'm higher than a seal, and I'm bad to the bone
You go looking for touble, but you come alone (?)
You better swim
Baby, you better swim
You better swim like a tigershark
Or I'm gonna do you in
Come on spongy! (guitar solo)
I see them come, and I see them go
I see big things and big people that nobody knows
I'm talking at pictures and I'm (???) and I'm black
I'm telling you, fish-face, you ain't never coming back
You better swim
Baby, you better swim
You better swim like a tigershark
Or I'm gonna do you in
Yeah (guitar solo for remainder of song)

The Jellyfish Song by the Jellyfish Band: by Plus-Tech Squeezebox featuring SpongeBob
This song is mainly instrumental, except SpongeBob's introduction at the beginning...
(SpongeBob) And now it's time for a song by Bikini Bottom's own Jellyfish Band... (instrument remainder)

Employee of the Month: by SpongeBob (Bonus track-you can buy it on iTunes)
Oh, I used to be
Just an ordinary guy
Five days a week
Working my 9 to 5
But then I went that extra mile
I gave them service with a smile
That's me
That's me
Employee of the month
That's me (that's me)
That's me (that's me)
Employee of the month
Although some might say
That working hard's for fools
I've come all this way
With just some simple rules
Keep station clean and bright
The costumer is always right
That's me
That's me
Employee of the month
That's me (that's me)
That's me (that's me)
Employee of the month
Well, he works so hard
But I never once complain
Yeah, he works so hard
Now they put my picture in a frame
When you reach the top
That means you're the cream
We give it all we've got
'Cause there ain't no "I" in "team" (Go team!)
Mind your manners, don't be rude
A bright and cheery attitude
That's me
That's me
Employee of the month
That's me (that's me)
That's me (that's me)
Employee of the month
Well, he works so hard (Yeah!)
But I never once complain
Yeah, he works so hard
They put my picture in a framce
And underneath they spell my name
S-P-O-N-G-E-B-O-B
If it weren't for me
This place would fall apart
It takes elbow grease
And a great big bunch of heart
I broke my back, I gave my all
Now that's my face up on the wall
That's me
That's me
Employee of the month (Hey, look!)
That's me (that's me)
That's me (that's me)
Employee of the month (Up there!)
That's me (Who's he?)
That's me (That's me)
Employee of the month
Yup, that's me