Buffy: "He's cool about it."
Willow: "Well, of course he is, 'cause...he's cool. I mean, he would never...you know."
Buffy: "Push."
Willow: "Right. He-he's not the type."

Willow: "Carpe diem. You told me that once."
Buffy: "Fish of the day?"
Willow: "Not 'carp'! Carpe. It means seize the day."

Buffy: "You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please, my boyfriend had a bicentennial."
Willow: "That's true."

Oz: "I'm gonna' ask you to go out with me tomorrow night, and I'm kinda' nervous about it, actually. It's interesting."
Willow: "Oh, well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna' say 'yes'."
Oz: "Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone."

Giles: "Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is the better part of valor."
Xander: "You could have just said 'Shh.' God, are all you Brits such drama queens?"

Buffy: "I now possess the qualities one looks for in a...licensed driver."
Joyce: "Buffy!"
Buffy: "You said we could talk about it again when I was seventeen."

Oz: "Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?"
Willow: "Oh, well, uh, sort of."
Xander: "Yup. Vampires are real. Lot of them live in Sunnydale. Willow will fill you in."
Willow: "I know it's hard to accept at first."
Oz: "Actually, it explains a lot!"

Angel: "I could catch a cargo ship to Asia and maybe truck to Nepal..."
Buffy: "You know, those new-fangled flying machines really are much safer than they used to be."

Giles: "His touch can literally burn the humanity out of you. A true creature of evil can survive the process. No human ever has."
Xander: "What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy, and we go for pizza."

Angel: "I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop."