Tara: "So, I'm excited about the Scooby meeting. I think. What's it about?"
Willow: "I'm not sure. Probably just your garden-variety disaster."

Riley: "We got demons coming out our ears."
Willow: "That's a metaphor."
Tara: "I got it, thanks."
Willow: "I'm overhelping, aren't I?"

Willow: "When did you get back?"
Oz: "Pretty much now."

Riley: "Oz is a werewolf, and Willow was dating him?!"
Buffy: "Yes. Hence the high emotions."
Riley: "Man, you're kidding me? I got to say I'm surprised. I didn't think Willow was that kind of girl."
Buffy: "What kind of girl?"
Riley: "Into dangerous guys. She seemed smarter than that."
Buffy: "Oz is not dangerous. Something happened to him that wasn't his fault. God, I never knew you were such a bigot."
Riley: "Whoa! Hey, how did we get to bigot? I'm just saying it's a little weird to date someone who tries to eat you once a month."

Willow: "Well, I believe a manly-sized breakfast is in order, don't you?"
Oz: "Or we could just... sleep a little while. Whatever you want."
Willow: "I'll have the less confusing waffles right now."

Buffy: "Okay, I'm all with the whoo-hoo, here, and you're not."
Willow: "No, there's "whoo," and "hoo." But there's "uh-oh" and "why now?" And it's complicated."
Buffy: "Why complicated?"
Willow: "It's complicated... because of Tara."
Buffy: "You mean Tara has a crush on Oz? No, you... Oh! Oh."

Spike: "No tricks?"
Adam: "Scout's honor."
Spike: "You were a boy scout?"
Adam: "Parts of me."

Giles: "How did you get in?"
Spike: "The door was unlocked. You might want to watch that, Rupert. Someone dangerous could get in."
Buffy: "Or someone formerly dangerous and currently annoying."

Colonel: You're a dead man, Finn."
Riley: "No, sir. I'm an anarchist. "

Willow: "What are you gonna do?"
Oz: "I think I better take off."
Willow: "When?"
Oz: "Pretty much now."

Tara: "You have to be with the person you love."
Willow: "I am."
Tara: "You mean...?"
Willow: "I mean. Okay?"
Tara: "Oh, yes."
Willow: "I feel horrible about everything I put you through. And I'm going to make it up to you. Starting right now."
Tara: "Right now?"