Willow: "A boyfriend? Why wouldn't she tell us?"
Cordelia: "Excuse me? When your last steady killed half the class, and then your rebound guy sends you a dump-o-gram? It makes a girl shy."
Xander: "But we're the best of Buffy's bestest buds. She'd tell us."
Buffy: "Tell you what?"
Willow: "About your new boyfriend, who we made up... unless we didn't?"

Giles: "That was bracing."
Buffy: "Interesting lady. Can we kill her?"
Giles: "I think the Council might frown upon that."

Buffy: "I'm going to try and vent a little hormonal angst by going out there and killing a Lagos, whatever that is."
Angel: "Lagos?"
Buffy: "Some demon looking for some all-powerful thingamabob, and I got to stop him before he unleashes unholy havoc, and it's another Tuesday night in Sunnydale."

Angel: "I think I have what you're looking for."
Buffy: "Great, just, wherever this was gift-wrapped, remind me not to shop there."
Angel: "The Glove of Myhnegon."
Buffy: "The world's ugliest fashion accessory."

Giles: "I am in complete control of my Slayer."
Xander: "Giles! We have a big problem - it's Buffy."

Cordelia: "What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again?"
Buffy: "It was an accident!"
Xander: "What, you just tripped and fell on his lips?"

Giles: "I won't remind you that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind you that you've jeopardized the lives of all that you hold dear by harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind you that Angel tortured me... for hours... for pleasure. You should have told me he was alive. You didn't. You have no respect for me, or the job I perform."

Willow: "Well, he saved me from a horrible flamey death. That sort of makes me like him again."

Giles: "She was kicked out by the Council a couple of years ago for misuses of dark power. They swear there was a memo."

Buffy: "How are you?"
Faith: "5 by 5."
Buffy: "I'll interpret that as good."