Xander: "Is she dying?"
Buffy: "I think she's singing."

Xander: "Hmm, and we thought just because we didn't have any money or any place to go, this'd be a lackluster evening."
Willow: "I know! We could go to the Bronze, and sneak in our own tea bags and ask for hot water."
Xander: "Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail."

Xander: "Okay, so tonight, channel 59, Indian TV, sex, lies, and incomprehensible story lines? I'll bring the betel nuts."

Buffy: "And there's blood on it."
Giles: "Oh? I didn't see any."
Buffy: "Angel showed up. He could smell it."
Xander: "The blood? There's a guy you wanna' party with."

Buffy: "Well, say it."
Xander: "I'm not gonna' say it."
Willow: "You lied to Giles."
Xander: "She will."
Buffy: "Look, I wasn't lying. I was just protecting him from information that he wouldn't be able to digest properly."
Xander: "Like a corn dog."
Willow: "Like you don't have a sick mother, but you'd rather go to a frat party where there's going to be drinking and older guys and probably an orgy."
Xander: "Whoa, whoa. Rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?"

Xander: "I'm going to the party."
Willow: "What?"
Xander: "I gotta' keep an eye on Buffy. Those frat guys creep me."
Willow: "You wanna' protect her?"
Xander: "Mm-hmm."
Willow: "And prove that you're just as good as those rich snotty guys?"
Xander: "Mm-hmm."
Willow: "Maybe catch an orgy?"
Xander: "If it's on early."

Willow: "You're gonna' live forever -- Ya' don't have time for a cup of coffee?!"

Buffy: "I told one lie. I had one drink."
Giles: "Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture."

Xander: "Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come
around to that freak? Hey, man, how ya' doin'?"

Angel: "Buffy."
Buffy: "Angel."
Xander: "Xander."