Willow: "So did you like the movie last night?"
Oz: "I don't know. Today-today's movies are kinda' like popcorn. You know, you forgot about 'em as soon as they're done. I do remember I liked the popcorn, though."
Willow: "Yeah, it was good. And I had a really fun time with the rest. I mean, the part with you."
Oz: "Oh, that's great! My time was also...of the good."
Willow: "Mine too!"

Willow: "Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO."
Buffy: "Meow!"
Willow: "Really? Thanks, I've never gotten a 'meow' before."
Buffy: "Well deserved."
Willow: "Darn tootin'!"

Buffy: "You sure it was a werewolf?"
Xander: "Well, let's see. Um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face, like a wolf. Um, yeah, I'm sticking with my first guess."
Oz: "Seems wise."
Xander: "Oh, oh, and then there was that little thing where it tried to bite us."

Giles: "Yes, I must admit I-I am quite intrigued. Werewolves! It's one of the classics. Yes, I'm sure my books and I are in for a fascinating afternoon."
Buffy: "He needs to get a pet."

Giles: "And it, uh, acts on pure instinct. No conscience. Predatory and aggressive."
Buffy: "In other words, your typical male."
Xander: "On behalf of my gender, "Hey!"
Giles: "Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions."
Buffy: "I didn't jump! I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were."

Xander: "Giles knows stuff, and I'm practically an expert on the subject."
Willow: "On account of, once you were a hyena?"
Xander: "I know what it's like to crave the taste of freshly killed meat, to be taken over by those uncontrollable urges..."
Buffy: "You said you didn't remember anything about that."
Xander: "Ha ha ha ha. I said I didn't remember anything about that."

Willow: "It used to be so much easier to tell if a boy liked you. He'd punch you on the arm and then run back to his friends."
Buffy: "Those were the days."

Oz: "I'm going through some...changes."
Willow: "Well, welcome to the world! Things happen. Don't you think I'm going through a lot?"
Oz: "Not like me."
Willow: "Oh what, so now you're special? You're Special Boy, with...chains and stuff. Why do you have...chains and stuff?"

Willow: "I'm sorry about how all of this ended up, with me shooting you and all."
Oz: "It's okay, I'm-I'm sorry I almost ate you."
Willow: "It's okay."

Willow: "Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but...that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either."
Oz: "You are quite the human."